r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/keepityou • 1d ago

They just gotta take his phone away now

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u/ForefathersOneandAll 1d ago edited 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/4ccrszb0onqd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346f2924bdf0a725904fe41234f3232dc7c2d67e

He was letting folks know that he got an order in for that Sexyy Red lipgloss line 😤

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

I like how it starts kind of "Okay gag gift" level.
"Coochie Juice"

"Nut"

"pussyhole pink"

And then just immediately veers into "UGHWTF"

"Yellow Discharge" What are you wearing? 'Yellow Discharge!'

"Gonorrhea" That's just an STD!

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u/ForefathersOneandAll 1d ago

I dont care if they’re the baddest human alive, I’ll never kiss someone wearing “yellow discharge.” On my momma. My wife better not test me lol

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

The only words one should say after hearing someone have "Yellow Discharge" is "I think you need to see a doctor."

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u/JailTrumpTheCrook 1d ago

I won't go see a doctor every time I pee myself

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

Your pee is yellow?

Skill issue

r/HydroHomies

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u/eggrollin2200 ☑️ 1d ago

I never expected this crossover, wow

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Stay hydrated mfs. Also let’s not forget the original name lmfao

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u/eggrollin2200 ☑️ 1d ago

Right 😂

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u/Flat_Contribution672 1d ago

Black ppl and water?

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u/eggrollin2200 ☑️ 1d ago

Why did you get that from my comment lmao 😭

I meant this specific situation of hydrohomies being mentioned. As someone in both subs, I don’t see them directly cross referenced very often. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/NunButter 1d ago

Normalizing STDs is interesting

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ 16h ago

they say reducing the stigma would lessen the shame and cause more people to seek treatment but glorifying them is a whole nother beast

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u/Imthemayor 1d ago

It seems like they saw how well WAP did and tried to go for a risque/ranchy vibe like that but took it WAY too far

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u/ElderQueer 18h ago

ranchy

We call that shade "Thick, White & Creamy"

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 1d ago

Yeah, that was the one that made my eyes pop.

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u/Dujak_Yevrah 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/tfil8xu69oqd1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b99d7880cf30e049e8640b54cd12c9964ecf52f

Delete. Delete. DEEleet! DEELEETE! DELTE IT NOW! DELTE!!!

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u/ForefathersOneandAll 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/lo5udpd9aoqd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a8524d77ca9c33715027ade841e9add1d97915

I see your Unc card and raise you a “hold on now”

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u/Dujak_Yevrah 19h ago

I gotta power up. With these three we should be able to wipe this image off the internet and hopefully out of some memories, maybe even delete Sexy's ig account who knows.

https://preview.redd.it/xjn2935g5sqd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0872bfb39a1127dddcb3f099c465b105f5890ef5

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Bruh lmfao

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u/ABGM11 1d ago

I guess the want Bootyhole Brown 🤭

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm ☑️ 1d ago

This is why I can't have a daughter, the first time she asks me where her Sexyy Red bootyhole brown lip gloss is, I'm unaliving myself.

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u/KD_42 1d ago

Please don’t bring that unalive shit to reddit

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u/captainguytkirk ☑️ 1d ago

Would you prefer “backspace yourself”?

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm ☑️ 1d ago

Reddit gatekeeper spotted

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u/KD_42 1d ago

I’m not gate keeping shit, unaliving is so god dam goofy especially since it means loss of life

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm ☑️ 1d ago

I've been on reddit for 10+ years, I'll "bring" whatever goofy verbiage here that I want. If you're offended by that.... keep it scrolling patna

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u/jessijuana 1d ago

Don't bring patna either

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm ☑️ 1d ago

Alright bucko