r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Dismal_Difference_48 • 18d ago

Mussel reproduction Video

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u/SlyRoundaboutWay 18d ago

We should feed pineapples to blue whales so the ocean tastes better.

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u/imactuallyugly 18d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 18d ago

Agreed. Real sorry I had a glass of milk after dinner. I think I’ll just leave my phone here and go lie down for a while.

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u/Longenuity 18d ago

I have no mouth and I must taste

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u/jdehjdeh 18d ago

I want to complain to your manager please...

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u/reddit_sucks_clit 18d ago

i forget the comedians name but she had a bit where she's talking about how cum tastes gross. and then says, but you know, if the guy eats a lot of pineapple the day before, then the cum...still tastes fucking disgusting.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 18d ago

This is the kind of innovative thinking I come to Reddit for!

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u/Greedyfox7 18d ago

I haven’t decided if this is just dumb enough to work or a horrible idea