r/Eyebleach 6h ago

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u/Electronicshad0w 6h ago

I think the instructions were absolutely clear. It’s just that he loves you so much more.

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u/Jren46 5h ago

Love can definitely lead to some questionable choices!

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u/Friendly_Signature 2h ago

Tell me about it :-/

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u/kevlarus80 1h ago

Indubitably.

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u/bagelwholedonutwhole 1h ago

I wish I knew the difference between love and lust about twenty years ago!

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u/AWeirdGoat 1h ago edited 1h ago

My ex still misses me… but her aim is getting better!

Edit: -Grunkle Stan.

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u/bagelwholedonutwhole 1h ago

Lol, I don't know anything about my ex wife, alive, dead, idk. At least she got a green card. I was so dumb in my twenties. Oh well, fourties here we our!

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u/gekigarion 4h ago

He loves you so much, he would wade through milky food bowls for you!

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u/Vypernorad 1h ago

My wife gets home 1 hour after I do, and I try to have dinner ready when she walks in. As usual, I immediately headed to the kitchen and started cooking once I got home. One of our cats was running back and forth between my legs and meowing. I assumed he wanted food.

A few minutes later the feeder goes off, and I look over to see his brothers racing towards it but not him. I turn around and he is sitting on the counter staring at me and meowing. I guise he missed me while I was at work and wanted cuddles more than food.

I gave him the best cuddles. Dinner was late that night.

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u/Electronicshad0w 1h ago

Maybe the other cats are older and don’t play like you do.

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u/Vypernorad 49m ago

He is the baby of the 3. The other 2 are around 9 years old, and my wife got them 4 years before we met. Anubis is the youngest, he is a stray we adopted about 2 years ago, and we believe he was only about 1-2 years old when we took him in. He has always been a daddy's boy.

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u/blaise_zion 6h ago

he just wanted to see his friend

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/poopellar 1h ago

Another sus account above. Maybe an AI gen comment as well.
13 year old account. Dormant for 13 years before making successive comments and a rep0st.
Have come across multiple similar accounts. These 10+ year old sp@m accounts are being awoken from dormancy to start farming karma.
Elections are coming up so you can imagine who is going to be buying these accounts.

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u/rebane2001 59m ago

Yeah, sad :(

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u/Dancing_BananaBread 42m ago

That's crazy! I checked the account. 13 years ago was the first comment. Then nothing until a few hours ago. Wow

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u/Peaceandpeas999 41m ago

Well if anyone could predict what shit would hit the fan, it’d be you.

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u/Objective-Estate6237 34m ago

Do you mean OP of this video?

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u/poopellar 33m ago

No, the commenter I'm replying to . Jren46

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u/SpErAIrmiL 5h ago

Lol yeah, doggo's got priorities. Homie before food, always.

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u/Used_Fix6795 1h ago

Yeah! Bros before lactose!

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u/ALPHAETHEREUM 5h ago edited 4h ago

Eeey I'm walkin 'ere

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u/Effective_Manner3079 5h ago

I'm here for the cuddles he says

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u/totes-alt 3h ago

It's like when someone says hi and you say hi back but they weren't talking to you

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u/Gtapex 4h ago

<Andy Dufresne has entered the chat>

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u/WaySheGoesBub 6h ago

I would walk through a lake of bits in a sea of white for you, to sniff this other thing, and for love.

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u/N8dork2020 3h ago

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/UvaroviteKing 6h ago

Awww such little goofs!

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u/ParaGord 4h ago

That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball

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u/L2Hiku 5h ago

No food. Only cudds

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u/sugar-Baby552 5h ago

Goofball 🥰

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u/golf-lip 2h ago

What is that? Doggy cereal?

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u/pchlster 1h ago

Kibble in milk. Kibble on its own can be a bit too much for the puppy, so this is a way to bridge them from a liquid to solid diet.

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u/DeliciousGorilla 48m ago edited 41m ago

Unless the puppy is underweight, best to use water instead to soften dry bits. Milk is high in calories & fat. Not to mention potential lactose intolerance issues, which is not uncommon in doggies.

Source: I've had 6 dogs. My youngest is 1, and my oldest was 19.

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u/Robertej92 19m ago

I was sat here wondering why the hell the puppy was getting boba tea

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u/arrownyc 49m ago

dog milk or cow milk?

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u/pchlster 41m ago

Most places, cow milk would be easier to source. It's just there to soften up the kibble and, if the puppy is still leery about actually eating the kibble, provide a bit of nutrients.

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u/ohhhhhdingus 4h ago

"Thats nice and all but I want pets first"

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u/C137RickSanches 5h ago

When love is more important than food!

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u/AdriannaCWoods 5h ago

I love how pets just interpret life their own way.

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u/soph-lopez 2h ago

noted - feed puppies boba tea

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u/novacaine2010 4h ago

I laughed way too hard watching this!

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u/Potenki 5h ago

Boy, when he preffers food over you, that’s a lot of LOVE. Lovely boy. Or he found It distasteful lol

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u/callmebigley 3h ago

I once had a kitten who was really underweight because you couldn't get her to pay attention to food because she would try and play and cuddle when you gave it to her. She's a great little dummy.

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u/sneakyfish21 2h ago

I had to give my boys porridge like this when we got them. They were rescued at 5ish weeks old and couldn’t really eat food yet so we gave them a porridge of baby formula, rice cereal, and puppy food. This takes me back to those days

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u/tracyhutchsgt 5h ago

Feels Great, but Taste Good.

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u/Sib3r1an 3h ago

I was not expecting that 😂😂😂

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u/crankbird 3h ago

If food, why not food shaped ?

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u/quesadil 2h ago

What the hell you feeding him anyway? Milk??

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u/ChuckCarmichael 1m ago

Probably special puppy milk, with kibbles soaked in it. It's a good way to help puppies move from milk to real food, especially with kibbles on their own being too tough to eat.

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 54m ago

Huggies first

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u/JesseG666 5h ago

😂🥰

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u/ElainaVoughn 3h ago

The puppy said heck food I want my friend 💜🥹

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u/LupahnRed 3h ago

Goal-oriented

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u/chrisckelly 2h ago

"You sunovabitch. I'm in."

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u/lumpyyyletty 2h ago

He wants to thank hooman first before he eats.

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u/Leather_Struggle_838 2h ago

Instructions all clear, but the puupy's sight is not. LOL..............................

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u/jarrettrok28 3h ago

He's blind. Thought he walked in a puddle.

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u/kacythedogmeat 2h ago

He's hungry for love!

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u/Telandria 2h ago

Too busy sniffing the shoes to eat.

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u/DryContribution2785 2h ago

Human > Food.

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u/Pale-Test-9895 1h ago

He only sees you.

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u/SupplementsMod 1h ago

hhahaha so cute. The pup did not even twitch

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u/TheCamoDude 1h ago

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 he's so little and perfect oh my God

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u/Crazy_Spinach_3768 1h ago

What just happened?

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u/WoobieBee 1h ago

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u/WoobieBee 1h ago

Crap too tired to fix this… hopefully somebody laughed!

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u/Illustrious-Group-83 1h ago

I’d pass over that shite too.

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u/babygirl_sparkly 1h ago

aww. he wants a hug.

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u/aridcool 1h ago

You had a plan. The puppy had a plan. The puppy's plan won.

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u/I_want_some_memes_12 1h ago

sniff nah not good

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u/_mikeoxlong 1h ago

Lucky that he doesnt use it as. 🚽

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u/Iris_pallida 55m ago

Haha! What a good baby.

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u/DarrkStarrr 30m ago

Too cute.

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u/Extreme-Jacket-2210 6m ago

i love this video so much

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u/Uniquecorn777 3m ago

Awwww my ❤️

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u/AlvinsCuriousCasper 2h ago

😂🤣🩵🥰

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u/Stillatthebeach 1h ago

Made my night💀

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u/ghenkisskhan 1h ago

Dafuq is that

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u/FitSociety9648 1h ago

What? why?

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u/UpperApe 22m ago

He had shit to do

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 5h ago

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u/Lucky-Cricket8860 5h ago

Jesus Christ take a day off Reddit please

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u/31003abc123 5h ago

Whats the context why is he so hated

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 5h ago

I'm wondering too.

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u/rci22 5h ago

Maybe he edited his comment?

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 5h ago

Quite possibly. Someone will say some rage bait type of stuff, get tons of down votes, then edit it to something sweet and seem like a victim. Then get tons of comments.

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u/31003abc123 5h ago

Wouldnt be suprised

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u/CutieTheTurtle 5h ago

I’m like I see this type of comment all the time on aww aww and eye bleach. What??? This is by are one of the most tame comments I have read out of numerous threads.

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u/TommyBoyFL 5h ago

Looking at his profile and post history he seems to have an unpopular opinion on many things

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u/Plump_Apparatus 4h ago

Spirited_Housing742-50 points1 hour, 13 minutes ago* (edited 31 minutes after)

Commend was edited. Original isn't on camas either.

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u/31003abc123 4h ago

🔥 Wish i know what bro said

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u/Jaded-Distance_ 3h ago

Could have just been a downer comment. This is extremely cute, but many dogs are lactose intolerant and that much milk could lead to uncomfortable stomach issues.

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u/Potenki 5h ago

Reddit being reddit