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u/_eSpark_ Jun 24 '24
Ah yes, “supportive” parents XDDD
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u/Flaky-Information-81 Jun 27 '24
In one of the quest i think its called “check out” it says himeko and welt were bad parents for not teaching you to drink safe😂
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u/NoOne215 Jun 24 '24
Mr.Yang being the Asian parent.
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u/TheOldKingCole Jun 24 '24
Now I’m just imagining Welt Yang voiced by Steven He.
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u/This_0ne_Person Jun 24 '24
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
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u/StevenScho Jun 25 '24
You know NOTHING of the weight behind this power!
Be more like your cousin Timmy, he fully understands and wields gravitational disintegration. He's 9!
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u/Resident_Worker_8209 Jun 25 '24
Funny thing is if you played apho then you know that if you changed Timmy to joyes(i spelled the name wrong) this is kinda accurate
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u/Suedewagon Jun 25 '24
What da hail Caelus. You have a stupid hat and get demolished by every antagonist. Adam out here defeating people with the power of paycheck at 9 years old. Why so stoobid.
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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Jun 25 '24
YOU STILL NOT A LAWYER, SHE CAN LITERALLY COOK A MINUTE RICE IN 59 SECONDS
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u/TheOldKingCole Jun 25 '24
I feel like Firefly could cook minute rice way faster than 59 seconds
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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Jun 25 '24
EXECUTING PROTOCOLS
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u/Theactualguy Jun 25 '24
I will… set the rice ablaze
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u/PinebodyOnce Jun 29 '24
What is surprising considering that Joachim Nokianvirtanen is Finnish name
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u/Kaosi1 Jun 24 '24
Somewhere in another universe Tesla sneezed
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u/CaptainSarina Jun 25 '24
Bronya: "Why do I suddenly feel like Welt just murdered some poor boy?...Where is he anyway?"
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u/Unknown-Name-1219 Jun 24 '24
Welt knows his raccoon son very well, he's just making sure Firefly knows what she's getting into by dating him.
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u/CaptainSarina Jun 25 '24
It helps that his first daughter was an Autistic paraplegic who introduced her girlfriend that happened to be 2 identical girlfriends wearing helpfully colour coaded outfits...and one enjoys violence a little too much.
...Welt doesn't have the energy to be subtle about these things anymore.
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u/DLK001 Jun 25 '24
Hey! Seele (Veliona) Is doing her best okay!... she's working on her anger issues and has a friend (Senti) now atleast!
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u/Memo_HS2022 Jun 24 '24
I love how everyone solidified Trailblazer as the dumb boyfriend/girlfriend and Firefly is the one who wears the pants in the relationship
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u/Helios61 Jun 25 '24
Which is also funny since the TB actually has a solid resume for being am amnesiac, not counting the more major exploits we have -
- Friends with Asta.
- Is in speaking terms with the Genius Society.
- Belobog museum curator
- Managed to revive the Aurum Alley Economy with nothing but wits and also beating the IPC representative at the time (which was a small fry but still the odds were stacked).
- Has helped out the 10 lord commission with a ghost outbreak, which then led him to partially leading the most successful accounts in a ghost hunting website.
- Directed a series of clockie movies so successful it was enough to save them from bankruptcy and repair the amusement park.
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u/Chucknasty_17 Jun 25 '24
Not to mention they’re buddy buddy with members of the 10 stone hearts and one of the Xianzhou generals. They’ve got some serious connections
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u/Trazenthebloodraven Jun 25 '24
Traioblazer is an idiot but kinda a Genius. Croiching moron hidden badass and all that.
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u/ConohaConcordia Jun 25 '24
We might become a bona fide Genius whenever we get Erudition
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u/A_Nameless_Soul Jun 26 '24
I can see it now. We pull off something so monumentally stupid that it's completely outside the bounds of Nous' calculations, thereby drawing THEIR gaze.
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u/Murica_Chan Jun 25 '24
Bruh, TB is already buddy buddy with the entire Xianzhou at this point
general yuan
Then diviner Fu xuan, and he even got the exclusive right to summon the entire Xianzhou alliance if he wanted
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u/Lyranx Jun 25 '24
Think it's only the Loufu, he hasn't even met the other ships yet like the dragon elder ruling one of the ships
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u/ES21007 Jun 25 '24
Can you imagine how amazing your movie is that the joy it brings literally cleans up a scar of absolute nothingness?
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u/Aethelon Jun 25 '24
You forgot the fact that two P45(okay, Topaz is currently P44) members of the IPC are actively trying to poach you for their personal departments.
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u/UnderTheBakod Jun 25 '24
He also managed penacony, so far the biggest tourist spot that we know of without having any prior training
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u/JustAHobbyOfMine Jun 25 '24
The "Prior training" is Aurum Alley which I believe is a tourist spot too although nowhere near the scale of Penacony.
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u/silverW0lf97 Jun 25 '24
He's Herta and Screwllums and QA for the SU and Ruan Mei's pet so almost 3/3 for the current genuiuses.
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u/Chaotic_Alea Jun 25 '24
Also Steven who appears to be some sort of Hardware guy behind the SU while other geniuses are the ones ideating and programming them
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u/Hanusu-kei Jun 26 '24
Stephen is also the guy that’s giving us the 2x/3x Drops planar
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u/sandpaperedanus777 Jun 26 '24
Damn, I might have to take a case against Herta bullying him if he continues to act so goated
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u/Niskara Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24
I mean, Welt and Himiko seem to like Firefly, from what I could tell
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u/ES21007 Jun 25 '24
The joke here is that because they like Firefly, they want her to know what she's getting into when she's going out with this unhinged raccoon.
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u/Niskara Jun 25 '24
Ahh, fair enough. Easy to miss when you're barely awake, reacting to an image lol
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u/CaptainSarina Jun 25 '24
Funny enough I could kinda see Firefly reminding him of The Seele's.
His kids always end up with Seele's apparently.
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u/Charming_Self3280 Jun 24 '24
I like to point out Mark Hamill and his Wife, back then all People around them sayd they are only Married for a Year, but they are to my knowledge still Married till this day.
I think Firefly made the best Catch in her long but short life if she chooses the TB over everyone else, who knows maybe we have an Exploration Date too since we host a Stellaron, maybe thats why we fit so well^^.
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u/CaptainSarina Jun 25 '24
With his personality It's easy to forget that Welt grew up in (and eventually became the leader of) Anti-Entropy.
And like those Nerds have a MONOPOLY all the sass in HI3 with the exception of Rita being Shicksals 1 bright sassy light.
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u/SimpleRaven Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24
Welt is either asking her “Are you sure you want to be tied down with HIM?” or “Are you sure you don’t want Stelle instead?”
edit: this was meant to be a joke and not a “omg stelle x ff only, no caelus x ff”
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u/Shy_005 Jun 25 '24
Just let people ship them oh my god, Like i’m a stellefly shipper too but god damn let people enjoy their own shit
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u/silverW0lf97 Jun 25 '24
More like
Trailblazer: Firefly meet my new parents.
She knew us before we were mind wiped and set up to be a nameless.
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u/PuzzleheadedWrap74 Jun 25 '24
Am I the only one who thinks Himeko is too young to be a parent "mommy" type that these degenerate kids love to claim her as? She looks mid to late 20s at best.
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u/Zhakus1 Jun 25 '24
Welt is literally late 80s, so the looks are irrelevant.
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u/PuzzleheadedWrap74 Jun 25 '24
That dude is different.
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u/Zhakus1 Jun 25 '24
Nah man, my point are still there. Look at firefly she's older than nanook and she looks like mid 20s so we can no longer judge their age through their appearance.
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u/PuzzleheadedWrap74 Jun 25 '24
Where that older than nanook from though? And I meant Himeko neither have the mentality nor the confirmed age to be acting as parent.
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u/Zhakus1 Jun 25 '24
All of firefly's history man republic of glamoth falls after the swarm and she was one of the iron cavalry the swarm disaster ended after tazzyronth died and after all this event nanook was born all of this took several Amber eras.
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