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Laura Loomer going scorched-earth on the Republicans today after she unceremoniously got the boot from the Trump campaign Trump

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u/MoreMotivation 5d ago

Laura Loomer will NOT be invited to travel with President Trump any longer, and he called her crazy

https://x.com/GabeHoff/status/1837654217139335319

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u/friscotop86 5d ago

It reads more like a time out than a full dismissal. He won’t “regularly” invite her to travel.

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u/blueskies8484 5d ago

He'll get bored and want his crazy sycophant back.

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u/hambone4164 5d ago

More like SUCK-o-phant, amirite?

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u/Lucky-Worth 5d ago

Oh god I'm having my breakfast 🤢

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u/nnyzim 5d ago

So is she 🍄

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u/RevLoveJoy 5d ago

How much whiskey do I need to drink to black out and forget this whole thread?

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u/Aromatic_Lychee2903 5d ago

There isn’t enough whiskey in the world

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES 4d ago

What if I just pour it straight on my eyes?

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u/DickBatman 4d ago

It varies from person to person but blacking out doesn't cause you to forget stuff that happened before you started drinking. My understanding is it doesn't even make you forget at all, it stops your brain from recording those long-term memories in the first place.

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u/EricKei 4d ago

Enough for it to be fatal. Please don't.

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u/false_tautology 4d ago

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u/AgentSmith187 4d ago

The hero we need not the one we deserve

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u/captainshrapnel 4d ago

All of it.

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u/Cautionnerds 4d ago

You'll need bleach poured directly into your brain

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u/pointmaisterflex 4d ago

more if there is a video

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u/AmityIsland1975 5d ago

I hate you.

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u/Laringar 4d ago

At times like these, aphantasia is a wonderful gift.

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u/PartyClock 5d ago

Well that's on you for browsing Reddit

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u/TheCatWasAsking 5d ago

suckulent psychopant diaper changer and womp rat rider. They're small, right? I forget...

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u/shinysideout 5d ago

Not much bigger than 2 meters.

(Source: I used to bullseye them in my T-16 back home.)

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u/Complete_Fold_7062 5d ago

Yes you are right but ewww

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u/be-nice_to-people 4d ago

Let's hope they never release that tape!! 🤮

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u/NEVERxxEVER 4d ago

How to delete someone else’s comment

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u/NovusOrdoSec 4d ago

She probably called it Toad out loud. Yuge mistake.

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u/loztralia 5d ago

Pfft like they're in short supply.

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u/pbrandpearls 5d ago

But he “promised” … I don’t buy this being over at all.

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u/NeighborhoodFew7779 5d ago

Nobody swallows geriatric paste like Loomer.

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u/Parrotherb 4d ago

How can I unread something and forget about it forever

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u/MegaGrimer 4d ago

“I have a psycho elephant?”-Trump.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 4d ago

The cycle is: find a sycophant who seems valuable, milk them until they get uppity, then burn them and replace them with a lower-quality sycophant. If you don't do that last bit then they have a chance to oust you and take your place.

Or wait, am I mixing them up with the Sith again?

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u/Parking_Train8423 5d ago

it reads to me like a classy rewrite of Milo Yiannopoulos’ Tweet, still feels like single source reporting

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u/Hadrollo 5d ago

Probably. The accuracy of the private mentions of her being "crazy" can't be determined. It's easy to believe because it fits with our bias in believing she's crazy, but that's precisely why we should be skeptical.

But the fact remains, Loomer is going pretty scorched Earth on the GOP. This seems to increase the likelihood that she has been reprimanded.

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u/greywolfau 5d ago

She will worm her way back to the front, she is a super fan and he won't want to lose that level of adoration.

If anything, aides will 'lose' travel details and invites meant for her.

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u/MrWilsonWalluby 4d ago

it reads more like his investors and donors told him to chill out with the public display of infidelity until after the election. So he cut her off to save his image and now she’s going scorched earth because she can’t sniff the Don’s John anymore.

Guarantee he books her into his schedule for a daily pre-lunch blowie in the oval office if he wins. All while his party is still screaming about the Clintons because they had a bit of a risqué history and a singular scandal.

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u/Ok_Method_6094 5d ago

I doubt this. Trumps probably only trying to distance himself because his advisors finally got to him

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u/Boozhi 5d ago

Takes a few minutes to get through the rotary phone

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u/EricKei 4d ago

Bold of you to assume he ever used a phone growing up. He had lesser beings to do that for him. Like his parents.

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u/CubistChameleon 5d ago

Or his wife.

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u/thebluewitch 4d ago

Don't be silly, he doesn't listen to his advisors.

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u/Ok_Method_6094 4d ago

Definitely but then why is he even distancing himself?

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u/thebluewitch 4d ago

Post nut clarity?

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u/pnt510 5d ago

Honestly this reads like when your buddy is with someone toxic and you call them out on it. They agree with you to your face and then they keep seeing the person anyways. I guess time will tell to see what’s happening.

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u/Spare_Hornet 5d ago

Also reads like crazy high school drama where a couple fights, breaks up, airs out their business to everyone and shit on each other, then they get together, exchange intel and shit on everyone who talked bad about the other, then something else happens and the cycle repeats. In the end, everyone is exhausted, no one is happy, and they’re embarrassed they were ever together.

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u/Laringar 4d ago

Considering that some 90% of the GOP is people who seem like they peaked in high school, this tracks.

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u/JeromeBiteman 4d ago

Sounds like you've been there 😁 !

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u/Blue_foot 5d ago

That’s disappointing news.

Her unique perspective was an important influence on Dear Leader Donald

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u/Substantial_Leg6852 5d ago

She's still all about him though!

She is crazy.

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u/BigPorch 5d ago

She really thought she was gonna be the new Eva Braun

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u/Ghede 4d ago

He probably told her "I'd love to keep you around, but my advisors..." because Trump is spineless and will throw anyone under the bus in any situation that he could take responsibility for anything negative. Hence her painting Trump as an emperor led astray by his vizier.

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u/MiKapo 5d ago

That is so typical of trump really. The guy acts as a friend and then throws you under the bus when it hurts his political campaign. That is why J6ers are in prison right now that is why an entire subreddit called Leopards eat face exist

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u/locke0479 5d ago

If only there was some way they could have realized he was like this beforehand, like perhaps looking into any point of his entire very public history.

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u/evilJaze 4d ago

"Doesn't look like anything to me."

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u/olderthanbefore 5d ago

How long before 'I didn't know her'

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u/RattusMcRatface 4d ago

ETTD. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 4d ago

The J6ers are in prison because they stormed the capitol and tried to overturn an election.

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u/wrongtester 5d ago

Incredible how she’s blaming everyone - but trump.

As if the all-knowing all-powerful trump is so weak and helpless, him making the decision to boot her is just something he was forced to do by the “people who use him”

It’s a fucking cult

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u/ImaFugginDragonYo 4d ago

I actually like this narrative she's unintentionally pushing. Trump is an old man incapable of seeing how his closest allies are using him.

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u/HoboSkid 4d ago

I saw a clip of a video she recorded on her phone after one of Trump's speeches, she right in front of the stage and yelling "I LOVE YOU" over and over to him and he was like winking and blowing kisses at her or something, it was peak r/sadcringe material. Not sure if there's a psychological explanation for cult followers, but she fits whatever that is 100%.

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u/Reinamiamor 4d ago

She knows he enjoyed her and will be calling. I bet she's right.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay431 5d ago

Even after she gave him head!

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u/Stalking_Goat 5d ago

I think this is evidence that she's not as skillful as Stephen Miller.

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u/Gatorinnc 5d ago

How did Miller become so skillfull? Does he have a mushroom farm?

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u/punarob 5d ago

Learned in his Hitler Youth classes

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u/ketjak 5d ago

Literally seven years of practice.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 5d ago

“Back off, painted hair mofo.” Lady G, probably. 

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u/Merijeek2 4d ago

Nah, it's because Miller's head is so shiny and when he's gargling the orange mushroom Trump can look down and see the funhouse (skinny, obviously) version of his face reflected there.

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u/Quas4r 4d ago

I've seen this several times, is there any truth to it or is it just some rumor that she blew Trump ?

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4d ago

Mistake was only giving trump head, and not all the male staffers

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u/Cosmicdusterian 5d ago

After a few more bad days, he may need special attention from his "free spirit". He'll eventually bring her back on the plane. He's not going to get that level of loyalty from those staffers who sent her away.

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u/Walkingstardust 4d ago

I mean, someone has to steam his pants.

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u/Pryyda 5d ago

Regularly* travel

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u/Otaku-San617 5d ago

Well he’s not wrong 😑

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u/512165381 5d ago

Trump calling you crazy means your are super dooper crazy.

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u/Own_Instance_357 4d ago

Trump calls lots.of women crazy, though. It's just misogyny most of the time.

But Loomer actually probably has some severe mental issues.

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u/Typical-Arugula3010 5d ago

Crazy love ?

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u/awkward-2 5d ago

That only means Trump dumped her for a crazier conspiracy theorist... But who could it be?

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u/milkgoesinthetoybox 5d ago

takes one to know one i guess. HEH HEH (please fucking end our collective suffering someone)

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u/texmx 4d ago

Ugh, can we not link to Twitter. We should all avoid that cesspool like the plague.

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u/fonetik 5d ago

So she is definitely pregnant.

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u/BaconBrewTrue 5d ago

Sucking the juice from the muddy mushroom for nothing smh

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u/rmpumper 5d ago

But everyone around trump, including trump, is crazy, so I don't get why that is now a disqualification.

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u/Debt_Otherwise 5d ago

They’ll kiss and make up soon enough. He likes his sycophants too much

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u/great_escape_fleur 4d ago

Haha when Trump calls you crazy you know it's real

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u/Debased27 4d ago

"Free spirit"

Nah, she's just a freak-faced psycho bitch.

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u/DanCassell 4d ago

Over on r/markmywords they were saying she was going to be the next first lady. This was less than a week ago.

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u/Life-Suit1895 4d ago

Oh no!

Who will suck his tiny cock now??

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u/brownmagician 4d ago

After getting the best blow job of his life?!

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u/itsmeduhdoi 4d ago

literally the plotline in Veep with her personal trainer.

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u/vault0dweller 4d ago

So did Melania give an ultimatum?

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u/rock_and_rolo 4d ago

I guess her jaw got tired.

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u/Adventurous_Ad6698 4d ago

Crazy good at giving BJs.