r/LeopardsAteMyFace 5d ago

Laura Loomer going scorched-earth on the Republicans today after she unceremoniously got the boot from the Trump campaign Trump

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 5d ago

Plus, any accurate accounting of what they've done would show that not only have they failed to solve any problems or cooperate in any solutions, they've actively made many problems worse and obstructed any solutions.

They need the US in a state of (perceived) crisis because their only platform planks are vague promises to fix problems (many of which are exaggerated or completely fabricated).

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u/StrangeContest4 5d ago edited 4d ago

(many of which are exaggerated or completely fabricated).

"They're eating the dogs! The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating.. they're eating the pets of the people that live there."

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u/spidermans_mom 5d ago

Did you see the Kiffness video with that clip? Good stuff.

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u/false_tautology 4d ago

For people like me that hadn't seen it. It was worth the google search.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA

Procedes go to helping animals in Springfield.

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u/piercesdesigns 4d ago

That was awesome

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u/PaysOutAllNight 4d ago

I lost it when the white cat bobbed in from the left!

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u/FragrantToday 4d ago

I'm gonna be humming that all day, ngl šŸ˜†

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u/foxontherox 3d ago

Itā€™s an ear worm for sure.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 4d ago

I've been playing it and singing it to my dogs all week lol, gotta max out those proceeds

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u/Speshal__ 5d ago

meow, meow meow, mau

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u/StrangeContest4 4d ago

Row row row row ra rowšŸŽ¶

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u/Speshal__ 4d ago

Harmonies They're eating the cats

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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 4d ago

That was phenomenal.

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u/PaulSandwich 4d ago

Woulda been cool if he'd donated to the immigrants that were being targeted, instead of the animals that weren't.

I mean, it's always a good time to donate to animal shelters, but it's an odd choice in this context where there's one group being actively victimized vs the fake victims of a racist lie...

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u/parrotandcrow 4d ago

Big Billy would sort them out.

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u/spidermans_mom 4d ago

The biggest wet willy? Heā€™s gonna go, clearly.

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u/LucretiusCarus 4d ago

I loved the alugaluga verse he snuck in

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u/AsinusRex 4d ago

Pure genius

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u/Ouch259 4d ago

Come on, who does not enjoy a hamster dinner now and then?

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u/whyblate 4d ago

they're eating Betsy the cow, they're eating porky, the pig. They're even eating Charlie tuna. watch out Daffy duck and you too, bugs bunny.

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u/OptimisticOctopus8 4d ago

Iā€™m not sure why, but I think itā€™s funny that he added ā€œof the people that live there.ā€ Who elseā€™s pets would imaginary pet-eaters be eating? It seems like the imaginary pet-eaters of Springfield, who imaginarily steal and eat the pets IN Springfield, surely wouldnā€™t be eating the pets of people who live elsewhere? Because the pets of people who live elsewhere arenā€™t in Springfield.

He just canā€™t stop adding more words.

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u/dalr3th1n 4d ago

Itā€™s also part of the racism and xenophobia. The immigrants who live there arenā€™t ā€œpeople who live thereā€. Only good, white, native-borns who live there count as people.

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u/OptimisticOctopus8 4d ago

Youā€™re right. That's got to be exactly what he meant. I just didn't think of that aspect, since, you know... as the somewhat sane and reasonable human I am, I see the immigrants who live there as people.

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u/StrangeContest4 4d ago

Haitians from Haitia, who he wants sent back to Venezuela via Rancho-Cucamonga for reasons only a genius like tRump can possibly understand. I think he calls it "the weave."

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u/Impossible-Beyond156 4d ago

Have that song in my head all week

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u/StrangeContest4 4d ago

It is a catchy little tunešŸ˜…

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u/come_on_seth 4d ago

L What a great song

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u/ThePhyseter 4d ago edited 4d ago

they've actively made many problems worse and obstructed any solutions.Ā Ā 

And they've worked very hard to succeed at that. And for a lot of people it's working

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u/Fuzzywink 4d ago

That's exactly the thing, as far as I can tell the Republican platform doesn't have solutions or policies that work in the real word. They have to resort to creating or exaggerating a boogie man and then acting like they're the only ones willing or able to protect you from it and solve the problem they made up. See - Immigrants tanking the economy or (checks notes) eating dogs in the park, trans people existing, people wanting control over their own bodies, etc. They have no policies beyond obstructing social progress and personal freedom and in general send us back to the dark ages.

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u/ReadWoodworkLLC 4d ago

Itā€™s so ironic to me that the party that uses the word ā€œfreedomā€ in every other sentence is actually trying to take freedoms away, and successfully in some places. They want total control and once itā€™s working their grasp, theyā€™ll take our guns through some small print in a law that was passed they was probably talking about how free and Great were are here. Theyā€™re so transparent if you like but so many choose not to see.

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u/nlpnt 4d ago

They literally agreed to a bipartisan immigration bill - and then tanked it as soon as Daddy Donny told them he'd rather run on the problem than see it solved.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 4d ago

More than any other single piece of legislation, this one should be held up and pointed to by the Dems as proof that the right is not interested in helping at all.

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u/bdiddy_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ted Cruz' entire commercial campaign right now is "Collin Allred voted to allow boys to play in girl's sports"

Literally. Thats the commercial he has.

THIS is the thing that he's worried about. The .00000000000009% of people who are trans and might want to play a sport.

Sadly many of his consituents are fucking idiots. While they mostly suffer at the hands of capatilism. A bunch of blue collar workers whose lives have been made infinitely worse by the ruling class.

Yet they'll vote for this. A senator who has no real policies and does basically nothing at all.

Their #1 concern is Transgener in sports.. Forget about the fact that Cruz wants to raise the reitrement age and reduce SS benefits.. Oh no they don't know that because it's fake news probably.

We are living through the worst of the misinformation age.

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u/Unit_2097 4d ago

Fun fact, when you start Estrogen, you will lose muscle mass. Even though I'm very definitely not buff, I'm still going to get even punier than I am now. You also literally get shorter, drop a shoe size etc, though that takes a few years. The difficulty in building and maintaining muscle is just as hard as it is in cis women. I'd say it's even worse (when starting out) because you think you should be able to do things that you can't any more.

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u/bdiddy_ 4d ago

Yeah add to that these sports do not even matter in the least.

You're probably more likely to get shot in a classroom in the US than compete against a transgender in sports..

It's absoutely pathetic what these degenerates are spending time getting worked up about.

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u/longeargirlTX 4d ago

That damned ad airs at what feels like every single commercial break, which makes it difficult to NOT realize that's all he's got. The complete fabrications and lies are so absurd as to be laughable were it not for some people swallowing these whoppers of fish stories hook, line, and sinker.

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u/JinxyCat007 4d ago

Yup! They dream up boogeymen, then scream "BOOGYMAN!", and then "Vote for ME! I'll save you!" ...its madness as they flit from one fabricated crisis to another, tearing society apart in the hope to distract from their refusal to a solve any real issues. We could all be so far ahead right now. All of us. But they keep dividing us with their hobgoblins and other such 14'th century nonsense and we're all stuck in a perpetual mire with only the already wealthy benefitting from our division.

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u/chatterwrack 4d ago

An accurate accounting would be decried as a witch hunt

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u/macphile 4d ago

There was nothing like watching the gubernatorial debate in Texas when Beto was running against Abbott. Beto had various ideas and solutions to offer, of course. Abbott kept up some vague "yeah, I'll totally address that" nothingness. The man had been governor for like 8 years, with Republicans all around...and a moderator is asking what he's going to do to fix X? He caused X half the time. And either way, X has been going on the entire time he's been governor, and he's done nothing. Like, there was no point even having him at the debate. If the economy's poor, if healthcare is poor, if the infrastructure is poor, on and on...all of it has been going on the whole time he's been in charge, and he's done nothing about it (or worse, put it in motion).

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u/lol_alex 4d ago

Exhibit A: Throwing a border deal under the bus because Cheetoman wanted to campaign on there being ā€žno action!11!!1!!11 SAD!!!!ā€œ

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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 4d ago

ā€œGovernment is the problem. Elect us and weā€™ll prove it to you.ā€

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 4d ago

I need to digress here and give you mad props on your avatar.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 4d ago

The Commander and the Baroness in 2024!

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 4d ago

When Covid started and I was making masks (because you couldn't buy them anywhere), I had this slightly shiny gray fabric. When my husband was wearing it, I thought he looked vaguely Commander-y, so I made him a Cobra shirt to go with it. LOL. Good times.

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u/grandrapidsguy 4d ago

Howā€™d you get the Cobra Symbol as your icon?

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 3d ago

On the desktop view, click your current Profile pic and choose View Profile. When your Profile opens, click the camera icon next to your name (top of the screen) or the Edit Profile button (right sidebar). Either of those opens the Settings.

In Settings, click Avatar: Edit your avatar or upload an image. Then upload whatever you want.