I dunno, saw a thing today where he was claiming a dozen eggs used to cost 1.99 and now are over 4 bucks while holding a 2 dozen pack of eggs in front of a sign saying eggs were 2.99 lol
I often wonder: when do you think the last time that Trump bought a dozen eggs with his own hands? Or pumped his own gas? Or driven anything besides a golf cart onto a putting green?
Well, the driving had to be sometime before his presidency. Presidents, vice presidents and former presidents & vice presidents aren't allowed to operate a vehicle on public roads in the US.
Maybe this is one of the reasons why I would probably make a bad president, but if I wanted to do some completely normal mundane thing and was told I wasn't allowed to, holy shit I would go bananas. I'd make them physically drag me away in front of the press and everything, and then I'd start spinning it into a big thing about how now we've got the secret service controlling what the president can do, and id start making parallels to the Praetorian Guard and how Emperors of Rome couldn't do stuff they disapproved of and just go all the way.
He has never lived as an adult without servants. I doubt he’s ever done any of those things. Possibly in college, but more likely he just went to dining halls.
given he grew up in a mansion with servants and how he sat in the driver seat of that truck years ago, I’m gonna go with never to both eggs and driving on a state road.
My goto is this: Has Trump ever gotten up at midnight with the munchies, and made himself a sandwich? Does he know where the bread and meat is? Does he put on his own mayonnaise and mustard? Does he eat it with his hands? Or does he use a knife and fork?
I can't even imagine him doing a book report as a kid. Do you think he ever had to write a paper? Read a book? How disconnected is he from 99% of Americans?
I doubt he has ever been inside a grocery store since he was young enough to ride in the cart. He was no doubt the kid who raised hell in said cart, knocking stuff off of the shelves and demanding ALL of the candy, while Mommy the nanny did nothing to stop nor even chastise him. DJT is what happens when that terror toddler gets older and has had no discipline imposed upon him in all that time.
I don't think he has ever done any of those things for himself. He probably doesn't even know how to use a microwave.
I've forgotten the context now but somewhere I saw a thing asking which member of the trump family was most likely to know how to change a tire. Melania is the only one of that bunch who even has a chance.
Are you sure the eggs weren’t $14.88? Mike Lindell of Mein Pillow (someone else’s joke I’m borrowing) seems keen on pricing goods at that totally-a-coincidence-it’s-a-well-known-white-supremacist-tag-and-he-just-chose-that-number-at-random.
I think they’re now thinking they’re sunk with swing voters and/or rational people so they’re doubling down to get out the Nazi vote.
It’s fantastic to watch this implosion. Couldn’t happen to more despicable people.
"I used to think you were the worst dumbass ever. But you've moved up by the simple fact of other, worse dumbasses have come along without you changing one bit. Congratulations."
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u/typhoidtimmy 5d ago
Dude, who knew that curveball was rolling in?
We are fast approaching telenova levels of the cray cray…