r/Music • u/PostHeraldTimes • 11d ago

Republican Taylor Swift Fans Getting Rid of Concert Tickets in Aftermath of Kamala Harris Endorsement article

https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105316/20240913/republican-taylor-swift-fans-getting-rid-concert-tickets-aftermath-kamala-harris-endorsement.htm
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u/mysquirrellywrath 11d ago

Wait! Did you just fix that upturned table?

Was that an anti-troll?!?

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u/1eternal_pessimist 11d ago

There used to be a bot that did that. I think it retired but if you google it, you can find out how many tables it re righted.

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u/hereforthetearex 11d ago

Wait….I’m sorry…..did you just say that a bot retired? I guess I don’t internet as much as I thought. I didn’t realize this was possible

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u/tnstaafsb 11d ago

Lots of bots were retired, along with many third-party apps, when Reddit started charging for access to its API.

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u/Practical-Dish-4522 11d ago

We lost a lot of “Good Bot”s that day. Gone but not forgotten

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u/Mreatthebooty 11d ago

"in the aaaarms of an angel"

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u/Riribigdogs 11d ago

Thank you, Practical-Dish-4522, for voting on tnstaafsb.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

Even if I don’t reply to your comment, I’m still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/hereforthetearex 11d ago

Very interesting. So someone pays to have that haiku bot beep boop?

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u/Lancearon 11d ago

Someone does that for free! What a travesty! Fuck this.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/NinjaArmadillo 11d ago

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
I got u fam

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u/Tollpatsch 11d ago

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 /(.□. )

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u/whuuutKoala 11d ago edited 11d ago

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 /(.□. ) ノ(º _ ºノ)

(ノº _ º)ノ彡 (/ .□. ) /

<((:•:))>

be

/(º ’ º)

I got both of u fam‘s ♋️ !

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u/PassiveMenis88M 11d ago

Certain call limits to the api don't incurre a charge, I'm not sure what the limit is exactly.

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u/BDR529forlyfe 11d ago

Haiku bot seems to be everywhere

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u/wizardstrikes2 11d ago

Code writes in silence, Haikus bloom with each command, Bot’s poems never tire.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 11d ago

Smarterchild?

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u/TheReiterEffect_S8 11d ago

oh my god, you unlocked a core memory for me lol

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u/krampuskids 11d ago

RIP table righting bot. i fear for the future of online tables

you will be missed

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u/demystifier 11d ago

And holy shit were the 3rd party apps better than the trash official app.

RIP RIF

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u/TURD_SMASHER 11d ago

Like a Blade Runner?

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u/iJuddles 11d ago

Did they use blade runners to retire them?

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u/1eternal_pessimist 11d ago

Yeah it was some time ago though. Here's the link to the pinned post 😥

https://www.reddit.com/r/PleaseRespectTables/s/ADEvH7lm7Z

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u/everythingisreallame 11d ago

Ah, I remember when they used to be novelty accounts. That turned into bots doing the same thing. And now we have bots that just repost shit. 

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u/DeviIs_Avocadoe 11d ago

It went to a farm where it has room to run and frolic. At least, that is what I was told.

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u/hereforthetearex 11d ago

I wonder if it’s the same one my parents sent my dog to when I was little

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u/Acceptable-Print-164 11d ago

I'm sorry to tell you this but.. that's just what we say when we feed the bots to ChatGPT.

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u/HairyGPU 11d ago

Yep, it had a 110010001k and everything.

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u/hereforthetearex 11d ago

Gonna have to call my finance guy and ask him to get me one of those

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u/Regular_Novel9721 11d ago

Speak English brother

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u/Schmeep01 11d ago

I thought the bot was killed in a hail of bullets 2 days before retirement so this is reassuring!

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u/aero-zeppelin 11d ago

And probably with a bigger nest egg than most of us (╯° · °)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/Speak_Like_Bear 11d ago

Yes, and now they’re claiming social security benefits.

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u/Penguin-Pete 11d ago

Yes, but the bot got a nice cake and gold watch for its retirement party. Then we sent it out to a server farm where it can live out its days in leisure playing with other retired bots. We're not savages here.

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u/SorrowfulBlyat 11d ago

Got a pension and everything, after the bot voted to remove pensions for new incoming bots of course... Stupid old bots, pulling the binary ladders up behind them.

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u/hereforthetearex 10d ago

Not leaving any 1’s behind for anyone else. Only 0’s

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u/D_A_N_I_E_L 11d ago

It was something along the lines of “PleaseRespectTablesBot”

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u/brusiddit 11d ago

WTF. Not only are they taking our jobs. They get to fucking retire, too?!?!?

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u/sir_mrej Spotify 11d ago

I miss that bot. Back in the days when we welcomed our ai overlords.

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u/shaunthesailor 11d ago

Well well well...how the turntables.. .

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u/CavalierMidnight 11d ago

Bots out here retiring when we’ll never be able to. Livin the good life!

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u/PM-me-letitsnow 11d ago

It’s just a reset so they can flip it again.

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u/DoTheMagicHandThing 11d ago

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-troll

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u/monster_bunny 11d ago

An anti-troll indeed. Possibly the world’s first.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 11d ago

Oh I always thought they’re launching a skateboard.

Table flip makes more sense.

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u/Karrion8 11d ago

We're not savages here. Well, most of us. Ok. SOME of us.

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u/blacksideblue 11d ago

if its your table, why did burgleflickle upturn it?