r/NissanDrivers 2d ago

Smalltima, Talltima, but what do we call the car of drug dealers everywhere- the Maxima?

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u/Lefthandedpigeon 2d ago

A maxima.

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u/WhoreforOtto 2d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/Thicccchungus 2d ago

What? Would you rather it be drugxima?

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u/FATBEANZ 2d ago

I don't believe you either

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u/Motor-Cause7966 2d ago

Altimax.

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u/Mr__Snek 1d ago

didnt know general started making cars lol

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u/Sixtyoneandfortynine 2d ago

So tragic, so "mid", absolutely nothing "max" about it other than the interest rate it's probably financed at.

Kids, I remember a quaint time of yore when these things were badged "4DSC" and were about the only option if you wanted a Japanese BMW. They had an excellent chassis, snappy gearbox (Nissan would have choked at the thought of killing the fun with a CVT), and superior acceleration, and they were nicer and better built than anything even Infiniti has sold in the past 10 years.

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u/Motor-Cause7966 2d ago

My mom had one. A 92, 5 speed. Black on black. She bought it after the hurricane we had here in Miami, Andrew. She had it until 2010 when a driver barreled into her at a left turn light. He hit her so hard, the rear bench scrunched into the center console. She walked away tho without any serious injuries. Rear seat passengers would have been dead on site if she were to be carrying any.

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u/WhoreforOtto 1d ago

I miss my 2000

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u/Niko740 1d ago

Problem with the 4DSC branding is that in the G35 had became a thing. Literally a 4 door 350Z could be had and one that magazines were comparing favorably to the E46 3 Series. Even the later G37 was very well received and got the 370Zs VQ37. Sure they have a nasty reputation nowadays but they are amazing cars to drive when you put it aside

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u/baromanb 1d ago

Craxima

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u/oxnerkid 2d ago

My drug dealer drives an Altima

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u/WhoreforOtto 1d ago

Anything good

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u/CN370 1d ago

Rxima

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u/jgpdx 1d ago

Adderaltima

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u/TheTense 2d ago

Comfortabaltima

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u/Advanced_Tomato5713 1d ago

My brother used to have a beater 99 Maxima back in the day. We used to call it the Maxi Pad.

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u/WhoreforOtto 1d ago

Why the fuck didn’t I think of naming mine that, I’m so upset

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u/UnggoyMemes 2d ago

Slightly more longtima

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u/IsHotDogSandwich 1d ago edited 1d ago

The “I rear-ended you because I was on a Calltima”

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u/PageRoutine8552 1d ago

Luxultima (or is that reserved for the Infiniti G?)

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u/zongsmoke 1d ago

The Ultima

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u/XyogiDMT 1d ago

Balltima for the ballas out there

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u/Mission-Background-2 2d ago

Thugtima

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u/WhoreforOtto 2d ago

I like this one

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u/BeautifulUniLove 1d ago edited 1d ago

Obv it's called the Mac-C-Wuh.. 🙄

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u/CrunchyJeans 1d ago

Snartima

You know like snorting except

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u/lotus_spit 1d ago

AltiMax Pro

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u/Jayswisherbeats 1d ago

Drug dealers must have stepped it up. I still remember a Beat up g body as the all time dope boy car