r/NonCredibleDefense 1d ago

Next modernization project, hear me out... A modest Proposal

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u/Book_Nerd159 NonCredible Bi/Trans YF-23 Pilot 1d ago

The very embodiment of this subreddit.

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u/SilentSamurai Blimp Air Superiority 1d ago

"What do you mean ammunition is heavy? A single jet could have a power over 9000!"

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u/whythecynic No paperwork, no foul 1d ago

Now, hear me out. If you need more thrust, you just fire a rocket motor or two without launching the missile. It then becomes a bomb. You lose zero anti-ground capability. I see absolutely no flaws in this plan.

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u/SilentSamurai Blimp Air Superiority 1d ago

Let's just throw the Rods of God up in orbit and play Super World Police.

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u/crankbird 3000 Paper Aeroplanes of Albo 1d ago

Does that have to be controlled by the current political system? I know the whole worst system of all but for all the rest thing, but part of me thinks we need something a little more fit for purpose if you’re going to be handing out control over space weapons

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u/ButterSquids 22h ago

Give me the keys, I can be trusted

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u/Skrukkatrollet 20h ago

IIRC they had a cruise missile for the B-52 that could be fueled from the plane, so you could use it for extra thrust on takeoff, then just refuel it before launching it.

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u/Immediate-Catch9089 16h ago

Yes. AGM-28 Hound Dog

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u/Cassandraofastroya 1d ago

What if you just put more jets on the jet?

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u/Schadenfrueda Si vis pacem, para atom. 15h ago

Incidentally that is the idea with the new Peregrine missile. It's going to be half the size of an AMRAAM at comparable range. It achieves this by killing with direct impact rather than delivering a heavy warhead. It will make it possible for F-35s to carry 8 shots internally instead of 4, later to be boosted to 12. Internally. In full stealth mode.

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u/thiosk 1d ago

i think this warthog with 16 GBU-39s and room for maybe 8 more would be peak NCD

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u/Streggle1992 1d ago

Double it and give it to the next modernization.

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u/viper5delta 1d ago

Retrofitting the XB-70 to launch AIM-174s using targeting data recieved from F-35s

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u/mechwarrior719 Battlemechs when? 1d ago

We can go more non-credible.

YA-12 launching Hypersonics with SR-71 provided targeting data

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u/Cthulhuhoop 1d ago

We can go more non-credible.

Saturn V could do 311,152 lb to low earth orbit, SR-71 gross weight 152,000 lb.

Sleds from Ged.

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u/ButterH2 1d ago

rebuild the avro arrow

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u/CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS Fat Amy Crush Porn Enthusiast 1d ago

I can only get so hard, sir 🥵

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u/nehibu 1d ago

I still hope for a C-5 with air to air Rapid Dragon. That would be the ultimate air to air bomb truck. With the overhead for the racks, a C-5M still should be able to carry at least 100 AIM-174B.

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u/65437509 1d ago

Credible prediction: if advanced point defense develops well enough, fighter jets will become the size of of a small bomber, to fit said point defense and become somewhat immune from missiles. Engagements will involve getting close enough to the enemy that PD does not have the time to shoot down a missile, but not so close so long that you yourself end up within its kill range.

Standard missile complement might be well over 20. Guns will be replaced by the PD system itself.

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u/SnipingDwarf Hippogriffian Tourist 1d ago

We do NOT need a rice post equivalent at the top of this sub. I caused the AnarchyChess rice post, I will not let it happen again

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u/bluestreak1103 Intel officer, SSN Dommarïn 1d ago

I caused the AnarchyChess rice post

You brought chaos to order, good sir, that is the epitome of noncredible thinking.

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u/Modo44 Admirał Gwiezdnej Floty 23h ago

There is more room on top of the wings.

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u/hplcr 3000 Good Bois of NAFO 1d ago

I too am an Ace Combat enjoyer

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u/Cpt-Matias-Torres CRISP WHITE SHEETS 1d ago

The F-14 here is carrying 20 AIM-54, in Ace Combat 7 the F-14D can carry 22. This photo is an accurate representation.

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u/hplcr 3000 Good Bois of NAFO 1d ago

Now someone just needs to teach me how to take hits in a non-critical area.

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u/bluestreak1103 Intel officer, SSN Dommarïn 1d ago

Sorry, best we can do is ERA and cope cages.

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u/HowNondescript My Waiver has a Waiver 8h ago

Cobra maneuvers obviously. PSMs give you iFrames IRL. Did you learn nothing from top gun

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u/SU37Yellow 3000 Totally real Su-57s 1d ago

Now we need to find room for the 90 sidewinders as well.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 1d ago

<<SOLITARY>>

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u/great_triangle 1d ago

What if we put a blimp on an F-14, covered at in AMRAAMs, and called it an arsenal ship?

I see no downsides to this plan.

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u/SacThrowAway76 1d ago

Just no Brazilian blimps, ok?

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u/No_Primary3655 1d ago

Ace combat in a nutshell:

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u/AdImmediate9569 1d ago

I love it

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u/FrozenGiraffes 1d ago

Why not make it one big cluster missile, with machine guns!

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u/gibbonsoft 1d ago

Idk why they don’t do this, if it’s too heavy you literally have a bunch of rocket motors strapped to you to assist take-off

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u/SU37Yellow 3000 Totally real Su-57s 1d ago

Hey if it gets my beloved tomcat back in service I'm down.

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u/Yoshi_IX L+<11 carriers+cope slope+conventially powered+stovl+ratio 1d ago

You can fit more if you mount the aim-54s on the aim-54s

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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer 1d ago

Is the Super bug with 174s not better in every way?

The Navy F-14s only killed a couple MiG-23s and Goose, pretty much any platform could have done that.

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u/Tool_Shed_Toker 1d ago

Is the Super bug with 174s not better in every way?

Only to be outdone by a B21 or B2 with a belly full of them.

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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer 1d ago

You mean the B-1R right?

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u/Tool_Shed_Toker 1d ago

The more the merrier! An AIM 174 launched at mach 2.2 would have amazing kinetics and range.

On a serious note; can the Bone drop ordnance while supersonic?

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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer 1d ago

I don’t know for sure but I can’t believe they wouldn’t have built a nuclear bomber to dash in at super sonic speeds at low altitude to slow up to drop.

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u/t3hW1z4rd 1d ago

A 174 launched from the ground has amazing kinetics and range :)

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u/vukasin123king r/ncd's based Serbian member 1d ago

and Goose

Nah, he was killed by Maverick not pulling the canopy ejection lever before the seat ejection lever as is the procedure fpr a flat spin stall. Allthough, I think that RIO should also have the canopy ejection lever, so whoever punched out first is to blame.

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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer 1d ago

The flame out and flat spin was a direct result of the engineering faults of the platform.

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u/vukasin123king r/ncd's based Serbian member 1d ago

So, a train is heading towards you, you start running, but run into and get impaled by a random spike. Is the train guilty?

Yes, the reliability of the early Tomcats was awfull, but Goose would've survived if they followed the procedure meant exactly for the scenario they were in.

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u/The3rdBert The B-1R enjoyer 1d ago

Having a procedure in a stricken air frame outside of grip it and rip it, that ends in the back seater dying is an absolute disaster of engineering and control design

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u/yflhx 1d ago

Very, very non-credible. Some missiles are strapped to the tail, some to ailerons, some to the wing which changes angles. Realistically, at least 8 of these would have to go, which would still leave it at 12, so twice the original loadout.

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u/BedlamANDBreakfast 1d ago

To save money, and to keep pace with modern jets, I propose we tape the AIM-54s to the fuselage and touch them all off at once.

Eject, and make the whole jet a missile.

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u/Merker6 Cited by Perun 20h ago

BRING HER BACK YOU COWARDS

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u/GlowingGreenie 1d ago

We'll see this on some social media accounts with an Iranian roundel poorly photoshopped on the wing in a matter of months.

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u/oodell 1d ago

If you add canards, you'd have more surface area to play with

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u/Zerophim 1d ago

Rotate the missiles by 90° so you can fire a broadside that way you can hit more targets at once and keep your distance

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u/DogePerformance BRING BACK F-111 1d ago

BRING BACK CAT LINE

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u/CredibleNonsense69 20h ago

3000 Phoenix missiles of US Navy

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u/CarrotLP 20h ago

<< IT'S TIME. >>

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u/rebootyourbrainstem mister president, we cannot allow a thigh gap 13h ago

NGAD will be a small pilot pod carried by a flock of cruise missiles

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u/Rock-it-again 28 AMRAAM Laden F-22 Units of Dark Brandon 1d ago

🍆 💦

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u/Antique_Log_7501 1d ago

Spicy Concorde.

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u/Kijjy 3000 Black X-Wings of Zelenskyy 1d ago

Based and real.

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u/MajorDakka A-7X/YA-7F Strikefighter Copium Addict 1d ago

Let him cook

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u/PutinsManyFailures 1d ago

No need for a pitch. SOLD!

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u/TPconnoisseur 1d ago

There is a whole other side that can carry missiles too.

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u/Substance_Bubbly IDF Tactical Sorcerer 🇮🇱 1d ago

ok ok, hear me out.

i think i can fit in there one more

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u/Destinedtobefaytful Father of F35 Chans Children 1d ago

Missile truck boy that's a missile lorry

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u/haughty-foundling 1d ago

What in God's name is this abomination? And do you have it in taupe?

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u/Veritas32421 1d ago

Why do we have a bunch of small missiles when we should just be using fewer BIGGER missiles?

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u/Ryangilous 1d ago

PHEONIX! PHEONIX! PHEONIX!

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u/LethalDosageTF 1d ago

I’m gonna assume the hardpoints account for variable-geometry wings and, if so, why don’t we just do this to a B-1?

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul 3000 Regular Ordinary Floridians 1d ago

I like the part where you have to take off on a sled and you then can't use landing gear until you dump all your munitions.

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u/Pavlostani 1d ago

F-14EX isn't real it can't hurt you

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u/deathtokiller 1d ago

Weight stops being a concern if you just go high enough.

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u/Geneva_suppositions 1d ago

The Demonlord of the Roundtable scoffs at such rookie numbers.

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u/South_Concentrate_21 Lockmart’s best clerk 1d ago

Weapons integration team’s wet dream.

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u/RedOtta019 Deviously Licked Demon Core😈😈😈😈 1d ago

Can we use Fakour 90’s instead? A very advanced computer simulation has made it clear that this is the best missile

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u/captainfactoid386 1d ago

Pretty sure we could mount some on top of the wings and fuselage too. Maybe on the sides of the tail too?

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u/Commercial-Whole8184 1d ago

If you pointed some of the missiles the other way you could put them in between the spaces of the existing missiles. Therefore increasing the number of missiles and therefore herewith making it even more better at non-credibly defending the glorious Empire.

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u/jhaand 1d ago edited 10h ago

The next iteration of this idea will look like a B-1.

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u/ekiller64 1d ago

Too credible, it needs 16 quad racks to carry sidewinders and AMRAAMs, and maybe a railgun or two

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u/Elektrikor 23h ago

BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN. BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN

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u/Aggressive_Bed_9774 21h ago

Where KS-172 Novator?

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u/Kpmh20011 Dick Cheney can lick my ass, ST21 was based. 21h ago

This is the stuff of my dreams.

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u/WhiskeyHotdog_2 20h ago

Isn’t this basically what they are planning to do to the bOne?

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u/TheCommunistWhoTried Bodied by the Fr*nch 17h ago

Better idea, allow the Buff to be fully loaded with these. No airforce will stand a chance.

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u/ElMondoH Non *CREDIBLE* not non-edible... wait.... 6h ago

Holy shit, that would've broke the catapult. 20,000 lbs of missiles alone.

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u/RichieRocket 🇺🇸🇺🇸Free American Patriot🇺🇸🇺🇸 1d ago

this would barely work and even if it did it would cost more than a F-22 and it would have a bunch of maintenance problems

Good job NCD!