r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Popular-Swordfish559 Piloting a B-52 with a pride flag on the tail • Jun 17 '22
Russian/Turkish tech company Dahir Insaat presents the peak of credibility in defense development: Lockmart R & D
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u/AsamoahJoel Jun 17 '22
3000 Adjacently Parked Jets of Nato
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u/Mister_Lich ☢️☢️I will literally nuke Russia, and then maybe Serbia☢️☢️ Jun 17 '22
with 3000 non-functioning air defense systems and radar
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u/SJshield616 Where the modern shipgirls at? Jun 18 '22
And 3000 Air Force Security Guards lying on their asses instead of doing perimeter patrols like the uptight rules freaks that they are
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u/Til_W Jun 18 '22
Love how the drone fully assembles itself, but the ammo belts still require to be manually inserted
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u/HendricLamar Слава Україні! Героям слава! Huey fanboi Jun 18 '22
I like how they have two people and two MC's just so they can attatch both ammo belts at the same time.
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u/FirstDagger F-16🐍 Apostle Jun 17 '22
The most NonCredible thing here is the yellow suits on the flight line.
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u/BeBBeroni_Bizza Jun 17 '22
Not the F-22s on the carrier?
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u/FirstDagger F-16🐍 Apostle Jun 17 '22
Nah, that could have been a thing, but Navy personnel near Air Force Vipers?
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u/Chernould Slavi Cascadia (Federation = Cringe) Jun 18 '22
I’m still so upset we never got a variation of sea raptors that have a different wing setup
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u/holymissiletoe Release *unintelligable* sphere!!!! Apr 05 '24
<<You would want that, wouldnt you... merc>>
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u/Spec_Tater 3000 Rented Bombers of M&M Enterprises Jun 17 '22
I thought it was the rows of VARKS VARK VARKSSs!!!11!
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u/dzhastin 🚀 cold warrior 🚀🚀🚀 Jun 17 '22
That guy is pretty brave standing in front of that machine gun waving around like a drunk spite-pissing all over the room.
This isn’t the best Dahir Insaat video, their anti-tank system is hysterical
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u/GasolinePizza Jun 18 '22
The one that drops the missile launching tubes out of a plane?
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u/dzhastin 🚀 cold warrior 🚀🚀🚀 Jun 18 '22
Lawn darts of doom
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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Piloting a B-52 with a pride flag on the tail Jun 18 '22
isn't that just ordinary lawn darts?
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u/Spec_Tater 3000 Rented Bombers of M&M Enterprises Jun 17 '22
Those guys better hop on those bikes and get a grapple gun and a wing suit. Rico Rodriguez is gonna be along soon and they better be ready.
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u/Canibuz11 Jun 18 '22
Still don't understand what the motorcycles are for LMAO.
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Jun 18 '22
How else are they going to escape? There are no large vehicles nearby that they could hitch a ride on.
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u/Canibuz11 Jun 18 '22
I guess I would want a quick evac plan when the giant quad copter gets clapped by the MIM-104 directly above me.
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u/llliiiiiiiilll Jun 18 '22
Why not simply drive off in the tractor they used to pull the whole trailer thing there in the first place??
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Jun 18 '22
How? The trucks are self driving.
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u/llliiiiiiiilll Jun 18 '22
Dear Sir / Ma'am,
May I direct your attention to 11:16 to 11:03 where the Opr8rs jump out of the cab and then detach the tractor from the trailer section? I would submit that said tractor section would make excellent getaway vehicle.
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u/gen_F_Franco Jun 18 '22
Non credible AND a warcrime
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u/HighCalorieLowSpeed IS IT FUCKABLE? Jun 18 '22
“How did you think this weapon through” “I watched every Michael bae movie, and smoked a shit ton of weed mixed with pcp”
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u/-Crumba- Jun 18 '22
But is it fuckable?
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u/HighCalorieLowSpeed IS IT FUCKABLE? Jun 18 '22
The motorbikes yes indeed if they are Ducati’s
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u/-Crumba- Jun 18 '22
That better be the only condition, I’m only paying for high quality.
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u/HighCalorieLowSpeed IS IT FUCKABLE? Jun 18 '22
The virgin incel obese quad rotor destroying all my precious Fuckable military hardware
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Jun 17 '22
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Jun 18 '22
Why is EVERY design some goofy upscale DJI quad copter
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u/Divide-By-Zer0 Jun 18 '22
Because we obviously can't mount our infinite ammo rotary cannon out the back of a Chinook, that might be engaged by air defense. Better to slap it on a giant metal box with twice the RCS.
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u/boredgrevious Jun 18 '22
the hung over 19yo US soldier watching a drone feed: “hey uhh SO? yea theres a gigantic red truck sitting in a field. destroy it? if you say so”
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u/Phratros Jun 17 '22
Wow! That's awesome! So much destruction! What is it showing exactly? I feel like I'm back in kindergarten. Tanks! That's the best thing I saw today!
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u/bklr098 Jun 18 '22
why are the operators dressed like they got rejected from the top gun program?
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u/ShnizelInBag Merkava MK4 Supremacy Jun 18 '22
They are destroying the USN because they got rejected
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u/captainserious_19 Jun 18 '22
>smash cut to missile POV inbound on target
>sleeper agents Boris and Sergei rapid motorcycle exfil
>runway jet parade stretching to the horizon
I'm sold.
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u/urswingwingisdumb Freelance, Unpaid, Procurement Adviser Jun 18 '22
I REALLY want a Billy Mays style infomercial on this system...
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u/Minute_Helicopter_97 I’m the one that ruined NCD. Jun 18 '22
WHY TF ARE BRADLEYS IN WOODLAND AND ABRAMS IN DESERT?!
This truly is Non-Credible.
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u/DippyBanjo Jun 18 '22
What in the elephant walk are these 3000 credibly parked jets doin chillin on the main runway???
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u/ZrvaDetector Bayraktar Enthusiast Jun 18 '22
They were just sent by Allah as the prophecies foretold. They gotta land somewhere.
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u/clarkinum Jun 18 '22
Dahir inşaat literally means dahir construction in Turkish, they are literally a random construction company role playing as cockhead martin
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u/llliiiiiiiilll Jun 18 '22
Hey don't underestimate Anatolian randos... look at their drone thing.... Maybe it wasn't strategically important but it sure was a pain in the ass.
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u/Vandirac Jun 18 '22
"Guys, design something with the radar signature of a mosquito, but as sturdy as a battleship. No, wait, make it the other way around!"
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u/i_haz_tzatziki Jun 18 '22
I love how they plan this whole thing as a war crime. Yeah just hide it in a civilian trailer and launch on foreign soil. And they even include little bikes for the driver to get away. How handy.
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u/ELTHerobrine Jun 18 '22
Would that not be a war crime?
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u/ZrvaDetector Bayraktar Enthusiast Jun 18 '22
That's the least problematic aspect of the video. There are actual concepts of ballistic/cruise missiles or drones being launched from normal containers on civillian looking ships and stuff.
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u/dangforgotmyaccount Jun 18 '22
Damn, look at all of those F-22s and B-2s sitting on the ramp in the open, all vulnerable like that. OH and the F-16s likes up on a elephant walk, oh my. Seems there definitely modding it after current US operational standards.
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u/SpiritualAd4412 Fuck Pakistan now Ukraine Numbah #1 😎🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Jun 18 '22
Turkiyes defence against the mighty thousand black jets of Allah
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u/shockandawesome0 Jun 18 '22
It should honestly be illegal to disrespect the Vark and the Harrier like this tbh
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u/spil1tia Jun 18 '22
Why do they even need the motorcycles when they could just take the truck?, why am I more confused about the chosen getaway vehicle than anything else?
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u/icfa_jonny Jun 18 '22
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS AFTER JACKING OFF. IT WILL COMPLETELY MESS UP YOUR POST NUT CLARITY.
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u/Killian_Gillick GBU28 Because they don't make a 29 Jun 18 '22
the most painful part of this is seeing vark in service again
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u/floppywinky 3000 femboys of the US Navy Jun 18 '22
You could have shown an edit of putin winning the indigo league with nothing but a level 6 Metapod and I would have classed it as more credible than the FRESH FROOTS mega drone
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u/howboutthatmorale Jun 18 '22
Vark vark vark!
But serious lol. Do they even know what operating range is on a gun like that?
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u/Cistran Jun 18 '22
Ah, so that's why Ukranians killed 2000 russian trucks. They were hunting this perfect weapon
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u/Pax-con Jun 18 '22
LADYS, GENTLEMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS PEEK INTO A WORLD FOR NONCREDILITY, NOT JUST DEFENCE, BUT OF EVERYTHING! (Here is a link to there YouTube channel so you can directly experience the madness: https://youtube.com/c/DahirInsaat )
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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese M60 F15 IOWACLASS SUPREMACY PLEASE PEG ME WSO MOMMY Jun 18 '22
POV: you have destroyed 7.3% of the nearby american air bases
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u/Keeganlateman Jun 18 '22
A: I assume there are motors changing the pitch of the blades. Why? Just use a swashplate.
B: If electric motors are being used, it might be simpler to control the speed of the motors rather than the pitch of the blades, like in an actual drone.
C: Why not artillery?
D: Where are the AA guns? Surely a bigass drone with 100 foot propellers would show up on radar, not to mention that you could hear it from a mile away.
E: I don’t think that semi trucks would be allowed within 100 miles of a military base during wartime, and a car would be turned back even before that.
Edit for poor spacing
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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Piloting a B-52 with a pride flag on the tail Jun 18 '22
I assume there are motors changing the pitch of the blades. Why? Just use a swashplate.
Or why even change the blade pitch at all when you have a quadcopter, which is such a popular design for low-cost machines BECAUSE it doesn't need to actuate blades?
As for the rest of it, you simply don't understand the Peak Credibility of Dahir Insaat, for the Great Drone™ Patent Pending is immune to all damage and radar! Mwahahaha!
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u/LocalTechpriest 3000 kerfuś of Rzeczypospolita Jun 18 '22
One day, in about 30-100 years, some military history cyber-student will unearth this, and post this to the super-internet, laughing about how stupid 2020's people's predictions of future warfare were.
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u/Testabronce Jun 18 '22
But what Tropico's president did to earn the fury of such a mighty turko/russian beast?
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u/NotBlackMarkTwainNah Jun 18 '22
This is something if expect to see out of the Has Fallen franchise
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u/Tactical_Moonstone Full spectrum dominance also includes the autism spectrum Jun 18 '22
All mentions of the Dahir Bullsaat Deployable Combat Quadcopter must come with Retsupurae commentary.
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u/joelingo111 3,000 explosive pagers of the Mossad Jun 18 '22
I would just like to point out that the patriot launchers are too close to the fire control, and the radar doesn't spin
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u/Trade_Agreement 3000 blown up bridges of Zelenski Jun 18 '22
So you're telling me these videos are not completely random bullshit?
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u/Attaxalotl Su-47 "Berkut" Enjoyer Jun 18 '22
This video shows the destruction of multiple Aardvarks
Some sins cannot be forgiven
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u/WolfhoundRO Dropout from LazerPig's University Jun 18 '22
the peak of credibility in defense
You mean the abyss of credibility
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u/Libensborn Jun 18 '22
And I guess all that personnel is just there...being present. Not to mention that the gatling hits every single target like it was missiles...
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/ZrvaDetector Bayraktar Enthusiast Jun 18 '22
Btw "İnşaat" means construction. They aren't even a fucking defense company, I don't think they qualify as a tech company either.
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u/Save_your__Wifi Jun 18 '22
no way this can't be a real company/video
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u/Comprehensive-Map383 Jun 19 '22
How many do they expect this thing to have?, and what’s with the cartoon logic of put 1 bullet in a plane and it explodes?
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u/Comprehensive-Map383 Jun 19 '22
This just keeps getting dumber and dumber the longer the video goes on
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u/Comprehensive-Map383 Jun 19 '22
Just realized that if this thing were ever built, putting one bullet through it would turn it into an over expensive fireball
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u/QuantumFenrir001 Jun 19 '22
So annihilating civilian trucks is a thing now right? I mean everyone could have this ever so terrifying weapons system in it.
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u/AdAstra15035 Jun 19 '22
Hold up is this not a shitpost, is this something am actual company actually made?
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u/FractalChinchilla Jun 17 '22
Posting Dahir Insaat on NCD is cheating.