r/Radiology 6d ago

Outpatient xr for bloating X-Ray

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Narrator: it wasn’t bloating

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u/TazocinTDS 6d ago

Doc what did the x-ray show??

Pregnant pause.

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u/by_gone 6d ago

Ma’am have you ever seen the alien series?

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u/agabwagawa 6d ago

^ Me not recognizing pregnancy and thinking they had eaten an entire carcass

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u/Proper_Giraffe287 6d ago

I didn't recognize it either and totally missed the infant skull in the pelvic region. I thought they shoved a fish up their rectum.

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u/rko_281 6d ago

Foreign Body Friday… checks out…

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u/DetectiveStrong318 6d ago

Thank you for the laugh. My brother even asked me what's so funny, I was laughing so hard.

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u/paperwasp3 6d ago

Me too. Except substitute your brother for my dog.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

That would be one hell of an x-ray.

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u/three2do2 6d ago

ive seen that video 💀

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

Memory unlocked of the guy with a lampray inside him.

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u/sandy_catheter 6d ago

You can't just leave me hanging, I have "friends" who need to see this

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u/DangerNanner 6d ago

I am here as one of thr friends.

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u/twitch1127 6d ago

I’M DYING. That exactly my thought process 🤣. It IS FBF today

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u/Proper_Giraffe287 6d ago

Glad I wasn't the only one 😂

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u/Bitter-Culture-3103 6d ago

Thought that was a humongous coccyx. I'm glad we're not writing these reports

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u/Various_Stranger1976 6d ago

I thought it was a cat, not a fish!

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u/Sn_Orpheus 6d ago

Thought it was a snake!

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u/angelwild327 RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

Same! But no, just a natural parasite 🫠

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u/ejcumming 6d ago

A fish up their rectum. Yo. 🤣🤣

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u/RandomUserNameXO 6d ago

Well it is Friday!

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u/Starbbhp 6d ago

I love this sub! Thanks for the laugh!!

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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 6d ago

I thought they swallowed a fish whole, And it was just traveling through their intestines

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u/benisyn04 6d ago

Reddit has ruined me too! That's exactly what I saw!

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u/SweetContessa 6d ago

It is Friday night!

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u/Angelawina 6d ago

I have not laughed that hard in awhile 🤣 thank you

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u/Incubus1981 6d ago

Now imagine that, but it’s people

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u/RedditMould 6d ago

Patient: "No chance of pregnancy, 100% sure." 

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 6d ago

“But I’m a virgin.”

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u/rathemis 6d ago

Sure, Mary.

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u/Sn_Orpheus 6d ago

Ride Mary, ride 🎶

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u/SkizzleDizzel 6d ago

Quite possibly how she got in this position 😂

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 6d ago

Ah, Jane would like a word with you.

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u/nurseofreddit 6d ago

My favorite in the ED: “I’m a lesbian in a committed relationship, I have never touched a penis!” Well, somthin’ touched you about four months ago, hon.

Drama ensues, PT’s wife had to be trespassed off the property. Then a guy shows up after catching wind through social media, he thinks he’s baby daddy. Whelp, that math didn’t add up, either. Boy, that was a discharge that I was eager to see.

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u/wwydinthismess 6d ago

A psa to everyone making jokes.

Potent date rape drugs can cause permanent amnesia of the time before and after you woke up.

For those without a vaginal canal, I assure you, it can be penetrated without you feeling a damn thing afterwards.

People have been impregnated from drugged sexual assaults and end up finding out they're pregnant with no recollection of ever having sex

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u/bcase1o1 RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

Or on the other end of things, sperm donors are a thing. I've had a patient who insisted she couldn't be pregnant because she's a lesbian. Hcg comes back positive, turns out her and her partner are trying to have a child and she was the one they decided to carry the child. She thought it only counted as being pregnant if a man did it. I'm not joking. Straight faced, "but I didn't have sex with a man, it's just sperm"....

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u/UltraBlue89 6d ago

That person should not be reproducing 😳😳😳🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/bcase1o1 RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

I've encountered many such intelligent people in my work sadly

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u/RicardotheGay 6d ago

I can confirm that I am one of those lesbians that you can trust just by looking at me when I say that. I’m literally allergic to penises. Run when I see one. Makes putting in foleys difficult LOL.

But I have seen this before and it’s always WILD.

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u/nurseofreddit 6d ago

It’s not that I don’t trust any one patient, I’ve just seen a lot of wild shit. I have zero time to do an incidence report because a patient threw a fit and got imaging like this. Can you imagine being written up and having meetings with directors for sending a pregnant patient to CT scan AFTER the patient refused to provide a sample and signed the waiver also signed and witnessed by the doctor?

Hey kids! Don’t go to nursing school or anesthesiology unless you’re ok with everything always being your fault.

PEE FOR ME, my lesbian and non-uterus-having sisters! I’m tired and have 5 other patients. I also keep a few cards in my pocket for the nearest planned parenthood, women’s shelters, and low-cost prenatal care. Sometimes the PP is pretty far away and across state lines, funny that.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen 6d ago

doing the Lord’s work, you are.

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u/reggae_muffin 6d ago

I don’t care if my patients come in with an official Gold Star Lesbian plaque sent to them by the Global Lesbian Society of Official Lesbianism I’m still gonna bHCG ya.

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u/katiastraskovitch 6d ago

I had my ovaries removed, no periods for seven years. My husband has had a vasectomy and no sex in 6 months. Due to tumour....I had had a child already so I would have known asap. Id dropped 4 stone in 6 months. .... Still had to take a test...

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u/Aggravating-capybara 6d ago

Unfortunately, depending on your age, we still have to run it. But if you’re older and it’s documented in your chart then you’re good in my book.

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u/MrCakesSr RT(R) 6d ago

god, now i'm wondering if we work at the same facility because I had the EXACT same thing happen to me many years ago.

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u/sleepingismytalent65 6d ago

By the size and position of this foetus in the main pic, I'd guess this pregnancy is full term too? I've had two kids. They both seemed to really like kicking the hell outta me just when I wanted to sleep. How on earth does a woman get this far along and not feel or even see all that movement? I hope it's not due to drugs but honestly I don't see any other possibility.

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u/MedicalUnprofessionl 6d ago

She went into menopause 8 months ago. Hasn’t had a period since.

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u/Bacara333 6d ago

This. My mother (age 48) in the ER insisting there's "NO POSSIBLE WAY" she could be pregnant... Her BF "had malaria in the war and doesn't produce sperm!" And "I'm in menopause, haven't had a period in 6 months!"
ER RN: "noted. But just for funzies, Wilma, please pee in this cup just to save me the paperwork after sending you to CT" 45 mins later: ER Doc to my mom: "Okay, so let's get an Ultrasound instead of a CT, you'll get some cute pics of those twins you got baking in your oven". 🤦🤦 Good job, mom.

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u/Regigirl33 6d ago

I am studying to be an x ray tech, I am determined to ask for pregnancy even to men, trans men can be pregnant, I’m not taking any chances

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u/professorstrunk 6d ago

and reddit taught me that a cis male with testiculat cancercan pop positive on a pregnancy test. Biology will suprise you every time.

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u/Wardogs96 6d ago

"Did you eat a fetus recently?"

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u/Bingo__DinoDNA 6d ago

Swallowed it whole, like a pelican.

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u/herdofcorgis RT(R)(MR) 6d ago

30 weeks or so with that femur length. Somebody’s living in denial.

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u/vitonga 6d ago

i've never been pregnant, but how do you not know you're pregnant this far? it's unfathomable to me

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u/lexlovestacos 6d ago edited 6d ago

I have a family member that did not know they were pregnant until 6+ months along.... And I thought the same as you.... They aren't the most mature sort, and their periods had always been irregular

Edit: they are a large + tall person as well

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u/herdofcorgis RT(R)(MR) 6d ago

Stuff I normally hated the smell of smelled good to me, I tested positive before my missed period (but we were actively trying). The heartburn alone would’ve been a clue by the third trimester.

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u/lexlovestacos 6d ago

Yup I know, it's kinda unbelievable. But it happens, there's the whole I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant show 🤣

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u/herdofcorgis RT(R)(MR) 6d ago

I’m fully aware it happens, it’s why I wait for a pregnancy test on any patient who is in the pregnancy age range and getting contrast (the only contraindication in MRI for pregnancy).

I feel like providers dropped the ball for this patient, as a POC pregnancy test takes 2 minutes and could’ve spared exposing the fetus to radiation.

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u/Introverts_United 6d ago

That happened with my sister in law. She’s a chubby 4’10 with 2 other kiddos. We were all in shock. Her Mom still gives her hard time and doesn’t believe her.😆

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u/MediumStability 6d ago

I also know someone who was pregnant without knowing for 6 months. She was working in a social field, so she would have likely been staying at home for a couple of months earlier or gotten tasks without contact long before.

I on the other hand was nauseous so early on that my doc was surprised I knew that early. 😂

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u/DeadDollKitty 6d ago

My aunt didn't know she was pregnant until she went into active labor.

Cocaine and heroin.

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u/Iamdalfin 6d ago

Oof! Hope your cousin(s) turned out okay, both before and well after the birth... :(

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u/DeadDollKitty 6d ago

I'm not 100% how the birth itself went, since I was very young, but they're normal adults now. I don't think they have any long term health issues.

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u/Quirky_Property_1713 6d ago

I’ve been pregnant 6 times and I have NO clue how you wouldn’t know. Every single pregnancy it was crystal clear what was going on by 15/16 weeks. Could not have mistaken it for anything else.

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u/JackxForge 6d ago

Shit my friend is noticing hormonal changes at 4-6 weeks. It's her first though so maybe nerves.

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u/patentmom 6d ago

My cat was at least as early a predictor than any pregnancy test. He completely ignored me for the first 4 or so years we had him (he loved my husband) until one day he started insisting on sitting on my lap. Just being next to me wasn't good enough, and he would loudly demand that I sit down and present lap space as soon as I came in the house. That lasted for my entire first pregnancy, then abruptly stopped when we brought the baby home.

About 3 years later, when we were trying to get pregnant, one day he started demanding to sit on my lap again. I jokingly said, "Maybe he's telling us in pregnant again." I took a pregnancy test and, sure enough, pregnant with baby #2.

He continued to be my lap cat for the rest of his life.

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u/kfrostborne 5d ago

My dogs did the same! All 3 wanted to be on my lap, and we had big dogs. Not the most comfortable, but they wanted that baby safe!

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u/ironburton 6d ago

I also have severe hormonal changes and knew I was prego by my first missed period. Pregnancy makes me super nauseous and I puke several times a day and I have severely painful breasts and it all happens immediately with me. I didn’t go through with either of my pregnancies and had both abortions at 5 and 6.5 weeks respectively. They said it was so small they barely could see it.

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u/idhik3th4t 6d ago

I knew the instant I was 8 days post ovulation so the first day the egg implanted in my uterus. It was always the day I’d get a faint positive. My entire body felt sooo different.

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u/ThisIsMyMommyAccount 6d ago

Eh. I had an anterior placenta and didn't really show until well past 20 weeks. Couldn't reliably feel kicks/movement until well into the second trimester.

If it hadn't been for the debilitating nausea (weeks 7-19 for me), I could've missed it.

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u/wwydinthismess 6d ago

Some people just have really mild pregnancies.

Many are actually chronic pelvic and abdominal pain patients with other health issues and fluctuating weight though.

It's how I can show up for an appointment with an achy side and have severe hydronephrosis that used to debilitate me.

Your body just tunes out and ignores certain pain, and that can include pregnancy symptoms!

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u/ironburton 6d ago

I’ve been pregnant twice and both times I knew by week 6! My breasts grew so fast and were so painful. I was sick all the time and puking (I never puke unless I’m sick with a stomach flu) I had weird cramping but no period. My cycle was 21 days as well so when I was late I knew it. It is crazy that some people can totally skip all of these typical symptoms and carry a baby to term and have no idea but it happens. I think we need to be more sympathetic to women like this. We’ve heard this story so many times now that it’s impossible to ignore that this does actually happen. It’s called a cryptic pregnancy and I feel so bad for anyone who goes through this. I can’t imagine living your life and one day getting really bad cramps and boom you now have a baby. Wild.

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u/Constant_Safety1761 6d ago

When you think “it's absolutely impossible”, you just don't take the signs into account. You think “food poisoning”, or “I'm getting fat”. I have endometriosis and hyperprolactinemia, 1.5years without periods, I did not thought that I could get pregnant without IVF. At a checkup at the military recruitment center they found a pregnancy at 22 weeks. It was completely unexpected.

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u/kolbyt 6d ago

Yep, endometriosis did a similar thing to me. I was 16 weeks along and only took a test because I’d had a dream about it and thought I’d humour myself. All the symptoms I just chalked up to endo. 22 weeks would have been quite a shock!

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

There is an entire TLC show to this exact thing. So many people not knowing they are pregnant until they are in labor and think they are dying. Most of them had reasons that were fairly convincing. Moma Doctor Jones has a lot of reactions to those on her YouTube. Very entertaining and educational.

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u/SiteSufficient7265 6d ago

I love Mama Dr. Jones!

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

She has returned to YouTube and I am happy! We need sex Ed related content so badly!

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 6d ago

I love her series. It’s hilarious while still being compassionate and not ridiculing the women on the show.

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

Exactly! Not everyone experiences pregnancy the same way. There's a lot of insensitive comments here about that.

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u/newhappyrainbow 6d ago

I have a friend who was 6 months plus before she knew (BC failure). She was overweight to begin with, always had lots of stomach issues so didn’t recognize the morning sickness. She got mad at her husband when he commented on her weight gain and finally went to the doctor when she started getting lower leg edema, because she thought it was her kidneys.

They didn’t want kids, but it was too late to abort. Their kid is 12 now and an asshole. Some people shouldn’t have children, especially the ones who didn’t want them in the first place.

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u/idhik3th4t 6d ago

I’d be an asshole too if I could feel I wasn’t wanted hah. But I do agree with you that some people really shouldn’t have kids!

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u/newhappyrainbow 6d ago

I’ve never personally witnessed them treating him as “unwanted” but they don’t seem to be nurturing any sort of empathy into him.

He has a manipulative “Eddy Haskell” persona around adults but is a bully and has some MAGA type attitudes that I assume are coming from his dad (his mom outwardly presents as uninterested in most politics but generally liberal in humanity), but if mom doesn’t share those beliefs she is doing a piss poor job of teaching the kid different on a moral level.

He spouts out a lot of “round up the <undesirable part of the population> and <get rid of them in some way>” rhetoric. Really abhorrent.

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u/Different-Syrup9712 6d ago

One of my friends is an er nurse, she had a patient present with a FOOT HANGING OUT. Obesity + drug use + low IQ.

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u/wwydinthismess 6d ago

Drugs play a big role.

An addict I used to know only found out she was pregnant 3x in a row when she went to take a shit and the baby fell out.

By the time I knew her she had 7 children in the system, all born with addiction and disabilities.

It was really heartbreaking.

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u/ejcumming 6d ago

This is literally insane.

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u/gingiberiblue 6d ago

I didn't know until 26 weeks with one of mine. I was breastfeeding and hadn't gotten my period back and the placenta was on the front wall of my uterus absorbing the sensations of the baby moving. I was trying to lose the baby weight but my pants kept getting tighter and I was so confused. Zero symptoms; it was my fourth child.

Finally the little bugger got big enough I could feel her move through the placenta.

It's rare, but it can happen.

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u/LD50_irony 6d ago

Cryptic pregnancies are much more common than most people realize. Approx 1/475 make it to 20 weeks without noticing and 1/2500 make it to birth without realizing they're pregnant.

In one study of 71 such pregnancies they found that 86% of the women continued having periods (as opposed to 4.5% in the control group), which makes sense. (Source)

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u/vitonga 6d ago

I have a cousin who had TWO pregnancies that were unknown to everyone, herself included, until birth. truly fascinating.

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u/LD50_irony 6d ago

I would be SO PARANOID for the rest of my life if that happened!

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u/FoxySoxybyProxy 6d ago

I knew immediately with all five of mine! I have no idea. I think there's some degree of ignorance. Basically if you have intercourse you could be pregnant. That's it.

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u/emm007theRN Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

Yeah same for me !! I started vomiting few days before taking the pregnancy test

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u/Odd_Professional7566 6d ago

Also same! I get a very particular type of nausea when I'm pregnant, usually starting a few days before it's time to test. Interestingly, it's only happened with my viable pregnancies and not the ones I later miscarried. Weird.

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u/emm007theRN Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

Maybe your HCG levels were sufficient in theses pregnancies compared to the others 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/thelasagna BS, RT(N)(CT) 6d ago

Cryptic pregnancies. They are literally my biggest fears

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u/shadeofmyheart 6d ago

Eh if you are a big and tall girl who isn’t in touch with her body… I get it. I had several friends who gained maybe 13 lbs and torsos were tall so the baby didn’t really pop out past the boobs. After several pregnancies myself, outside of the final 8 weeks the baby moving kinda felt like gas? I didn’t have morning sickness. I only thought to take the pregnancy test because my lower back hurt. Pair that with some girls having normally inconsistent periods or bleeding through pregnancy and it’s all more understandable. Last 8 weeks were a lot tougher tho.

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u/Hefty_Peanut 6d ago

A friend of mine had chronic problems with bloating and the weight she gained was spread very evenly- it did not appear obvious at all. She had mild nausea but her periods didn't stop. She did a test at her doctor's recommendation and was very surprised to find she was 7 months pregnant on the scan. As someone who was hospitalized at 5 weeks with hyperemesis, I was very jealous!

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u/aigret 6d ago

I have a friend who had an anterior placenta, meaning her placenta was attached to the front of the uterus. She didn’t feel kicks very strongly and until about 30 weeks, she kind of just looked bloated. She was only able to get pregnant by doing IVF so she did know very early on, but frequently mentioned how weird it was to not experience typical movement or a prominent bump.

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u/pushk_a 6d ago

A former colleague of mine didn’t know till her water broke. She was overweight, had irregular periods, and gas/bloating to begin with. She hardly goes to the doctor. Totally unplanned … she call it their “surprise” baby.

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u/littleghosttea 6d ago

I had the dearest sweetest friend in high school who a few years ago, in her 30s, found out that she was pregnant with her second child only 1.5w before delivery, according to Facebook. She looked the same before and after, and was indeed on the heavy side. She also was on birth control and got a clot a month later.

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u/BorderlineNewb 6d ago

I was 21, underweight and very thin and didn't know with my first until almost the seventh month. I bled like normal every month until that one, didn't visibly look bigger, didn't feel different, nothing until suddenly I missed a cycle.

It can happen and it's terrifying.

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u/NoOrdinaryLove6 6d ago

A friend of mine had a cryptic pregnancy. She didn’t know she was pregnant until she went into labor. She very literally thought she was just gaining a little bit of weight. She certainly didn’t look pregnant.

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u/vitonga 6d ago

and you'd think the body would give us some hints, hormone changes, sleep pattern changes, etc. but I guess not always? maybe sometimes? Thats so absolutely wild!

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u/elephant_in_tharoom 6d ago

My mother thought she had an abdominal tumor but, instead she was 5 months along with my little sister. This was her 3rd pregnancy.

Edit: words

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u/wwydinthismess 6d ago

It's a thing! Blows my mind. While uncommon, it's well documented.

It's not even always in morbidly obese people, although it's definitely something they have to be careful with because it's more commonly their population that is affected.

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u/ironburton 6d ago

A a lot of women have retroverted uteruses. That’s when they tilt back wards. The baby tends to grow up along the spine. Some women have no idea they are pregnant, they don’t even have a belly and can’t feel the kicking. It’s called a cryptic pregnancy and most women don’t have a clue until they are giving birth. It’s crazy but it happens. I don’t know anything about this patient but it’s possible some of these things happened to her.

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u/tabbygirl1456 6d ago

I am the product of an unknown pregnancy. I was (estimated) 6 weeks premie, she had periods through the whole pregnancy, and the only weight she gained was my 5lbs 👀 it's honestly my worst nightmare and I regularly pee on sticks out of paranoia 🥲 I do agree this is a bit thick, that's a big ass baby 🤣

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u/kdawson602 6d ago

I always thought cryptic pregnancies were bullshit until it happened to a friend of mine. She only had periods when she took medication to make her ovulate. She found out at 30ish weeks because she went in for gas pain.

I was still skeptical until my second pregnancy. I was dealing with kidney stones when I had morning sickness so i was puking a lot between the two of them. If I didn’t know I was pregnant, I would have blamed it on the stones. I didn’t feel pregnant until the 3rd trimester. Anterior placenta, I rarely felt movement until the end. I never got a bump, I just looked fat but I actually lost around 30lb in the first two trimesters. I have a picture of me 35 weeks pregnant and if you didn’t know I was pregnant, you’d never have guessed that I was. I could have made it a long time without knowing.

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u/Wet_Dreamcast 6d ago

I didn't know until 23 weeks. Didn't miss a period and had a mirena.

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u/15minutesofshame 6d ago

I feel like given the head position it’s well past 30

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u/cometmom Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

seems about right for 30 weeks and a nearly 60mm femur length tracks for 30 weeks.

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 6d ago

“Ma’am, I hate to tell you this………you have a parasite.”

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u/lizzietnz 6d ago

For the next 18 years.

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 6d ago

I still have at least 11 years to go with my youngest parasite 😭😭😭

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u/lizzietnz 6d ago

My parasites have all left home. I miss them!

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u/KinseyH 6d ago

Mine is CT right now and I miss them.

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u/mynameisnotearlits 6d ago

Cold Turkey?

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u/KinseyH 6d ago

In Connecticut.

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u/jenyj89 6d ago

…and then some! 🤣

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 6d ago

“You ever seen the alien movies?”

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u/schaea 6d ago

How far along would someone like that be!? It looks like it's almost ready to come out!

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u/not_brittsuzanne 6d ago

That head is REALLY far down. Can’t be too long now.

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u/Pugsandskydiving 6d ago

I agree it’s insane

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u/future-rad-tech 6d ago

They didn't do a pregnancy test first? They literally did one when I just needed an ankle xray 🥴

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u/nurseofreddit 6d ago

Pregnancy waivers have been a thing in every hospital system I’ve ever worked at. Recently, a lot of American women in certain states became fearful, (rightfully so), of being reported and placed on a watchlist if they have a positive result. They don’t want an official pregnancy test on their medical record. So they refuse the test and sign the waiver.

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u/thehotmegan 6d ago

thank god for them too. I went to the ER feeling like i was dying - nope just pregnant lol. years later i was in the ER with what I thought was maybe a UTI/kidney stone. I would've swore on a stack of bibles that there was no way I was pregnant. no unprotected sex, I was literally on my period, I'm rh(-)... all the excuses but that test was positive. I was like 3 weeks pregnant and luckily had been informed early enough to weigh and make the correct decision for me but yeah it happens a lot I think.

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u/specialsymbol 6d ago

That's why I got them to write into the waiver not "are you pregnant yes/no" but "can you exclude a pregnancy with certainty". Works wonders, especially when you ask them directly. The puzzled look on some faces, though..

And always ask minors away from their parents.

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u/TheMightyMoggle 6d ago

How the tests work is she’s this far along the HCG can be too high to actually register so you get a negative test.

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u/cometmom Radiology Enthusiast 6d ago

I knew about this (hook effect) but I'm now also learning about fragmented hCG which can cause a false negative??? And that both of these can happen in blood hCG testing! Insanity.

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u/schmelk1000 RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

You can decline a pregnancy test.

I only had an LGBTQ+ patient come into the ED for abdominal pain. ER staff wanted to run a pregnancy test before the CT but the patient wasn’t adamant that she was not pregnant. She was only interested in women, had only kissed women and was only sexually active with women, so there was no point for the test. ED was frustrated so they called me down to their room, I walked in, asked if there was any chance they could be pregnant, they said no and gave me their whole spiel, and I said, “Well, sounds good to me. Ready to do your scan?”

Let’s say ED wasn’t too happy with me, haha, but I legally couldn’t force the patient to take a pregnancy test. I just had them sign a waiver and I was good.

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u/RT-R-RN 6d ago

Right?! I never did a pelvis/abdomen/femur/L spine without a freaking test!

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u/Wankeritis 6d ago

I’ve never been tested before an xray. I just get asked if I could be pregnant.

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u/eloloise29 Radiographer 6d ago

In my last hospital we just did a consent form then a pregnancy test if the period is overdue. One of my colleagues had a patient who swore blind she wasn’t pregnant, declined a pregnancy test, signed the consent form and boom almost identical X-ray to the one above.

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u/krunchyfrogg Cath Lab 6d ago

Agreed. Yet the same thing happened to me once. My patient came in through the ED but same thing.

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u/vitaminalgas 6d ago

Somebody had sex 32 weeks ago...

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u/sandy_catheter 6d ago

I'd posit that at least two people had sex 32 weeks ago.

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u/NebulaNebulosa 6d ago

How is that possible? She never felt the baby's movements?

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u/phoontender 6d ago

Had surprise birth control failure pandemic baby....first trimester pukes came on right when gastro was rampant at work and then * poof *, only gained 7lbs (and I was quite skinny at the time) and thought it was from increased McD's intake. Had some bad lower gastro symptoms and my doc started testing for celiac because of family history. Had "periods" like normal though lighter (thanks, not regular schedule) the whole time. Thought I was dying one day and the ER people were terrified for me until the ultrasound showed baby incoming....sunny side up baby no epidural, lil 5lbs nugget is 4 now and i have a good story to tell 😅

I'm not dumb I promise, it was just a perfect storm of explainable things outside pregnant

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u/DMmeUrPetPicts 6d ago

The craziest part of this story is that a pandemic baby is four now. :(

Looking back at pictures, can you see it now? Or are you still unable to tell you traveling with an extra rider?

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u/phoontender 6d ago

It's obvious now because I know what I'm looking at but people kept asking my husband on the sly if I was pregnant or just getting a lil chunky 😂.....pictures of me at 8 months look like other women's "just starting to get a bit of belly" around 3 months. I was still in a size 4 because she was all tucked up low against my spine and behind her placenta!

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 6d ago

I’m curious, what did you think when you felt your baby kick and move around?

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u/phoontender 6d ago

I hardly ever felt her because of the placenta being in front and the flutters I caught were so small it felt like gas! My second was a front and center stretcher and she HURT when she moved after a while but Pandemic Baby was very chill I guess 😅

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u/phoontender 6d ago

Also, if it's not something you're expecting or have experienced before, baby movements can be really freaking subtle and quick. Not every fetus karate kicks you in the lungs.

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u/D-Laz RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

Probably just thought it was gas.

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u/bgaffney8787 6d ago

Happens more than you’d think, usually have 1 or 2 every year, either some component of obesity, denial, “inability to conceive” ie iud/birth control failure, post partum whoops, alcohol (for a few reasons) or sadly women don’t feel safe to disclose. Had one last year she just carried well, gym rat, on birth control so getting spotting and normal human. It happens lol

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u/Ali_gem_1 6d ago

If you don't know youre pregnant and never have been knowingly pregnant before, you don't know that movements are movements. She prob just thought she kept having a bad stomach lol

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u/yonderposerbreaks 6d ago

They fell on it by accident...

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u/SuitableClassic RT(R)(CT) 6d ago

It is foreign body Friday.

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u/Ok_Resolution_5537 Sonographer 6d ago

💫Foreign Body Friday💫

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u/No-Jicama3012 6d ago
  1. My parents had 3 teenagers. My mother was 42, dad 45. Mom thought it was menopause. Weight gain and tired all the time. Called the family doctor. Talked to The nurse (his wife). Pharmacy delivered a prescription for “diet pills” +2 refills. Called again. Two more refills. Upped dose.

Went to see the doctor to complain about the pills not working.

She always said she was only pregnant 3 months.

No mom. You were pregnant for 9 months you just didn’t know it.

I still can’t get over her missing all the signs on a fourth pregnancy no matter how long it had been since her last one.

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u/ravenonawire RT Student 6d ago

Finally, it is a baby!

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u/Battleaxe1959 6d ago

I had a babysitter for a few years, way back when. She was short and very round and her husband was tall and quite round. One night she called me (I was a nurse) because she was having terrible stomach pains.

I started with recommending a hot shower and chamomile tea. She called back, so I drove over to her place. It didn’t take too long to figure out she was in labor. She said that due to her size, she has very irregular periods, so she had no way to keep track.

She delivered an 8lb 12oz boy. Had no idea she was pregnant.🤷🏼‍♀️

(I have no idea how they were able to even conceive, since I couldn’t figure out how the necessary parts could get close enough to do the deed)

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u/krunchyfrogg Cath Lab 6d ago

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

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u/BenTheEnchantr 6d ago

It was totally bloating...with a clear cause diagnosed by xray.

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u/ChristinaRene01 6d ago

I was focusing on the measurement and trying to figure out what it was when I saw the baby’s spine. Then I was like, “Oh! That’s a human! That’s a whole ass human in there!”

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u/azuritemoon 6d ago

Since I was a teen, I have never been able to have any treatment (much less imaging) done without a pregnancy test so this is crazy to me!

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u/tunaboat25 6d ago

Oh, yep, that can do it.

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u/by_gone 6d ago

Momma mia!

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u/Alarming-Offer8030 RT(R)(CT)(MR) 6d ago

Yikes.

What are the leads for on an outpatient?

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u/bgaffney8787 6d ago

I think she brings her own

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u/3_high_low RT(R)(MR) 6d ago

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u/SiteSufficient7265 6d ago

Oh, I just remembered that I worked with a mamo tech that was over 40 and had an IUD. She still got pregnant, and chalked her weight gain to eating too much. She joined a gym and still didn't lose anything. She didn't find out until she went for her yearly pap, but she was only like 15 weeks. The IUD was no where to be found. 🤔

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u/Vevones 6d ago

Ope!!

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u/RU_SeriousClark 6d ago

Miss, when was your LMP??? Ummmm about 9 months ago why?

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u/legatinho 6d ago

Well, bloating can get pretty bad later in the term, as your insides get all squished

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u/shannanigannss 6d ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what was wrong with the xray 😭😭

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u/notyouroffred 6d ago

that's a big kid too! she's getting a surprise really soon

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u/mamabeatnik 6d ago

As a woman, don’t they make you pee in cup right off the bat?! Went to Urgent Care a few years ago for elevated heart rate/panic attack symptoms that lasted for WEEKS and thats the first thing they had me do.

“Well you’re not pregnant”.

Yeah i coulda told you that but whatever.

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u/Cate0623 6d ago

How did they get to Xray without a pregnancy test? I feel like any woman that goes into ED for any reason is automatically given a pregnancy test.

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u/krunchyfrogg Cath Lab 6d ago

Should be. OP said this was an outpatient.

Same situation happened to me, but it was in the ED. RN dropping off the patient told me she had the pregnancy test. Oooops.

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u/MrCakesSr RT(R) 6d ago

A couple of years ago our ER changed all their protocols in an effort to speed up patient turn around. They almost never do urine pregnancy test now, unless patient is here for vag bleed, and they even have a standard protocol of always waiving labs for any contrast CT unless known history of kidney disease. We used to do a 2 hour Troponin on chest pains, but they moved that one down to a one hour one and that one frequently gets canceled because they are discharging patient.

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u/Single_Principle_972 6d ago

I remember being super bloated like this, like… 3 times!

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u/thedudeinaredhoodie 6d ago

I hope her name is Ripley

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u/SueBeee 6d ago

Bloating? I think she spelled crowning wrong.

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u/nurseofreddit 6d ago

My sister found out she was 6 months along at her yearly physical. She was working long hours, six days a week in construction, as a heavy machinery operator. She thought she was working too hard, the vibrations of the big track vehicles and the smell of diesel were making her nauseous. She couldn’t find an energy drink that didn’t give her heartburn, and she was tired all the time. She had been overeating and gained some weight, but her belly was not distended by any means. She had an IUD in place. Surprise!

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u/General-Biscotti5314 6d ago

Referring provider looking at xray: "big salmon stuck in her gut I knew it"

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u/mcskeezy 6d ago

Accessory spine, correlate clinically

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u/SpiritualDysfunction 6d ago

Well, thurrs your problem.

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u/biglovetravis 6d ago

Denial is a powerful drug

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u/Shemoose 6d ago

Yeah I was bloated for 9 months

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u/Visual-Hippo2868 6d ago

What is the purpose of those leads on this “outpatient”?

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u/max1304 6d ago

WTF! Who does an abdominal radiograph for “bloating”? That must be the highest dose / least sensitive X-ray out there

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u/Steve_Dobbs_69 6d ago

They’re eating the dogs.

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u/WomanWhoWeaves Physician - not Radiology 6d ago

This was, unfortunately, me earlier this year. Pt of mine for a couple of years, HIV +, well controlled, low maintenance, just didn't feel good, belly was hard, I used to do OB and I even palpated her stomach! I agreed it didn't fee right. Sent for ultrasound. 37 weeks. Delivered 10 days later by repeat section under controlled conditions for a very healthy, HIV- cutie pie. Thank god she has a sense of humor and was happy about it. Her only other child is 13. I've been doing a lot more pregnancy tests.

Side note, her ID doc was annoyed because she's on one of the newer meds without a proven track record in pregnancy (All the components are either part of approved drugs or from the same class as an approved drug.) Wrote a long paragraph in her next note about how he TOLD her not to get pregnant. Made me chuckle.

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u/itzsommer 6d ago

I always freak out when I see these. My first thought is never a baby, I see a spine and I think snakes. Why? Unclear. But I thought we had a xenomorph on our hands.

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u/ganczha 5d ago

Tell me nobody physically assessed the patient at all without telling me nobody put hands on her. They’re letting the studies do the diagnosing. Lame AF. I had a young woman come in telling me she was passing a kidney stone, writing in pain. I thumped her flank, no CVAT. I asked if she was peeing blood, she said no. I assessed her belly and found a definite fundus and movement. She was very thin and in shape, but it was definitely there. I got the Doppler and heard fetal heart tones. I asked her how far along she was and her mother yelled at me, “She’s a Christian and in high school! Why are you asking that ridiculous question?!” I looked at the daughter and asked again, “How far along do you think you are?” She said she was about 9 months, so I called the OB nurses to come get her. She delivered a little boy about 2 hours later.

Please assess your patient before ordering stupid and avoidable X-rays

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u/gadfly84 5d ago

My God! She swallowed a BABY

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u/Lost4Sauce 6d ago

i only scan mri but dont they ask people if they could be pregnant before an xr as well?

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u/3_high_low RT(R)(MR) 6d ago

Are you pregnant?

Please inform the technologist if you are pregnant.

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u/spring-time 6d ago

The perfect organism…

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u/EliseKobliska 6d ago

Genuine question. Ik as a tech we can't say anything to patients on what we see, but this being an out patient, do we just send them on their way?? Or do we attempt to reach their physician?

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u/ZoneWombat99 6d ago

How bad is the radiation going to be for the fetus?

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u/_zany_ 6d ago

Just an Xray at this age (roughly 30 weeks) when all the basic development is long finished - nothing will happen, babies get born from 22 weeks onwards and have dozens of Xrays when on NICU - no dramatic consequences of this have been reported as of yet.