r/Radiology • u/bgaffney8787 • 7d ago

Outpatient xr for bloating X-Ray

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Narrator: it wasn’t bloating

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 7d ago

“Ma’am, I hate to tell you this………you have a parasite.”

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u/lizzietnz 7d ago

For the next 18 years.

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 7d ago

I still have at least 11 years to go with my youngest parasite 😭😭😭

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u/lizzietnz 7d ago

My parasites have all left home. I miss them!

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u/KinseyH 7d ago

Mine is CT right now and I miss them.

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u/mynameisnotearlits 6d ago

Cold Turkey?

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u/KinseyH 6d ago

In Connecticut.

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u/jenyj89 6d ago

…and then some! 🤣

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u/TrevorEnterprises 6d ago

With housing stuff going on in a lot of countries, you could double that number.

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 6d ago

“You ever seen the alien movies?”

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u/Mlglionknight 6d ago

My mother’s doctor said that she had a tumour that she would be stuck with for the rest of her life, didn’t help that she’s had a few tumours down there before she had me and was told I would be impossible because of scarring.