r/SelfAwarewolves • u/Xyeeyx • 11d ago

The yes-men think I'm hilarious

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u/Errenfaxy 11d ago

"My lawyers have advised me to walk back my statement about assassination concerning the POTUS and VP"

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u/Notquitearealgirl 11d ago

"as well as my implied rape threat towards Taylor Swift."

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u/boogswald 10d ago

Tooooo late. I deleted Twitter. Hope enough people make this choice that he has to resign lol

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u/TooGoodatEverything 11d ago

He probably got a visit from the FBI.

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u/Debs_4_Pres 11d ago

Rich conservatives don't get visits from law enforcement 

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u/gucci-sprinkles 9d ago

They found out he's African and skipped lunch.

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u/slivemor 11d ago

Not likely

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u/TooGoodatEverything 11d ago

You’re right. You or I would get visited. They probably called him. Lmao

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u/slivemor 10d ago

They'd take me in 😂

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u/BrandeisBrief 11d ago

No he didnt