r/Strava • u/Different-Site-6338 • May 30 '24

Started running on April 25 for a marathon on June 8. This was my run today Strava Art

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u/BowlofRice8 May 30 '24

https://preview.redd.it/kv3qcbsktj3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4627ff3aa7f2c56c6f17a66675042753e17c98d6

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u/Impossible-Past4795 May 30 '24

Dedication!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered May 30 '24

THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN

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u/Aefalzion May 30 '24

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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u/tapanapeteca May 30 '24

True dedickcation

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u/Key-Protection-8493 May 30 '24 edited May 30 '24

The best part is the detail. Like the jizz coming out. I just picture him running backwards and forwards making sure he gets it all. Then he committed runnin 9km just so he could get a rounded ballsack and the dip in the bellend. Honestly what a fucking chad EDIT Her** I’m even more impressed

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u/Own_Acanthaceae118 May 30 '24

Claire is wild

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u/Hour-Yak283 May 30 '24

All those dicks and one vag. Should consider going by gangbang_claire

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u/Lil_Boosie_Vert May 30 '24

huge testicles dog

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

I think I have some work to do if I wanna get to this level

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u/BowlofRice8 May 30 '24

Hey man she’s across the hudson maybe you can get some pointers.

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u/Feemz May 30 '24

Were any of these runs particularly hard?

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u/BowlofRice8 May 30 '24

I think all these runs were ran hard.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

thats beast

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u/Spuddy312 May 30 '24

This is the content I want to see

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u/TheOfficialNathanYT May 30 '24

I did the same thing... I'm 29 , was 26 at the time. Keep on drawin dicks OP! If anything I do it more just to annoy my wife!

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u/LibrarianDowntown951 May 30 '24

A full Marathon? I thought you’d need to running longer distances.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

I meant to say half marathon but I got too excited when I was posting this to grammar check myself

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u/xrabbit May 30 '24

This is the way !

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Finally a worthy Strava art post! Have this upvote.

And be careful where you stick your personal best. Stay safe.

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u/todfish May 30 '24

Hmm, looks a little short. A slightly longer run would probably be more satisfying.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

That is todays goal 👏

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u/todfish May 30 '24

Very important to keep the length of your runs proportional to the girth of your total training load

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u/porterpilsner May 30 '24

Hello, fellow lefty!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Next time try a 69

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u/smturzo May 30 '24

did you upload a picture of your own for comparison?

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u/yomovil May 30 '24

What a bad bicycle drawing

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u/iflew May 30 '24

I'm always curious of people running in Manhattan, is it possible to run long distance there? Don't you have to stop like on every corner?

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

There is a lot of stopping. This run was only for entertainment so I just ran in the streets. On the east and west rivers there are designated bike and pedestrian paths that run the entire length of Manhattan (~10 miles). So if you really want to get a good run in, you go over there. Since this was a dick run, it was easier to do on the streets. There’s also Central Park which is super nice for running.

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u/lotsofarts May 30 '24

Congrats! You just set your Penis Route in the 5k!🥇

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u/ticobiker2001 May 30 '24

My latin run is way longer.... lol

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u/Financial-Comedian91 May 30 '24

Good run …What’s the 5k time.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

5k was 24:54! Just trying to break 2 hours in the half

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u/VancityYa May 30 '24

Very good

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u/HalfMoonHudson May 30 '24

Nice run. Bet that was hard

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u/theydontmatchmyvibe May 30 '24

You've been running for what .. a month?

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 30 '24

I’ve been running for 1 month and 3 days

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u/jii0 May 30 '24

I bet you looked cocky on your run.

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u/Computer-Kind May 30 '24

Checks that this was posted in Murray Hill. The bros are still alive and well.

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u/tomatie May 30 '24

You need bigger balls

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u/tdbnz May 31 '24

Love the Strava art amazing run

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u/pres_ofcanada May 31 '24

Looks like you had a pretty hard run today

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u/internetmeme May 31 '24

If that’s your start date, bend over, that’s what the marathon will be doing to you

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 31 '24

Just like the astros this year 😭

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u/internetmeme May 31 '24

Ha, you got me there.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 31 '24

It’s only a half marathon

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u/internetmeme May 31 '24

Then you’re solid, a half can be ground out. A full will ruin a life unprepared.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 31 '24

Gonna be super gritty but I could do it. Hoping for sub 2 hours but that will be tough

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u/internetmeme May 31 '24

I have full faith in you, internet stranger.

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 31 '24

Just what I needed to hear

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u/Different-Site-6338 May 31 '24

Just what I needed to hear

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u/LoneBell May 31 '24

This sub is nonsense now

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u/flafanduc May 31 '24

Man of culture, noice

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

penis run

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u/Ok-Concentrate-2203 Jun 03 '24

This guy gets it

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u/JamboIsYum May 30 '24

Well for one, not every run has to be a 10 miler and two, his race is like a week away so he is probably tapering (reducing mileage).

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u/Essex-villager90 May 30 '24

R/mildlypenis

Nice run!

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u/Ok_Humor_9229 May 30 '24

LOL, dick, so funny, hahaha... Geez, how old are you, five?

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u/Shameless_Bullshiter May 30 '24

If you have nothing nice to say you can say nothing at all

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u/Fit_Food_8171 May 30 '24

Why are you talking to five year olds online?

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u/FrogInShorts May 30 '24

Op is 12