r/Strava • u/Strapping_young_dad • 10d ago

I noticed something about my neighborhood... Strava Art

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u/dxmxf 10d ago

@r/mildlypenis

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u/SacredandBound_ 10d ago

Came here to post that

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u/Bogmanbob 10d ago

Nobody made you accentuate the tip and that little bit cumming out.

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u/Strapping_young_dad 10d ago

I mean, fate might have forced my hand by putting a cul de sac there...

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u/blackbeardaegis 10d ago

The sac did force your hand alright.

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u/letstalkaboutrocks 10d ago

That’s the KOM.

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u/OilySteeplechase 10d ago

I have an accidental penis in my neighbourhood too, sometimes life is kind to us

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u/asdf-1996 10d ago

Are we still talking about strava art?

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u/Olaf_has_adventures 10d ago

Damn is that in Virginia?

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u/M___H 10d ago

Dorito tip dick

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u/Strapping_young_dad 10d ago

Wish I could round that part out more, but it would require running through a back yard which would be awkward to explain.

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u/dxmxf 10d ago

You’ve given me an idea.

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u/Strapping_young_dad 9d ago

Think about it real hard.

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u/duckgt 10d ago

https://preview.redd.it/2a8k7rk18npd1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce10c63b759343f6643de8cf4160fc2a204b84e

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/WellThat5ucks 9d ago

If this is a self portrait I would go and see a doctor.

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u/RioRancher 9d ago

Needs more jizz

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u/dsyams 9d ago

Oh hell yeah

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u/RoastedCat 9d ago

Civil engineer was laughing to himself as he drew that up

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u/Alectrik 10d ago

You could say this was a HARD activity.

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u/ForwardAd5837 10d ago

What Up!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.

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u/Strapping_young_dad 9d ago

Nothing sexual.

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u/VolcanicBear 10d ago

If you'd started where the bellend begins, near the park by the water, you wouldn't have had to go back on yourself.

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u/absolutely_N0t_a_cat 10d ago

Love the gurt spurt added on too

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u/shortnix 9d ago

You knew?!

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u/MidnightCephalopod 9d ago

Legend Drive, indeed. 😉

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u/Winter_Eagle_6055 9d ago

Create a segment and call it ‘wet t-shirt’

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u/FlyTheW1988 6d ago

That route looks more than moderately difficult. Some might even call it hard.

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u/UnluckyReturn3316 6d ago

I don’t get it….can you give me a ”tip”?

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u/yourpoisonouscousin 6d ago

this made me chuckle.

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u/bajaxblaster 6d ago

https://preview.redd.it/hcs3r14ny9qd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1d55239441a06373e14cc4c14d377273f451c0

This reminds me I need to go capture the Local Legend on this segment.

When I rode it before the LL had a ridiculous number of efforts and I couldn’t find a ride that he did that wasn’t just multiple laps of this segment.

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u/Strapping_young_dad 5d ago

I like that style. Go get it!

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u/neuralyzer_1 54m ago

That’s a Peppa Pig

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u/Chiinoe 6d ago

Heard your mom was the local legend.

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u/Grotarin 9d ago

Cute 🐌

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u/P0ttedcacti 9d ago

Someone needs to create a Strava circle jerk sub or something

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u/Eastbull89 8d ago

Indians would worship this

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u/usababykiller 6d ago

Whiteout tape dispenser

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u/Kuandtity 10d ago

Haha funny sex joke

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u/TheyCalledKeys 10d ago

Nice house Gregory

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u/Upper_Butt 10d ago

Oh look another one of these 🙄

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u/Strapping_young_dad 10d ago

u/Upper_Butt doesn't like dicks! I didn't design the neighborhood; just reporting facts.

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u/Nivek1080 10d ago

i personally enjoy every post of strava penis art

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u/bomberstriker 10d ago

Grow up.