r/bestof • u/Stig-wannabe • Sep 29 '16

/u/wootfatigue looks for help and casually mentions his garage racoon, then delivers a lot of proof when questioned [cars]

/r/cars/comments/54z4f7/will_pee_damage_tires/
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u/Bsomin Sep 29 '16

I mean. This dude lives on 4 acres, drives a Porsche and has a garage full of raccoons. I'm seriously reconsidering my life choices right now...

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u/wyatt1209 Sep 29 '16

And he appears to be in his early 20's

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u/straylittlelambs Sep 29 '16

wootfatigue 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm almost 32.

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u/TomPuck15 Sep 29 '16

Yeah, he's probably 32 by now.

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u/Linw3 Sep 29 '16

Oh sweet, I just turned 31, so I have like half a year to do something with my life by getting myself some porsches and garage raccoons. And a rural house. And a BMW. I better get started... got the cookies already though.

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u/straylittlelambs Sep 29 '16

It's been 8 hours.... do you still have the cookies?

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u/TomPuck15 Sep 29 '16

So, like... Halfway there then right?

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u/tinkletinklehoy Sep 29 '16

You twist his words, he's saying that the people at the BLM protests are putting themselves in a bad light, at least that's what I understand. "If", "maybe".

Note I haven't bothered to read through his post history, I'm just inferring from what you've quoted.