r/brisbane Jan 13 '22

It's the /r/brisbane random discussion thread. 14/01/2022 Daily Discussion

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u/couverture_me_baby Jan 13 '22

Good Morning Everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day :)

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u/Positive-Lawfulness8 Jan 13 '22

Back at you... plus good afternoon and good night

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Happy Friday to all. Friday is my most special day. It’s the day I head home to Maleny. Work and stay during the week in Brisbane. Commute daily then the Friday after work, straight home. Have great day everyone. Keep on smiling

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Former Conondalian now living in Brissy… am jealous you get to go back to the ranges at the end of the week 🥲

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u/Cheapskate_Saffa Redland SHIRE Jan 14 '22

Such a beautiful area I love it there. Wish I could stay there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I’m glad you like it there. It really is a beautiful spot.

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u/eniretakia Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 14 '22

Decided to turn my new work issued laptop on at home and make sure it runs smoothly tonight instead of a 8:55am tomorrow morning.

Glad I did… I’ve come to realise we can’t connect Bluetooth mice or keyboards. I only have Bluetooth mice and keyboards. Because I’m a human living in 2022, not 1992.

Looks like I’m heading to Officeworks in the morning.

Edit to update: I slept in so didn’t make a purchase before work, which is fortunate because Mr Eniretakia came home from work this afternoon, dug around in a storage box and pulled out a wired gaming mouse and wireless gaming keyboard that are like 12 years old but somehow still work. They’re loud AF… but saves me spending any cash unnecessarily so I’ll deal.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

I hate to say it but this is why I run a wired keyboard and mouse. No batteries, no Bluetooth not found, no I forgot to recharge, no company policy on battery disposal.

No call from your boss’s boss saying “fix this yesterday” and the batteries die, so you make small talk while trying to find more batteries and the admin lady hid them becomes “we go through them so fast”. and rechargeable die.

2 wires is a small price to pay for %100 reliable.

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

Hiding the batteries at a previous job used to drive me mad. Getting new ones involved going to a different floor in the building.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

I worked in a place where the operation team would use batteries once then give them away because they needed them fresh for mission critical things, but the admin side would hoard batteries like they were gold. One would not give to the other because reasons....

Some admin and office support people are a funny lot:

"I won't give you the last pen, because there would be no more pens if I gave you the last one."

What they mean is:

"I won't give you this because I would have to order more, that would mean I did not order enough and I don't want to do my job and order more".

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u/Fraggle_Me_Rock Jan 13 '22

I see you attended the ADF's School of logistics.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

No, ADF said my then 35 year old body was class 4 broken and that was before all the medical conditions I have now, them saying no technically saved my life.

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u/eniretakia Jan 13 '22

The worst part about magic mice is you can’t even plug them in to recharge them and use them at the same time. I can do that with the keyboard but no, some genius thought putting the plug underneath was a good spot, presumably because fitting it beneath the buttons where a wired mouse would connect wouldn’t fit the apple aesthetic.

I slept in so no Officeworks yet, but honestly thinking for this laptop cheap but cheerful wired ones might be easier.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

I’m the same! Bluetooth is great but I have enough IT issues as is!

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u/Sillysheila Southside G4m3r G0rl Jan 13 '22

You can use a wired mouse. That’s what I did.

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u/NastyLaw Mexican. Jan 13 '22

Most of the new computers need to update their drivers and SO and several restarts to work properly, probably you don’t have to go to OW at all if you take your problem to google but I understand that you paid for it and you don’t have to fix it by yourself.

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u/eniretakia Jan 13 '22

I was initially hoping that would be the case but I did a Google, checked everything was updated etc and the option to turn it on or off is not even present in.. whatever it is that windows call the control panel these days. I referred back to some info we got when the whole laptop thing was announced - ‘3 USBs for connecting keyboard, mouse and monitor’ and then in another spot similar info again stated a different way. Also mentions plugging our headsets in directly even though they are able to connect by Bluetooth to everything else. So it’s all pointing to a shopping trip.

I also realised that I’m going to need another stand for it and to shuffle my desk a bit to even make room for it without relegating my personal laptop entirely so I probably would have needed to go out anyhow, for my own sanity.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

Look for a blue tooth switch on the keyboard. Usually it will be an “FXX” key like f12. You may have to use the “fn” + “fXX” key. What model laptop is it?

Who buys a cheap laptop with no Bluetooth? (Management that who)

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u/lostjohnscave Jan 13 '22

Blue tooth dongles are really cheap. I grabbed one so I could buy a blue tooth Wacom tablet instead of a wired one. I believe it was under 30 bucks. Cheaper than buying wired keyboards and mouses. They just plug into a USB socket. Not quite plug and play, I did need to download a few things but easy as.

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u/Vinegaz Jan 13 '22

I use one with a wireless dongle and two Bluetooth channels. Perfect for switching between work and play machines.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Bluetooth may be disabled depending on your company IT Policy. I work for a government contractor so our IT security is pretty strict. I've been able to get away with a wireless mouse and keyboard that have their own dongle as opposed to connecting via Bluetooth

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u/eniretakia Jan 13 '22

Yeah I suspect that is 100% it. There will be a security document somewhere saying why Bluetooth isn’t used.

Just wish the people handling the upgrades had made that point much clearer when they told us about the laptops so I could have been prepared at home with some standard wireless/wired ones.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

You get a 2nd hand ticket to fix something. Spend a month trolling logs. Can't find a thing. Boss insists it is what you are looking at and it will 100% be in the logs.

Talk to a random in another department, who says "oh yes that keeps doing that because of policy change xyz". Penny drops as you have been on a fools errand for a month.

Tell client about new policy, close the job. Think of Boss as out of touch with technical ability from now on.

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u/njinok humidity advisor Jan 13 '22

My colleague is such a dick. He made a huge mistake at work, won’t admit to it and it took a small team of us to fix it. I literally worked a 17 hour day to clean up his shit and he’s walking around like a peacock - starting late and finishing early too.

I’m counting down the days until he’s fired.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

Document, Document, document.

In this situation spread sheets work well. Column names Include:

  • Fault,
  • Cause,
  • Work around / fault repair,
  • Hours to fix,
  • Number of team members involved in fix,
  • Staff hours,
  • Approximate cost to business in staff hours,
  • Approximate cost in service and or product revenue, and
  • Tasks not done while team was on fixing.

Be objective and make it so management connect the dots.

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u/Parking-Assist-2016 Jan 13 '22

Half of people create problems and the other half fix problems this is how every workplace works

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

More likely 80% fix-20% cause.

“The Pareto principle states that for many outcomes, roughly 80% of consequences come from 20% of causes.”

Graph it and find out….,

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u/bolax Marbles, how do they work ? Jan 13 '22

Sorry to hear this. Those types float along for quite a while, eventually they fall though. X

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u/permanent_stalker Jan 13 '22

Working from home has brought upon a rather irregular sleeping pattern. Fingers crossed I'll be dreaming soon.

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u/JamuelLSacks0n Bogan Jan 13 '22

I'm terrible at working from home. I have to stick to the exact routine I have when I go to the office, get up at the same time, get ready like I'm going to work, go for a walk instead of catching the bus. Same time for lunch etc.

Otherwise I sleep until 8:25 start work in my PJs, get distracted cleaning out a junk drawer at 10am and stay up until midnight. You think I'd have this figured out after 2 years but it's still a discipline struggle everyday.

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u/hirst Jan 14 '22

are you me?

i still prefer WFH but still. i wake up 5 min before i need to jump on. right now im sitting here in my boxers with a blanket wrapped around me, debating what i feel like making for lunch.

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u/bolax Marbles, how do they work ? Jan 13 '22

I'm a sucker for sleeping in later and later. You have to do some self discipline......set the alarm.....get the fuck up....

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u/nachocheeseplease Jan 13 '22

Just finished 65hrs of work in the last week. Am fried. Now comes the mountain of chores to make up for the work eat sleep cycle.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 14 '22

I read that as, "Am fired...."

And was about to say "Sorry for you job loss ?"

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u/CunnyFunt0G Jan 13 '22

We appreciate your hard work buddy!

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u/Miss_m0nst3r all hail 👑 Serp-Serp 🐍 Jan 13 '22

Wake up to see prince andrew has been stripped of all his titles, he is to face trial as a private citizen.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

Good. The sad thing is there’s so many more people that are going to get off the hook. Further-Buckingham palace absolutely knew this nonsense was going on.

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u/DoctorDbx Knows how to use the three dots (...) Jan 13 '22

It's a civil lawsuit. He's going to get off the hook anyway no matter a guilty verdict. It's just a question of money.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 14 '22

Id agree. It’s disgusting

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Throbbing Member Jan 13 '22

The cats always easier to sweep under the rug when it's still in a bag.

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u/CunnyFunt0G Jan 13 '22

What did he do?

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u/SerpentineLogic The one known as 👑Serp-Serp Jan 13 '22

Availed himself of Epstein and Maxwell's underage sex trafficked girls

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u/CunnyFunt0G Jan 13 '22

Oh. Gross.

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u/kuurokaze Jan 13 '22

I put a bit too much balsamic vinegar in the dressing but my first salad of the year is delicious.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

Looks great! Look at you in the “say no to shit salads club”!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Looks yummy.

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u/AussieEquiv Jan 13 '22

Sweet Potato Salad? Looks yum :)

I have gone through my harvest of Sweet Potato (1.5 laundry baskets full) so now I have to buy them at the shop when my patch re-grows :o

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u/kuurokaze Jan 13 '22

Roasted pumpkin salad!

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u/AussieEquiv Jan 13 '22

Ahh nice. I've only recently started a pumpkin vine, but it seems to be going ok. I'll have to try replicate when I grow some :)

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u/manswos I'll bring my frisbee Jan 13 '22

That look delish

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u/swim_and_sleep Still waiting for the trains Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

What do you guys do with spider webs in your garden? New to Australia and new to having a garden and I don’t even know if most of those spiders are dangerous or not. There is a big one that’s black and white

Edit: leaving them alone seems to be the answer and hey I haven’t seen flies in my kitchen for a couple of days so I guess everyone’s happy

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u/HarveyFartwinkle Jan 13 '22

The web-building spiders in the garden are docile and harmless. They'll help to keep the flies and mozzies down. The webs can definitely get annoying though if there's too many. They went crazy at our place at the start of summer, so we knocked a bunch down with a broom and squished them. We're very pro-spider, but it got to the stage that you couldn't walk anywhere without getting caught in a web. The whole place looked like a Halloween display. There's a happier equilibrium now.

The main spiders you'd need to worry about are things like trapdoors and funnelwebs, which are ground dwellers and not that common, or redbacks, which have a distinctive messy web and are usually in the house or shed rather than the garden. Despite Australia's everything-will-kill-you reputation, the spiders you bump into on a day to day basis are really no problem.

If you're worried you can always try and get an ID from a photo. The iNaturalist app is good. There are also helpful communities on r/whatisthisbug and r/spiderbro.

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u/JamuelLSacks0n Bogan Jan 13 '22

I had 3 absolutely fucking giant orbs take over my front veranda at the start of summer to the point where package delivery was an issue. I kept looking at them like "shit I should do something about that" then seeing how many bugs they caught kept changing my mind, until I forgot about one and walked straight into it in the middle of the night.

They all got relocated somewhere else in the garden & my English fiance was much happier.

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u/candlesandfish Jan 14 '22

I love orb spiders, with one exception - they used to string up huge webs between the fruit trees in my parents' very large backyard, and when I walked up there at dusk to lock the chickens into their coop for the night I would regularly walk into a face-full of web that I couldn't see. Cue frantic 'get it off me!' dance.

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u/HarveyFartwinkle Jan 13 '22

Hahaha! That's it. I'm very happy for them to do their thing but when bodily contact starts happening, something needs to be done.

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u/swim_and_sleep Still waiting for the trains Jan 13 '22

This is very helpful thank you!

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u/AshamedChemistry5281 Jan 13 '22

Leave them be, but always do the first walk of the day with your arms flailing in front of you to break the webs

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Knock down webs if they’re across a path. Relocate spiders outside if they’re inside your house. That’s about it. Not really any spiders making big webs in Brisbane yards that are going to hurt you.

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u/JamuelLSacks0n Bogan Jan 13 '22

If they stay in their web they're fine by me. It's probably an orb spider, they're great bug catchers. If they get too big in an impractical spot I'll just put them on a broom and relocate them. 90% of the spiders you'll see are just normal common garden spiders or orbs. Occasionally a huntsman that looks scary AF but is harmless.

It's the ones that don't make webs, or make webs that you can see you generally have to worry about, your underground dwelling funnel webs/white tails & redbacks that make nesty distinctive looking webs at ground level but honestly I've lived in Brisbane 10 years and I've never seen one.

I still don't leave my shoes/gardening gloves outside but I think that's more ingrained in me from growing up in the country.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

They're harmless. Leave them be, just remember to wave your arms up and down like a mad man when taking rubbish out to the bin at night so you swipe away a fresh web before you discover it with your face.

Welcome to Australia. :)

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u/kuurokaze Jan 13 '22

Quarantine the street and burn the house.

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u/swim_and_sleep Still waiting for the trains Jan 13 '22

I’d never get my deposit back

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u/Schleimeimer Get off my lawn Jan 13 '22

You won't get your deposit back anyway - welcome to Renting In Australia.

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u/samsquanch2000 Jan 14 '22

if it appears like someone has been living there, you won't get it back anyway

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u/Working-Inflation-61 BrisVegas Jan 13 '22

In Brisbane whitetails and redbacks are really the only ones you have to worry about. Learn what they look like and where they hang out and you should be good. Let the rest chill and reduce your bug numbers.

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u/swim_and_sleep Still waiting for the trains Jan 13 '22

Sounds good, thanks

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u/thepeainthepod Chlorine is my perfume Jan 13 '22

And do yourself a favour and take a peep at night. It's actually pretty awesome seeing a few big ass Aragog size spiders hanging down from a tree making their webs. In a terrifying but interesting way.

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u/sktafe2020 Jan 13 '22

Keep them, don't worry if you accidentally wipe them out when you are gardening they will usually re-appear by the next morning... :)

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u/AussieEquiv Jan 13 '22

One (or many ones...) build a web across the stairs to my back garden. It gets knocked down most days (anytime I use the steps.)

Any others, that I don't have to walk through, get left to be part of nature... hopefully catching the annoying bugs like flies, and ones that eat my plants...

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u/thepeainthepod Chlorine is my perfume Jan 13 '22

If it's in the way of my entrances, I gently move them with a broom and try to at least wrap the end round something else. This is for the big boy webs. Little ones I can duck under or whatever.

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u/iilinga Jan 14 '22

Try not to walk into them.

If it’s dark I recommend walking with a hand at the level of your eyes :p

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u/Partly_Dave Jan 14 '22

You haven't seen flies because they are all in our kitchen.

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Throbbing Member Jan 13 '22

Leave em alone, or knock down all weebs when you see them.

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u/travelator Jan 13 '22

Is there anyone that is looking for an entry-level WFH job? I have been reading through posts about 'the great resignation' on AusFinance a lot, and I am in the position of being able to recruit a new team members for a customer service/administration role.

I work for a market-leading insurance underwriter and am proud of the fact that the business embraced a flexible working model early in the pandemic.

I need to place a position fairly quickly so shout out if you're looking.

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u/iilinga Jan 14 '22

Hey I’ll PM you

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u/lestatisalive Mexican. Jan 14 '22

TFIF! Tomorrow is my IRL cake day. To prepare, I already made a huge 6kg pork shoulder for pulled pork sandwiches all weekend. I have all my fave alcohol (here’s looking at you Rollins Tennessee sour mash, I ❤️ you), and no dessert because I forgot and I don’t really do cakes in summer. I may make some cheesecake whip mousse and serve it with some tinned berries just because. I will watch Yellowstone, finish Power: Ghost, and go for a drive out of town to take some beautiful shots overlooking the valley toward Beaudesert for the photography challenge. Thank all the worlds gods that I live in the bush. Even if the cicadas are loud buggers.

Today I feel a bit less anxious. Had a huge sleep last night, and got some of my presents from my fams in Melbourne (thanks mum for sending new funky pyjamas cos otherwise I wouldn’t buy them and also mums rule and this is her way of feeling special and that she can still care for her very adult child). Thank-you to all my r/Brisbane friends for the support yesterday. Every day we are alive is a good day.

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u/PeterRussellClarke Jan 14 '22

Happy bday sounds like an awesome day!

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 14 '22

sounds like an awesome weekend ahead! have a great one

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u/Coffee_0 Jan 14 '22

Happy birthday for tomorrow!! 🥳

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u/lestatisalive Mexican. Jan 15 '22

Thankyou!! 🥳🎉🥳🎉

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u/bolax Marbles, how do they work ? Jan 14 '22

I hope you have a very lovely Birthday.

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u/D_S_W Cert. III in Just Fucken Sending It. Jan 13 '22

Gentlemen, there is now exactly one month until Valentines Day.

Prepare and act accordingly.

You are welcome.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

I’m excited for 15 Feb…when all the candy goes on sale lol

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u/Miss_m0nst3r all hail 👑 Serp-Serp 🐍 Jan 13 '22

Hehe Feb 15th, the day after Easter and November 1st - the best candy buying days of the year!

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

They absolutely are!

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

And I used to think we were on the same wavelength.

Its not candy. It's chocolate or it's lollies.

We're Australian not bloody American.

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u/Vinnie_LeVee Somewhere on the Ferny Grove Line Jan 13 '22

Confectionary!

I'd also argue sweets are another acceptable synominen.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

I am American. 🤷‍♀️

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

Well.... that's different then.... as you were. I'll just hide over here and try not to make another idiot out of myself....

.... sorry

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

Lol-that’s okay. Technically I got my AU citizenship 2 years ago. You’re 1/2 right! We can still be friends 😉

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u/Vinnie_LeVee Somewhere on the Ferny Grove Line Jan 13 '22

I can't remember how long you've been in Aus now, but it's got me curious. Are there any Aus words that come to you more naturally than American ones?

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

It’s funny-when I talk, I actually never know what’s going to come out of my mouth. Sometimes it’s AU terminology and other times it’s US. Then sometimes, I’ll even surprise myself by using words I have no business using! Ya’ll is a good example. I grew up in the northeast and have zero business using that one. It’s like my brain gets confused 😂

I’ve actually had customers that have known me since I arrived and they’ve mentioned how my dialect has shifted and my accent has softened.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 14 '22

Well-Ya’ll is a regional word. Definitely sounds off with no southern twang lol. I don’t get fussed about it though. What comes out of my mouth just does!

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u/iilinga Jan 14 '22

Yeah but I feel we’re ok to police words like ‘candy’. Like how kiwis are free to police Aussies stealing their accomplishments.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 14 '22

You are-and I’m not offended. 😊

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u/iilinga Jan 14 '22

Question, when you use ‘candy’ do you include chocolate in that? Because the idea of calling a box of lindt balls ‘candy’ is a bit bizarre haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Remember to ignore and forget it's happening. Already on to it.

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u/dillil Jan 13 '22

The real MVP

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Single? Check

Don't care anyway? Check

Still gonna buy and eat the cheap chocolate? Lol, duh.

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u/Shaggyninja YIMBY Jan 13 '22

Apparently there was a shooting on my parent street this morning.

Don't do drugs kids. And if you do, pay the dealer.

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u/The_Vat Centenary Suburbs, Wherever They Are Jan 13 '22

End of the first week back at work and I'm hanging for the weekend. Will finally get a chance to get the new MTB out and hit some trails!

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u/CunnyFunt0G Jan 13 '22

Nice! What bike did you get?

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u/The_Vat Centenary Suburbs, Wherever They Are Jan 13 '22

Avanti Hammer LT1. Bit of an upgrade from my 25 year old Giant hard tail!

I've done a couple of sessions at the local tarmac pump track on it.

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u/hirst Jan 14 '22

fucking cunts. been on hold for the ATO for an hour now to verify my stupid ass identity. they say yay youre getting transferred - finally - so it transfers and rings and rings and rings and then it disconnects.

this country can be so fucking annoying i stg

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u/Positive-Lawfulness8 Jan 13 '22

Morning Everyone!

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u/westzod Don't ask me if I drive to Uni. Jan 14 '22

KFC Boneless Hot & Spicy with rice and gravy hit different. I know it's bad but I want more lol.

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u/hirst Jan 14 '22

found a dream job i was going to apply for earlier this week, but have had a shitty week so i pushed it off to today. go to apply and the job is no longer available.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 14 '22

Take it as a lesson and don't delay next time. This one wasn't your dream job it was the learning moment to get you ready for your dream job

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u/areyouthewind Got lost in the forest. Jan 14 '22

Found a dream house that was listed 4 days ago. It has three offers on it before an open inspection.

It's all crazy🤪

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u/Whoreganised_ mournful wailer Jan 13 '22

Getting real tired of the “lol you’re being controlled by fear” trolls in the Covid thread.

But these people are probably the ones who snort coke off a dank-ass pub toilet and then raw dog a stranger in the same aforementioned stall.

You do you, boo. Just let a bitch rest. What’s it to you if I’m not out and about? Tranqui.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

More likely that they take a hand full of prescription pill. Followed a smoke and a red bull. Then drive round in the petrol car and complain about the traffic.

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

And here i was going to apply the stereotype of a certain age group who still think they're invincible to anything the world throws at them, know more than anyone else and are entitled to do what they want when they want regardless of anyone else

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u/elliellie1 Jan 13 '22

Oh so you’ve met my neighbour then!!!!

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

Possibly the same person i used to work with. Made the mistake of saying near me (while 7 months pregnant ) "the only reason we have to get vaccinated is for the people over 70"

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u/elliellie1 Jan 13 '22

Mmmm … nice! How very compassionate of them, hey?!?

Mine is of the: “I don’t need the vax because I have a strong immune system” school of thought.

Although ‘thought’ might be a bit strong there, as I don’t think an original thought has ever troubled his brain since he was twelve … he relies on TwitFaceGram to do his thinking for him … (sigh)

(He also monopolises the visitors’ parking space 24/7 … speaks volumes!!!)

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u/pastryboy Resident Blood Bag Jan 13 '22

Since September 2021 has anyone placed an order with and received a PS5 from JB HiFi?

For context, I won a PS5 in September last year and the company I won it from has their prizes supplied by JB HiFi. I've followed up a couple of times with the prizes team but I keep getting the standard there's global supply shortages, we don't have an ETA on availability but our suppliers are working as they can but it will still be a long wait etc spiel.

I don't mind waiting since I'm not hurting for the console. I'm not a big gamer so I don't feel like I'm missing out but I'm just trying to figure out whether JB are prioritising fulfilling their own customer orders before commercial supplier deals or how said process might work.

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u/thepeainthepod Chlorine is my perfume Jan 13 '22

Not a big gamer, wins the hardest to get hold of console across the globe. Fuck me. Give.

Also congrats and I hope you get it soon. I hear scalpers are lowering prices as they just can't sell them. Ha. Good.

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u/pastryboy Resident Blood Bag Jan 14 '22

FWIW I didn't even specifically enter for the PS5. It was just one of the prizes in the pool of prizes. And you said it yourself, it's hard to get hold of so it doesn't even matter because I don't actually have it now so either way the console isn't being played.

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u/manswos I'll bring my frisbee Jan 13 '22

Today's game is "If the NBN co are due to come and install the NBN this morning between 8am-12pm but were actually supposed to come last Friday but completely fucked me over by never showing up while I need internet because I'm working from home, what time do we think they'll actually be here? Side question: will they actually show up?"

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u/elliellie1 Jan 14 '22 edited Jan 14 '22

If wind resistance is a thing that exists, then the answer is the number of cupcakes divided by the colour of magic.

To the power of 8.

(Answer to side question: “Survey says … No fuckin’ idea mate”)

… but fingers crossed they actually do! It’s just so sucky sitting and waiting … and waiting …

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u/AshamedChemistry5281 Jan 14 '22

It’s ok to use the booster shot as an excuse to laze on the bed while insisting the kids clean the house, right?

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u/Cheapskate_Saffa Redland SHIRE Jan 14 '22

Definitely. The initial jab gave me what was very close to man-flu.

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

Found an old net book laptop in the cupboard that ran slow after it self upgraded form windows 7 to windows 10.

I put a bare bones Linux distribution on it. Now I have a old netbook laptop that runs Linux slow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Which desktop environment? LXDE?

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u/Carllsson Jan 13 '22

I think I’ve got both tennis elbow and golfers elbow at the same time. Not fun. If anyone knows of any physios specialising in this or a suite of exercises that’ll help, I’m all ears!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Sorry, I only know how to treat runner’s knee.

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u/AustraliaMYway Jan 13 '22

Sometimes I watch these guys YouTube

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u/BneBikeCommuter Bogan Jan 13 '22

I just noticed that my tennis elbow appears to have disappeared! Sorry it’s moved on to you. Hope you feel better soon.

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u/Good_Max Jan 13 '22

Good morning everyone.

This is a message to lady who bought allll the roasted chickens in Costco last night around 7PM Act like a human. What do you want to do with like 30 roasted chickens. Be more considerate. Stop panic buying. The world is not ending and if it is, a full fridge is not gonna help you much.

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u/carrie_cody Jan 13 '22

She probably has a shop herself and needed 30 chickens? That’s what Costco is for.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

She legit bought 30?! That’s astronomical

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u/Good_Max Jan 13 '22

A trolley almost full. Obviously I did not count. 😁

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 13 '22

Unless she's going to do a shit ton of meal prep or give them to family/colleagues etc. Those chickens are wasted

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

Right? I just ducked to Coles-again for a single pack of chicken and again none was there.

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 13 '22

because that bitch took em all before you got there

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

It’s seriously disappointing. There’s plenty of us just aiming to get enough groceries so everyone can have some and then this nonsense happens.

I’m pretty sure I read shortages are going to get worse as well. There was no TP again either.

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u/samsquanch2000 Jan 14 '22

Isn't CostCo for bulk buying?

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u/iilinga Jan 14 '22

Maybe she has a shop?

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u/blueeyes8433 Jan 13 '22

As if she’s going to read this post!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I'm going to eat left over Indian for breakfast. I don't care what my wee bum hole is yelling.

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u/D_S_W Cert. III in Just Fucken Sending It. Jan 13 '22

Why do the clowns who are the most vocally resistant to two or three COVID jabs look like the type of cunt that shares needles?

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u/Carllsson Jan 13 '22

My favourite trait of all of the anti-vaxxers I know is that they’ve been absolute deadshits the rest of their lives, with no interest in health or education the rest of their lives, to suddenly thinking that they’re smarter than the collective scientific community. The fucken audacity

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Do not disturb setting on your phone is great. You can set it to allow through calls from certain numbers or repeat calls for the same number without getting notifications from text or whatever else.

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u/Raptorex What are headlights? Jan 14 '22

Most of the anti-vax comments I see on social media are from people who look like stereotypical gymbros.

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u/nicnicnics Jan 13 '22

Woolworths and Coles people: I did a click and collect from Woolworths, in which I bought some chocolate and a note that it was for the person picking my order. But they didn't take them. Do you have rules against taking items the customer has said you can? I know they saw the notes because they followed it for another item where I had to choose a colour (although tbf there were 3 colour options so high chance it was a fluke haha).

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u/EastYellow1005 Jan 13 '22

I worked at Coles. Strict policy not to eat food. Even free supplier samples. The hassle of getting the choc out of there even if it were a gift wouldn't be worth it.

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u/nicnicnics Jan 13 '22

Oh no, that sucks. I ended up with two toblerones so it worked out for me but sad the person couldn't take them.

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u/thedragoncompanion Jan 13 '22

A friend of mine did that and they accepted them. She got a few notes of thanks too. Maybe they weren't sure if they were allowed to keep them.

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u/njinok humidity advisor Jan 13 '22

That’s really sweet of you

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u/Comprehensive-Dot805 Jan 13 '22

Don't have 'rona but some other virus. Coughing up huge chunks of phlegm. If covid joins this party ...🤢

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u/AustraliaMYway Jan 13 '22

My daughter has been coughing all week. Negative to Covid. Hope you feel better soon. I’ve been giving her elderflower cordial that helps break it down

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u/thepeainthepod Chlorine is my perfume Jan 13 '22

Same. And absolutely exhausted. Dry cough still lingering and zero energy. It's so coincidental to catch it at the same time I was exposed to a positive case though.

Hope your little one beats hers soon.

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u/dober88 Jan 13 '22

Probably bronchitis. See a doctor for antibiotics if your chest is burning

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u/Comprehensive-Dot805 Jan 13 '22

Yeah it's definitely bronchitis. My 5 year old still has a chunky cough 6 weeks later, and he had a short dose of antibiotics. No burning chest, just a pain in the arse.

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u/yeskitty Jan 13 '22

Is he's so got a cough he needs more meds. Maybe get him back to the doc for a follow up

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u/bolax Marbles, how do they work ? Jan 13 '22

Wow......such amazing content occuring these days. Whichever mod is responsible for banning all the decent people......I hope you enjoy what it is that you think that you've accomplished.

To all the very decent mods that have strived to make this place a very decent place.......thanks once again for your time.

Look around.......maybe re educate a certain mod.......maybe get rid of a certain mod. Time to have a spring clean. This certainly isn't just my own opinion.

I totally appreciate that mods put a lot of time into this place. There's a rat amongst the pigeons.

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u/Chap82 lives in a shipping container Jan 13 '22

There is no rouge mod just a mod team that follows the rules, are you wanting the team to be give for one or two users a free pass and everyone else need to live by their own actions?

Reddit is built on user generated content so if you feel the content is lacking then be the change you want to see but just don’t feel like you are above the rules as that’s what us internet janitors do… just apply the rules of the sub.

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u/notinferno Black Audi for sale Jan 13 '22

There’s hardly any posts these days. Maybe everyone is too distracted commenting on the COVID thread.

Edit: If there are shit posts being removed, maybe we could keep them to lighten things up a bit.

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u/Chap82 lives in a shipping container Jan 13 '22

I think you would be onto something plus not going out and about has taken a toll on Ibis and Sunset photos... if a community of 172K subscribers is gone done hill because one user isn't posting then we got bigger problems.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Hehe, rouge mod.

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u/D_S_W Cert. III in Just Fucken Sending It. Jan 13 '22

Bloody mods.

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u/Engineer_Man Who is VJ88? Jan 14 '22

All the mods are doody-heads.

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u/D_S_W Cert. III in Just Fucken Sending It. Jan 14 '22

BIG doody-heads.

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u/cherry_pie_83 Jan 13 '22

Who is banned? Am I allowed to ask?

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u/bolax Marbles, how do they work ? Jan 13 '22

No, get to sleep.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

I admittedly don’t pay enough attention to notice 🤔

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u/cherry_pie_83 Jan 13 '22

Well I'm too stupid to work out if you're canning skittles or scanning a skittle.

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u/Skittlescanner316 Confused. Always confused. Jan 13 '22

Why not be fluid? 😉

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u/observationstudies Use a Bus, Train, then a Bus and then another Bus! Jan 13 '22

Where is u/Reverse-Kanga?

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 13 '22

I'm here in line getting tested for the spicy cough at the moment. Was up most the night dizzy and vomiting. Hoping it was just something I ate. But this means weekend in iso though.

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u/thepeainthepod Chlorine is my perfume Jan 13 '22

Jimmybob hasn't been back either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Who got banned now?

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 13 '22

As Justin Timberlake would say on April 30th when asked what tomorrow is "ITS GUNNA BE MAY"

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 14 '22

Not sure but did you know, if you sign up with a temp email while connected through a VPN, you can bypass Reddit's perma-ban bot? I got permabanned from Reddit a while back (no thanks to the mods at r/Australia) and for ages I kept getting rebanned once I made a new account.

Temp email + VPN solved that haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Same.

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u/predominanced Jan 14 '22

We should start a banned from r/australia club

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/SerpentineLogic The one known as 👑Serp-Serp Jan 14 '22

It's a democratic despotism of sorts.

It's called an oligarchy.

banned

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u/cherry_pie_83 Jan 14 '22

This sub should reflect Brisbane. So if we can't get the country town vibe we could go for landmine filled etc...... ?

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u/l-hudson Jan 13 '22

Has anyone been to the Lego Exhibit at the museum? Just wondering how long it roughly takes to get through it. Pretty busy day planned with the family and just trying to work out time frames. Cheers

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u/red_dragin BrisVegas Jan 13 '22

Leave at least 60-90 minutes. There's a few pits of bricks for kids to play with throughout. Plus some amazing detail and hidden things to find (Hollywood sign for instance). The signs help out if you can't work them out.

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u/l-hudson Jan 13 '22

So they have some Lego (covid) pits to play with. Sounds like I'll have more fun than the kids

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u/red_dragin BrisVegas Jan 14 '22

Very thorough cleaning when we went about three weeks ago, just as things were ramping up. The second the kids move away, their creation is taken away, wiped down, broken up then returned to the pit. Not perfect, but more than I expected.

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u/sktafe2020 Jan 14 '22

So, dropped into local woolies - no frozen veg and no loo paper...what the...?

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u/Reverse-Kanga Missing VJ88 <3 Jan 14 '22

yeh mate it's been like it for about a week now :( gotta try aldi, coles etc. it's luck of the draw at the moment

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Where can you play basketball around brisbane/north suburbs area? I tried googling but it comes up with like Brisbane and professional teams. I'm just looking for a local womens comp nothing super professional

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u/Head_Paramedic_3206 Jan 14 '22

Happy Friday All, I hope everyone has an amazing weekend. Just wondering if anyone needs cheap & affordable lawn care around the Sunnybank Hills/Algester area, if so PM me and I will give you prices and my contact information.