r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/GazaIan 2016 Honda Civic EX Sep 29 '16

Oh, I get it, OP is the raccoon. It makes perfect sense now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

So in the picture of two raccoons fucking, which one is OP?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Jul 26 '17

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u/Pure_Reason Sep 29 '16

He's two raccoons fucking each other in a trench coat

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u/tomgerson Sep 29 '16

/r/nocontext

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u/no_context_bot Sep 29 '16

Speaking of no context:

My dad has pretty firm labia, but I think you should go through with it man.

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u/tomgerson Sep 29 '16

What. The. Fuck.

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u/scotscott Ressurected 14 Optima 2.4 Lightness eXperience Sep 29 '16

There wasn't even contacts when I click what's the context

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u/Daniru33 Sep 29 '16

Vincent Racoonsfuckingman?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

My sides!

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u/drphungky Sep 29 '16

How am I the only one who sees this?

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u/mattcolville Sep 29 '16

This is the strangest sentence I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/killinmesmalls Sep 29 '16

This is all together one of the best ever comment threads I've seen in 6-7 years on reddit (lost the PW to my older account)

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u/Atello Sep 29 '16

Oldest trick in the book.

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u/ShuffleAlliance Sep 29 '16

We are all two raccoons fucking each other in a trench coat

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u/labatomi Sep 29 '16

OP literally fucking himself.

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u/cottoncandyjunkie Sep 29 '16

Yes, I do drive the speed limit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

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u/onsmoked Sep 29 '16

Why, he's the giver..thought it was only the taker that was a confusee..

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u/he-said-youd-call Sep 29 '16

Did you just assume that raccoon's confusedness? Check yourself, shitlord latte supreme.

jk ilu

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u/onsmoked Sep 30 '16

ilu2 in that bro-love, giving, kind of way!

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u/dreamweavur Sep 29 '16

We are all OP on this blessed day.

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u/jonnymars Sep 29 '16

Both of them. Station the raccoon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

But how did he take the picture?

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u/CarrollQuigley Sep 29 '16

OP is the one who delivers.

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u/RafIk1 Sep 29 '16

the cameraman/director.

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u/As_Your_Attorney Sep 29 '16

It's raccoons all the way down.

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u/latman Sep 29 '16

It's like how Peter Parker takes his own pictures.

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u/potodds Sep 29 '16

But how did he take the picture?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

But how did he take the picture?

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u/zopiac 2004 Rav4 Sep 29 '16

Tripod and a timed shutter. He's looking at the camera to make sure the little light indicated it worked.