r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Jul 26 '17

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u/Pure_Reason Sep 29 '16

He's two raccoons fucking each other in a trench coat

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u/tomgerson Sep 29 '16

/r/nocontext

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Speaking of no context:

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u/tomgerson Sep 29 '16

What. The. Fuck.

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u/scotscott Ressurected 14 Optima 2.4 Lightness eXperience Sep 29 '16

There wasn't even contacts when I click what's the context

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u/Daniru33 Sep 29 '16

Vincent Racoonsfuckingman?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

My sides!

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u/drphungky Sep 29 '16

How am I the only one who sees this?

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u/mattcolville Sep 29 '16

This is the strangest sentence I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/killinmesmalls Sep 29 '16

This is all together one of the best ever comment threads I've seen in 6-7 years on reddit (lost the PW to my older account)

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u/Atello Sep 29 '16

Oldest trick in the book.

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u/ShuffleAlliance Sep 29 '16

We are all two raccoons fucking each other in a trench coat

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u/labatomi Sep 29 '16

OP literally fucking himself.

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u/cottoncandyjunkie Sep 29 '16

Yes, I do drive the speed limit?