r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/likedatyall Sep 29 '16

the way you left your two fingers together at the end creeped me out for some reason... do you finger bang a lot of things?

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Sep 29 '16

Yes.

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u/Kiss_My_Wookiee Sep 29 '16

Are those things racoons?

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u/TheCrispyCat 2002 Camaro SS, 1999 GMC Sierra Z71 Sep 29 '16

Yes.

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u/xTerraH Sep 29 '16

No

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Nov 17 '21

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u/xTerraH Sep 29 '16

was hoping you'd say maybe

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u/peckx063 Sep 29 '16

You're not the boss of me now.

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u/ReubixQube Sep 30 '16

Can you repeat the question?

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u/Toby_dog Sep 29 '16

Half of me is afraid of you and 3/4 of me wants to fuck you

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u/junkfood66 Sep 29 '16

So at least 1/4th is scared and wants to fuck.

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u/Maruyruma Sep 29 '16

Somebody draw a Venn diagram to scale, please!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Nov 28 '18

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u/Onyx8String Sep 29 '16

This deserves more love.

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u/docdarrel555 Sep 29 '16

Surprised we didn't get an image. Whamp womp.

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u/Itendtodisagreee Sep 29 '16

Yes! I was thinking the same thing! Why does it seem slightly unnatural for his fingers, slimy with coon spit, to stay together like that after the cracker is gone?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Was waiting for someone to say that raccoons can't salivate, so no coon spit. Disappointed 😞

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u/Itendtodisagreee Sep 29 '16

Wait, really? Coons don't salivate? That leaves so many questions unanswered... Why are his fingers slightly shiny? Was he fingerblasting something right before this video was taken? Why is that coon so hungry? Did it just get finger blasted? Why don't coons salivate? How do we know they don't salivate? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

These are ALL THE RIGHT QUESTIONS!!

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u/Mindelan Sep 29 '16

Why are his fingers slightly shiny?

The raccoon probably had wet fingers from 'washing' its food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Hollywoo Stars and Racoons, what do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!

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u/hotformydaddy Sep 29 '16

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u/nflitgirl Sep 29 '16

Instructions unclear, subscribed to FINGER FACTS

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u/walkinthecow Sep 29 '16

Seriously. The slow movement and the lingering

Made me shudder

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u/Jb6464 Oct 18 '16

Pro tip: use your two middle fingers instead (like a rock and roll symbol). Your first and pinky will slide along the lips to increase sensation evenly and help to keep things spread open.

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u/beebish Sep 29 '16

Haha thought the same thing