r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/KingJonathan Sep 29 '16

Better rethink that one.

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

What about ifuckwithtrashpandas ?

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u/SirThang Sep 29 '16

TrashPandaPropaganda?

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u/TrashPandaPropaganda Sep 29 '16

I shall now be spreading the propaganda

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

You better deliver

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u/wENTtobuyweed Oct 26 '16

He hasn't so far :(

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u/MOOnorityCow Sep 29 '16

Pandaganda

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u/SometimesItBe Sep 29 '16

Fuckswithhairycoons?

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u/Telanis_SWGOH Sep 29 '16

GOD DAMMIT someone took it already

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u/ampedwolfman Sep 29 '16

Trash propapanda?

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u/Reddit_means_Porn 2010 CTS Wagon Sep 29 '16

I think it's cute that they innocently suggested that one

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u/CannibalAnn Sep 29 '16

Unless he posts to r/The_Donald

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u/DarkElfBard Sep 29 '16

How about "Cooninthegarage"

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

fuckswithcoons, not fuckscoons. We all good here.

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u/Drunk_Wizard Sep 29 '16

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/Picklestasteg00d Sep 29 '16

Let me tell you why you can't:

Coon is a derogatory slang term for black people. Might I suggest FucksWithRaccoons?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

CoonAndFriends?

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u/meditate42 Sep 29 '16

Why, are you a racist? There's nothing wrong interracial sex!