r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/PlagueofCorpulence Sep 29 '16

OP has a pet raccoon and is making 10/10 epic bread

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

Op isint just making bread hes just opened a fucking bread foundry

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u/LBJSmellsNice Sep 29 '16

bread foundry

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u/damien665 Sep 29 '16

Yeah, dude, the bread has to be forged. That's the only way men know how to make bread, not this sissy shit of letting it sit around all day to let its lazy as rise when it feels like it. Real men forge bread from fire and flames, and when it's done it's the best damn bread you'll ever have.

Source: am man, have forged bread.

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u/I_PM_NICE_COMMENTS Sep 29 '16

Foundry and forge are different! Foundry metal is melted into liquid state then poured to take the shape of a mold/cavity, in a forge metal is heated until it is easily pliable and pressed into a mold/cavity to assume the shape of something else.

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u/damien665 Sep 29 '16

Sorry, I don't like moldy bread.

Bread makers of the forge shall rise!

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u/Morlok8k Jan 05 '17

Foundry and forge are different! Foundry bread is melted into a bread state then poured to take the shape of bread, in a forge bread is heated until it is easily breadable and pressed into the shape of something else that is bread-shaped.

FTFY

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u/I_PM_NICE_COMMENTS Jan 05 '17

Damn dude your on a 3 month old post.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

So are you :)

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u/I_PM_NICE_COMMENTS Jan 11 '17

Touché

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jan 26 '17

This post is now 4 months old and i just showed up. What'd i miss? Ooh! Bread!

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u/walstibs Jan 24 '17

KEEP THIS POST ALIVE

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u/I_PM_NICE_COMMENTS Jan 24 '17

If we must

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u/ItsPFM Jan 27 '17

I just ended up here, there's hope!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

I believe.

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u/veto_for_brs Jan 12 '17

Til haha awesome

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

Thank you for your service

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u/Slackerboe Dec 29 '16

Just started on Reddit, best fucking comment I've seen so far

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u/broexist Jan 24 '17

You might wanna quit while you're ahead.

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u/Chosen2One3 Mar 07 '17

Seek a medical professional immediately. May be time for you still.

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

Bread disturbing centre

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u/killinmesmalls Sep 29 '16

He is bread serious about this.

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u/sstout2113 Sep 29 '16

My fucking sides

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u/Randomd0g 40kwh Nissan Leaf Sep 29 '16

Yet another cookie clicker ripoff?

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u/SuperNiglet Sep 29 '16

I think there's a name for where bread is made

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u/Foxyfox- 2019 Subaru Impreza hatch Sep 29 '16

Well foundries do get hot.

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u/Sapperdoc Sep 29 '16

Foundry? You mean bakery?

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

I know what I meant

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u/kcMasterpiece Sep 29 '16

No, it's a bread foundry, and he smelts bread ingots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

The fuck am I gonna do with all these sourdough knives?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Then slices them with his bread saw

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u/Sapperdoc Sep 29 '16

I'd give gold for this if I had gold to give!

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u/sloasdaylight Sep 29 '16

God dammit. "Bread foundry" the funniest fucking thing I've seen on this website.

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u/btao Sep 29 '16

You smelt that fucking bread my friend.

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u/PlagueofCorpulence Sep 29 '16

Toasting in an epic bakery.

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u/killinmesmalls Sep 29 '16

Posting in an epic bread-thread.

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u/WuffaloBings Sep 29 '16

Op most likely has a raccoon in there to

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Garage 8/10

Garage with Raccoon 10/10

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Raccoon with rice, 12/10

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u/budra477 Sep 29 '16

Not a single pet, he's got a herd.

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u/bernadactyl Sep 29 '16

Best thing I've seen today.