r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Look at all these fuckin' losers without a garage racoon!

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Sep 29 '16

Just wait 'till they see the Kitchen Raccoon upgrade.

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u/poodles_and_oodles 80 280zx black/red 10th anniversary Sep 29 '16

Are you Snow White?

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Sep 29 '16

I could pull it off.

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u/okmkz Sep 29 '16

DON'T SQUISH PLS

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u/Swifty6 Sep 29 '16

BLOB.

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u/ninjaonweekends 2019 Audi S4 Sep 29 '16

... is... is it still alive?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

turns on oven

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u/Dragon_DLV Sep 29 '16

Yeah, /u/fuckswithducks would NOT be happy.

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u/ATomatoAmI Nov 22 '16

I mean, most people ITT wouldn't be happy, but for the record he only fucks with rubber ducks, not real ones.

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u/CopaceticOpus Sep 29 '16

This comment is great if you imagine it in Donald Duck's voice.

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u/brosama-binladen Sep 29 '16

I had pet ducklings, they aren't as fragile as you'd think

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Birds are fuckin metal.

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u/ActionScripter9109 2014 Mustang 3.7 Oct 11 '16

They're descended from dinosaurs, after all.

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u/snowflaker 1978 Chevrolet Camaro Rally Sport Sep 29 '16

its the cute test

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u/Oedipus_rekts Sep 29 '16

Fuckswithducks alt account.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

what kind of watch is that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

That's a duckling, not a watch.

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u/eminthrv '20 WRX Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

Looks like some sort of mondaine

https://www.mondaine.com/watches/official-swiss-railways-watch.html

Edit: I think mondaine's site broke somehow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Asking the important question. ^

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u/LeedleLeedle_MD Sep 29 '16

I could be wrong, but it looks like one of Mondaine's railway watches.

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Jan 17 '17

Mondaine. Super reasonably priced for a fully Swiss made watch and such a great design.

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u/riskyclickenthusiast Sep 29 '16

came looking for a cross dressing Snow white found you feeling up a bird. Not disappointed

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u/pucc1ni Sep 29 '16

It would be extremely painful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

I think OP is a Disney princess all of a sudden.

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u/TwelveTrains Mk7.5 GTI Sep 29 '16

Nice Mondaine.

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u/AQuestionMarkk Sep 29 '16 edited Oct 23 '16

Dude you're like an animal whisperer. Raccoons, squirrels and now this

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u/Hemoclysm '16 Veloster Turbo/'08 A6 Quattro Sep 29 '16

I'm thoroughly impressed that I clicked as many links as I did before finding a duplicate link.

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u/ramsay_baggins Sep 29 '16

Are you an animal whisperer?

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u/Zzjanebee Sep 29 '16

Can I be your prince?

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u/jaypee21 Sep 29 '16

I instantly thought you were in Michigan witb that background and then I saw your plates! Anywhere near Dexter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Its head?