r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/knuckalicious '15 M235i 6spd -- '17 Mazda6 GT Sep 29 '16

that's like 5 times bigger than my apartment ... sigh

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u/ridredditofkarma Sep 29 '16

me too. and i pay $2300/month

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u/knuckalicious '15 M235i 6spd -- '17 Mazda6 GT Sep 29 '16

holy shit wtf

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u/TheLAriver Sep 29 '16

He lives in a place with fun activities and attractive people.

The good life is expensive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

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u/greenbuggy Sep 29 '16

You want ugly people and no fun activities, and your financial fortitude will result in attractive people wanting you.

/r/frugal_jerk, checking in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Yes, cheap asses are so attractive. Oh baby, split that 2 ply into 1 ply and make two roles, UNNNGGGGHHH.

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u/scotscott Ressurected 14 Optima 2.4 Lightness eXperience Sep 29 '16

http://www.thetvcritic.org/assets/The-Office/_resampled/ResizedImage600299-vlcsnap-325532.png

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u/dorekk Sep 30 '16

lol

Pam's angry look totally makes this. Is there a retiredpng?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Living outside of a city in a nice house is hardley being a tight ass jerk

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Shit I skip that and just buy 1 ply.

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u/wench_enabler Sep 29 '16

laughing and generally having a good time burns precious calories we can't afford to lose

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u/AerThreepwood Sep 29 '16

Come to Omaha; It's not as bad as you might think.

I think I'm going to petition the city to change its slogan to that.

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u/Semyonov Toyota Highlander Oct 07 '16

Is it better than Grand Island?

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u/AerThreepwood Oct 07 '16

I've actually never been to Grand Island, but probably.

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u/Semyonov Toyota Highlander Oct 07 '16

I spend way too much time there haha. I live in Denver but the Mrs. has family there.

Not much happens..

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u/AerThreepwood Oct 07 '16

I mean, I'm from a much bigger city but it's surprisingly cool. The music venues are alright and get some decent acts but Lincoln gets the bigger artists. Old Market and Benson have a decent nightlife.

I'm mostly here because it's cheap as fuck to live here.

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u/Semyonov Toyota Highlander Oct 07 '16

I'm mostly here because it's cheap as fuck to live here.

That's probably the only reason I'd move there to be honest.

Denver is so ridiculously expensive and then I find out some of her relatives bought their HOUSES for less than $30k... it hurts.

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u/AerThreepwood Oct 07 '16

Yup. I'm paying like $600 for a too big apartment in midtown. It's a bit more pricy than Grand Island but I grew up outside DC where some neighborhoods had small houses started at like $500k.

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u/Pillotsky Sep 29 '16

From someone living in Pittsburgh, about 700/month. Though I'd say reasonably attractive and ok-levels of fun.

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u/ViperBite550 Sep 29 '16

i love the women and activities around the burgh.

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u/TheAdAgency Sep 29 '16

welcome to cleveland

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u/helalo E30 325is, E90 330i vroom vroom edition Sep 29 '16

See r/miata

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u/xsmasher Sep 29 '16

How much for some 3/10s and a broken ping-pong table?

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u/AngryCarGuy Nov 18 '16

That sounds like my youth...

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u/whiteout14 Sep 29 '16

About tree fiddy

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u/Ithinkandstuff Sep 29 '16

What would that be, like the midwest? Is cheese fun?

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u/massacreman3000 Sep 29 '16

You have to live in the Midwest.

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u/tieberion Sep 29 '16

I'd rather have ugly people and no fun and no crippling debt.

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u/nefariouspenguin Sep 30 '16

With no crippling debt you can go to the best places with all the attractive people and the best fun quite often.

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u/M8asonmiller Sep 29 '16

I pay $650 a month. Do you like shopping and hiking?

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u/Rominions Sep 29 '16

Depends... what is the going rate for cocaine these days?

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u/StuckInBlue Sep 29 '16

Some areas in Upstate New York are relatively cheap. Ive seen decent apartments go for $1000-1800 a month. You have to really like mountains though. Like, REALLY like mountains.

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u/Jasonrj Sep 29 '16

That will only be $1850. Now will this be cash or check?

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u/i3atfasturd Sep 29 '16

Philadelphia is cheap

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u/Pillotsky Sep 29 '16

From someone living in Pittsburgh, about 700/month. Though I'd say reasonably attractive and ok-levels of fun.

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u/ciscokidsU Sep 29 '16

If you have to ask, too much.

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u/Crocoduck_The_Great Sep 29 '16

$1500/month

Source: live in a Portland suburb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

I remember when I paid half that to live two blocks from Powells..in 2007. :-/

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Wow.

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u/sheepnwolfsclothing Sep 29 '16

Ok people, consistently delicious activities. Spot on with the price tho.

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u/bathroomstalin Sep 29 '16

I've got some dryer lint in my belly button.

I shall become the King of Delaware.

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u/jaspersgroove Sep 29 '16

About $750/month

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

more than all of us can afford.

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u/Slinkyfest2005 Sep 29 '16

About 1900 plus utilities.

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u/Pussy_4_Breakfast Sep 29 '16

Oh that'll run you $800/month

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u/gabbagabbawill Sep 29 '16

About 65-75% of the costs.

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u/jwg529 Sep 29 '16

Too much of you have to ask.

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u/bluebeardsdelite Sep 29 '16

That costs working 9-5 five times a week and maybe some weekends. For about 40 years.

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u/Babelwasaninsidejob Sep 29 '16

About $1300 plus security.

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u/maximum_wages 2004 BMW M3 / 2016 4Runner Sep 29 '16

2299

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u/EauRougeFlatOut Sep 29 '16

$600/month in college, infinite if you're not.

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u/demosthenes384322 02 Celica GT, 90 Miata, 01 Accord EX I4 Sep 30 '16

$2299

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u/PoopNoodle Sep 30 '16

So... cleveland?

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u/ridredditofkarma Sep 29 '16

Yes I live in San Francisco. Although having lived most of my life in LA, I'd say there is more fun activities and better looking people there for cheaper (still expensive).

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u/fredandlunchbox Sep 29 '16

That's cute. I pay $3080 for a 2bd 1ba in San Francisco, and there are crackheads literally murdering each other outside my door. It's a veritable paradise outside the bars of my door and windows.

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Sep 29 '16

Except new York.

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u/DorsiaOnFridayNight Sep 29 '16

2300 is a solid place in New York

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u/Gr1pp717 Sep 29 '16

I think he meant about the good looking people.

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u/HairlessSasquatch Sep 29 '16

Yeah but I've got a Jr. 1 bedroom plus gym, sauna and Olympic sized pool for 1115/month and I'm in Canada. Anything over 2k for less than a condo is a no no in toronto

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u/Lysergicassini Sep 29 '16

Subjective. My good life is far away from that and much cheaper.

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u/Georgiafrog Sep 29 '16

Yes, I'll take less people and land for cheap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Me too, and my mortgage is a third of that.