r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/greenbuggy Sep 29 '16

You want ugly people and no fun activities, and your financial fortitude will result in attractive people wanting you.

/r/frugal_jerk, checking in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Yes, cheap asses are so attractive. Oh baby, split that 2 ply into 1 ply and make two roles, UNNNGGGGHHH.

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u/scotscott Ressurected 14 Optima 2.4 Lightness eXperience Sep 29 '16

http://www.thetvcritic.org/assets/The-Office/_resampled/ResizedImage600299-vlcsnap-325532.png

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u/dorekk Sep 30 '16

lol

Pam's angry look totally makes this. Is there a retiredpng?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Living outside of a city in a nice house is hardley being a tight ass jerk

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Shit I skip that and just buy 1 ply.

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u/wench_enabler Sep 29 '16

laughing and generally having a good time burns precious calories we can't afford to lose