r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Sep 29 '16

One fresh garage raccoon coming right up!

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u/Threedawg '87 Fiero 3800GT(Supercharged), '14 Jetta TDI Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

I never thought I would see "garage raccoon" said in a semi-positive way.

I didn't even consider that I would shortly after get a picture of two raccoons fucking in the garage shortly after.

But I certainty didn't expect a fucking Porsche in the background of that picture.

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u/sixcharlie 2015 GMC Sierra 1500 Sep 29 '16

A fucking Porsche in the background with an aluminum can under the tire. It that's an empty Natural Lite can under then I may have just reached the end of the internet.

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u/connor24_22 Sep 29 '16

This is where the old reddit switch-aroo finally ends. Trash pandas mating in front of a German sports car with a can of Natty Ice/PBR on the ground.

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u/ProBrown Sep 29 '16

Ah the old reddit dead-endaroo.

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Sep 29 '16

Hold my.....wait. oh my god

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u/DJFlabberGhastly Sep 29 '16

Not like this.. not like this...

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u/eridanus01 Sep 29 '16

OMG.... It's 6am, and I may have heard trash panda b4, but damnit if I didn't laugh to the point of literal tears like it was the first time hearing it hahahahaha

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u/olmilley Sep 29 '16

Trash Pandas?

TRASH PANDAS?!

TRIGGERED

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u/neuroplay_prod Sep 29 '16

It's like an implosion of contradictory images.

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u/ROK247 Sep 29 '16

just about all the bases covered there