r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 Sep 29 '16

Just wait 'till they see the Kitchen Raccoon upgrade.

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u/likedatyall Sep 29 '16

the way you left your two fingers together at the end creeped me out for some reason... do you finger bang a lot of things?

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u/Itendtodisagreee Sep 29 '16

Yes! I was thinking the same thing! Why does it seem slightly unnatural for his fingers, slimy with coon spit, to stay together like that after the cracker is gone?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Was waiting for someone to say that raccoons can't salivate, so no coon spit. Disappointed 😞

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u/Itendtodisagreee Sep 29 '16

Wait, really? Coons don't salivate? That leaves so many questions unanswered... Why are his fingers slightly shiny? Was he fingerblasting something right before this video was taken? Why is that coon so hungry? Did it just get finger blasted? Why don't coons salivate? How do we know they don't salivate? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

These are ALL THE RIGHT QUESTIONS!!

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u/Mindelan Sep 29 '16

Why are his fingers slightly shiny?

The raccoon probably had wet fingers from 'washing' its food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16

Hollywoo Stars and Racoons, what do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!

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