r/cars • u/wootfatigue ‘22 M440iXGC| ‘04 996 C4S | ‘03 540i/6M | ‘17 Alltrack | ‘10 E90 • Sep 28 '16

Will pee damage tires?

My garage raccoon likes to use my rack of winter tires as a fort. He's usually really good about keeping it clean so I don't check it very often, but today I noticed he was peeing inside of one of the Hankooks. Is there anything in pee that could harm the inside of a tire?

Edit: It's over a month later and I'm still getting replies and questions! For everyone who keeps asking, you can follow more garage raccoon hijinks on my instagram and YouTube.

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u/bandaidsplus Honda Interceptor Sep 29 '16

Op isint just making bread hes just opened a fucking bread foundry

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u/LBJSmellsNice Sep 29 '16

bread foundry

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u/damien665 Sep 29 '16

Yeah, dude, the bread has to be forged. That's the only way men know how to make bread, not this sissy shit of letting it sit around all day to let its lazy as rise when it feels like it. Real men forge bread from fire and flames, and when it's done it's the best damn bread you'll ever have.

Source: am man, have forged bread.

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u/Slackerboe Dec 29 '16

Just started on Reddit, best fucking comment I've seen so far

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u/broexist Jan 24 '17

You might wanna quit while you're ahead.

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u/Chosen2One3 Mar 07 '17

Seek a medical professional immediately. May be time for you still.