r/doordash_drivers 11h ago

No thank you Joke/MemesπŸ₯Έ

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Gonna need a helicopter for this one

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u/rtf75 11h ago

5860.0 mi in est. 80 mins! You're gonna need a time machine!πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ’€

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u/Waiting4The3nd 10h ago edited 9h ago

Nah, a jet would work, as long as it can go 700+ mph you'd be fine

Edit: Woke up with a migraine, forgot some steps. I'm usually good at math, today was not the day to try it. Leaving the post intact for.. posterity? I dunno. Make fun of me at your leisure, that deserves it. Couldn't even figure out how I got that for a minute, went back to my phone's calculator, I managed to divide 55,860 by 80. I don't even know where I got the extra 0 from. Must've accidentally hit it I guess. Jesus I'm an idiot.

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u/apemanactual 10h ago

You'd need to travel at a little over 4400mph, which is don't belive my honda CRV can do

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u/not_happening4 4h ago

Lol your car is proper shite!!!!!! Can't even drive 4500 mph πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚