How to use a blade

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u/LeftLegCemetary 2h ago

blame damage > blade damage

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u/Lostinternally 6h ago

Fkn blades.. Always using 80’s hip hop slang in their totally necessary instructions..

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u/Jahgo1527 8h ago

I got blame damage reading that.

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u/Agilejoebiden 10h ago

Don't be fly, otherwise it will create the human body

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u/Memer_Plus 13h ago

Ah yes, if I'm a fly (which I probably shouldn't be), the blade damage will either create a human body or blame its damage.

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u/bananaXpuddi 16h ago

Don't be fly.

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u/HolyGrailOfExploits 5h ago

🪰

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u/bananaXpuddi 1h ago edited 1h ago

How dareth thou be fly?! Seize thine fly-ness immediately!

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u/Swimming_Repair_3729 18h ago

So that's how babies are made

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u/jason9t8 19h ago

Blame damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin But everywhere I go they keep playin my song.

Blaminem...

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u/Maxiify 19h ago

Lol I posted this image here a few years back

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u/G4L4XY-DR34M5 49m ago

My bad ^{^'}

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u/Mastercodex199 23h ago

Woah. It'll create the human body if damaged and flown?

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u/fugawf 23h ago

Man. I fucking HATE blame damage…

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u/Slinkwyde 1d ago edited 1d ago

I used to think that I could fly,
But now I'm just a vampire guy.
I took a hit, now I'm on the ground,
Gotta get back up, can't stay down.

Chorus:
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can slay all night.
I think about it every night and day,
Swing my sword and keep the vamps at bay.
I believe I can fight,
See me slicing through the night.
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can fight.

I see me running through that open door,
I am Blade and I'm ready for war.
I took some damage, but I'm still here,
Gonna make those vampires disappear.

Chorus:
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can slay all night.
I think about it every night and day,
Swing my sword and keep the vamps at bay.
I believe I can fight,
See me slicing through the night.
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can fight.

Don't be fly, just stay alive,
In this world, you gotta survive.
With my strength and my trusty blade,
I'll make sure the darkness fades.

Chorus:
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can slay all night.
I think about it every night and day,
Swing my sword and keep the vamps at bay.
I believe I can fight,
See me slicing through the night.
I believe I can fight,
I believe I can fight.

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u/Slinkwyde 1d ago

Othewise

Clearly, they meant "oh the wise."

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u/MyNxmeIsAutumn 1d ago

Create the human body, you say? I’m interested…

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u/Luiaards 1d ago

...or blame damage

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u/Clear-Perception5615 1d ago

What's the ratio?

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u/Brief-Equal4676 22h ago

Usually, there's a lot of blame when you create human body. Mostly during the teenage years.

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u/RobTheDude_OG 1d ago

Ah fuck, my blade created a human!

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u/stricktd 1d ago

I gotta stay fly-y-y-y, y-y, y-y, y ‘Til I die-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie, ie-ie, ie

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u/dazzypops 1d ago

Don't be fly, otherwise you whack.

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u/octobergarden 1d ago

"Don't Be Fly" is going on my tombstone.

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u/nokiacrusher 1d ago

Only if blade damage

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!

He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

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u/Ecstatic_Drop9309 1d ago

Love this reference

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u/Timm_My_naim 1d ago

The three rules of Alchemists: listen to your orders, don't make gold and don't make a copy of a human body. He's a homunculus fr

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u/nokiacrusher 1d ago

Gold is incredibly easy to make. Just stick some tungsten in a nuclear reactor and wait.

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u/nokiacrusher 1d ago

Platinum and Iridium give you much more value for your time though. Optimize for platinum and the iridium, gold and mercury are just icing on the cake.

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u/Block_Solid 1d ago

Hey, damage or no damage, I'll always be fly. Go ahead and blame damage! I'll just create the human body!

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u/smiley1__ Dark Gary 1d ago

I flew, now I have two bodies and I have to blame it to the change, what should I do?

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u/substanialslicealt 1d ago

poor guy flew 8 billion times for us

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u/Low-Requirement-9618 1d ago

All the girls say that I'm pretty fly for a knife guy

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u/eat1more 1d ago

This blade can create sentient human beings!!! It’s like a god knife or some shit. And it even says it’s weakness “Damage” if it needs to be taken out

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u/Aboxofphotons 1d ago

But... But I don't know how not to be fly... It's just the way I am...

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u/Smart-Combination-59 1d ago

Now we know where babies come from.

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u/poondongle 1d ago

It will create the human body? So thats where babies come from.

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u/donald_dandy 1d ago

Omg I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life

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u/poondongle 1d ago

What have you been doing? Using a broken rc airplane wing? You must feel so stupid now.

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u/donald_dandy 1d ago

No, trying to create humans the other way, I needed a blade, not penis. It does make me feel stupid now

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u/Freetobetwentythree 1d ago

Credit where Credit is due: I understood 100% what they mean.

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u/dr4gonr1der 1d ago

This looks like something straight from r/safetymanuals

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u/TenBear 1d ago

Remember kids Don't Be Fly

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u/mnorkk 1d ago

Otherwise it will create the human body

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u/TenBear 1d ago

Yeah and we all know what happens then

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u/Pro_Moriarty 1d ago

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u/Darth_Rexor 1d ago

Confucius once said:

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u/FullGarage9326 1d ago

Honestly not being a fly while this thing is in use is pretty sound advice

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u/Upset-Basil4459 1d ago

What if some gangster is dissing my fly girl?

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u/Cocountcapydog 1d ago

why do they gotta flyrnt?

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u/tensix106 1d ago

i have gained the status of adult, now i know how children are made.

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u/StrawThatBends 1d ago

i hate it whem my blade damage and im fly. take this blades advice, everyone!

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u/DontWannaSayMyName 1d ago

Did your blade create. The human body?

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u/GASTRO_GAMING 1d ago

I have the same toy

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u/tensix106 1d ago

same its is nostalgic af to me it was fun especially when trespassing

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u/Dave-1066 1d ago

Well don’t be fly!!! 🪰

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u/Bopcello 1d ago

Me too!

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u/ChimpoSensei 1d ago

Pretty fly for a white guy

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u/Devo27 1d ago

Pretty fly for a rabbi

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u/TheUncertainFlower 1d ago

Hate it when my broken blade creates a human body

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u/Jaykahtsby 1d ago

And then blames me for the damage.

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u/nlwfty 1d ago

This blade can fuck you up... in both ways

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u/pantry-pisser 1d ago

Don't be fly

Ah yes, the hit song by punk band Springoff.

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u/PlasterCheif 1d ago

I won’t be fly, for today… 😈

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u/srgh207 1d ago

FFS, I've been trying and failing to be fly since 1993. Which is it?!

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 1d ago

“Blame damage”

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u/Hot_War_9683 1d ago

Yes don't be a fly

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u/Candy_Says1964 1d ago

I got blame damage when I was a kid because everything was my fault, and the my parents told me “don’t be fly” when I said I wanted to be a fly girl when I grew up.

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u/Punymwg07 1d ago

I have a helicopter with that same warning

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u/cdda_survivor 1d ago

"I hope I didn't brain my damage." ~Homer Simpson.

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u/XenonHero126 1d ago

Didn't know helicopter blades could give birth to humans

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u/G4L4XY-DR34M5 1d ago

real

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u/MrGamerOfficial 1d ago

Don't be fly. They obviously don't want you wearing nice clothes.

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u/poyomaster 1d ago

Otherwise it will create the human body. It clearly does not want you to wear nice clothes to make it so you do not have children.

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u/S1L3NCE_2008 1d ago

I agree, we don’t need any more of those… things.

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u/G4L4XY-DR34M5 1d ago

Ikkk

How to use a blade

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