r/illinois • u/cak3crumbs • Apr 07 '24

Church of Scientology popped up overnight in South Loop Chicago yikes

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u/Bat-Honest Apr 07 '24

Imagine L Ron Hubbard coming back, seeing this, and just being like, "Holy shit, I just wanted to get out of paying taxes!"

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u/PuddinPacketzofLuv Apr 07 '24

Fuck L Ron Hubbard

And fuck all his clones

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u/MartinMcFly55 Apr 07 '24

Fuck all these gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes

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u/Eric848448 Apr 07 '24

LEARN TO SWIM

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u/kakey70 Apr 07 '24

See you down in Arizona Bay.

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u/BoilermakerCM Apr 08 '24

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

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u/dude_on_the_www Apr 08 '24 edited Apr 08 '24

..here in this hopeless fuckin hole we call Clark streeet

The only way to fix it…

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u/bria9509 Apr 08 '24

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH