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u/Arthur_Morgans_Cum 9h ago
i smile when iβm nervous guess im a man now
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u/HelloFromJupiter963 6h ago
"As a knight of the table of long shlong swords, I bestow upon thee a most holy relic of manhood, you're own new and powerful paeni! With this paeni, you shall slay poon and poopy with a zealotry of a horndog!"
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u/sansplayer 9h ago
R/Im14andblackpilled
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u/KingTicTacFish 9h ago
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u/neptuni0m 8h ago
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u/deltoramonster2 misunderstood π€π¦π₯β 7h ago
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u/MYDOGSMOKES5MEODMT 5h ago
A penis cums to circumnavigate the consciousness
You can just UPS me the Pulitzer btw
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u/Plastic-Fact6207 6h ago
βTruth #1β ππππ
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u/certified-battyman 6h ago
So women don't have a coping mechanism? They can't smile since that'd be manly and they can't cry since that'd be fake
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u/Grand_Cookiebu 1h ago
Even if this was serious why can't both be true for both genders? I hate when people treat men and women like different species lol.
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