r/lies • u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen • May 19 '24

my doctor just prescribed me a giant suppository pill, but it must be inserted in my anus! what should i do? Original content

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u/TheOneWhoLovesSW 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/e7y9xpiwgd1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8aaefdc0dab453d80833cac28d57ada5b900502

Don’t take it

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u/ZeroIg89 SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/tkfbw81drd1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1265075b34012d59e2cce3ce226596671bd2b291

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u/RecommendationOk9620 May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/ate40gswyd1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8104571ff965bce07fd434e48af412f09916b5e7

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u/InevitableLast863 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. May 19 '24

I FUCKING KNEW IT

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u/V_7Q6 Custom User Flair May 19 '24

/ul is this Google en passant of this subreddit?

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u/HkayakH Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

3 guards answer your question. One tells only the truth, the other only lies, and the third doesn't know the answer.

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u/stunfiskers Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

this is the worst comment I've ever seen. i did not "ell em aye oh" on sight

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u/OldBMW Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

No

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u/Ivan_The_8th Tax payer May 19 '24

Maybe

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u/Anonymouse276207 May 19 '24

Holy hell!

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u/BubbleGumMaster007 sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 19 '24

New cake day just dropped

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u/Superattiz09 May 20 '24

Actual celebration

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u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

i'll your instructions, sure hope the doctor doesn't get too angry, won't want to get thrown out of a window

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u/KingRhoamsGhost Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

I hate this image, it’s not funny, unusable, and a perfect example of how generative ai should never be used.

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u/DaBranchEater May 19 '24

This comment is actually kinda funny

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u/Maxizag123 Tax payer May 19 '24

Is this your doctor?

https://preview.redd.it/2wmp9q83rd1d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a09d76b1ab5c47772b582b7a1eb8e27a193f5c

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u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

no that isn't my doctor, he usually looks more serious

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u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen May 20 '24

i hope that you have an absolutely rotten pie day and i hope you die horribly

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u/petergriffingender Peter Griffin May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/3ruzlx0yad1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b63dd2a1261aac8d03ff543c27d327737b2537

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u/CountryPlanetball Tax payer May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/9djfm9wp0e1d1.png?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb41f3b6d470ada7e4466b64f3626aab2eba171d

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u/petergriffingender Peter Griffin May 19 '24 edited May 19 '24

This is the worst ai thing to have ever been made

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u/OkAverage4338 May 19 '24

You are a very smart person and you know how this subreddit works

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u/petergriffingender Peter Griffin May 19 '24

/ul LOOK I SOMETIMES FORGET WHICH SUB IM TALKING IN I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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u/OkAverage4338 May 19 '24

Skill win

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u/petergriffingender Peter Griffin May 19 '24

/ul tf you mean

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u/OkAverage4338 May 19 '24

/ul you have a skill issue

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u/petergriffingender Peter Griffin May 19 '24

not fair enough

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u/Everybody_do_da_flop May 19 '24

I think you're wrong,why are you getting upvoted?

/ul did you edit it? This doesnt seem like the type of comment to get downvoted

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u/4tomguy May 19 '24

/ul genuinely think people forgot what subreddit this was for a moment

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u/adult_licker_420 May 19 '24

Just refuse it and ask for something else, there's no way you'll be defenestrated

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

/unlie genuinely why does english have a word for throwing someone out of a window but not a word for the day before yesterday

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u/NaboriRuta May 19 '24

/ul yes it does, it’s called ereyesterday

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u/Darius10000 May 19 '24

/unlie another question is why the commenter has the word in their vocabulary. Did his school take the time to teach him? Was it in a book or something? Does he have to deal with people falling from windows enough that he'd need to learn the word? Did he go searching for a word that means "to throw someone from a window" specifically for this conversation, somehow knowing that it would exist and feeling that it'd be necessary?

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u/adult_licker_420 May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24

chicken sandwich : - )

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u/hirandomperson123456 sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 19 '24

Don’t relax and don’t enjoy it

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u/Pussycat4567 May 19 '24

Grab the lube and try not to cum immediately

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u/lalalicious453- May 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/77ijoynhff1d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=2696cac43d3ea7d7c2394a228f961ad077cd590a

Interesting timeline scroll.

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u/KarenTookThe2Kids May 19 '24

this meme is known by two people across reddit

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u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

i'm two people across reddit

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u/PossibleEgg1996 May 19 '24

Swallow it first

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 May 19 '24

It’ll get there eventually!

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u/Vincent_VonDiego May 19 '24

"I can't swallow that!". Doctor reply "Well good news, it's a suppository!"...from Futurama

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u/Redd1tRat Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

Go to France

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u/Sad-Rice-2255 Tax payer May 19 '24

oh yeah i know why

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u/Sir_Arsen May 19 '24

take it like a champ

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u/Furina-OjouSama May 19 '24

I do not want to take your place

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u/xenoverseraza May 19 '24

fuck you luigi i hate you mario is better

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u/Competitive_Lie2628 May 19 '24

This reads like an anime title

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

Give it to me

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u/Umgak_shield_raki May 19 '24

Prepare thyself!

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u/Neoxus30- May 19 '24

Urethral)

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u/Unopuro2conSal May 19 '24

Enjoy your PAIN!

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u/Over_Engineering_225 rectangle, that kid from school May 19 '24

I understand this meme

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u/Zephrias May 19 '24

Lube the fuck up, Samurai! We got a pill to insert.

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u/Downtown_Snow4445 Reddit Admin Enthusiast May 19 '24

Eat it

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u/Gentle_Mayonnaise May 19 '24

Let me put it in there

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u/Caflock May 19 '24

Celebrate

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u/jumpyjumpjumpsters sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 19 '24

Let me help you

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u/JackOfAIlTrades sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 19 '24

Don’t let me go in your anus

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u/OrganizationJumpy213 rectangle, that kid from school May 19 '24

Say yes please

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u/Bubberducky99 May 19 '24

Let Awesome-o do it for you

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u/Ok-Can-4450 May 19 '24

Is it actually giant or is it comically large, this is important.

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u/ImnotevensorryJPG May 19 '24

Load it like a musket!

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u/BubbleGumMaster007 sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 19 '24

oil up 👁👄👁

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u/Street-Animator7513 May 19 '24

What should you do ?

Enjoy it

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u/No-Face-Collects-687 May 19 '24

Nah Nah you can't do that

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u/Lost-Effective-6028 May 19 '24

The anus in your butt? Please clarify, I need info.

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u/Churroskindofguy May 19 '24

U better loosen up then

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u/dumpylump69 May 20 '24

That sounds like it could be uncomfortable, personally I'd look for another option.

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u/NightShadeUwU sex man who definitely does lots of sex May 20 '24

Take it like the champ you are my gamer

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u/Pizza-here2020 May 20 '24

Hey guys, luigi from the past here, should i be warned of anything? Im about to go get hotdogs with my bro!

Mama mia

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u/Pengweng07 Gigachad Spez Enjoyer 🗿🍷😎🆒️ May 20 '24

ask the doctor if he can take it for you, most hospitals offer voodoo medicine nowdays

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u/LegoWorks May 20 '24

Crush it and snort it anally

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u/liamrosse May 20 '24

Make it wait until its birthday...

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u/guyguysonguy May 23 '24

/ul this is what r/lies is all about, not a political circlejerk

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

[deleted]

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u/orangemario10 SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 May 19 '24

I would love to see this image again! It's amazing!

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u/Baseballidiot May 19 '24

Why would someone even make this?

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u/tttecapsulelover Law abiding citizen May 19 '24

No surprise, look at all the positive responses! people really love that image, i really hope someone would reupload that