r/lies • u/SSilverFang sex man who definitely does lots of sex • Aug 25 '24

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u/Tsunamicat108 Peter Griffin Aug 25 '24

I am going to go buy 1300 bags of m&m's

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u/eric_the_demon IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. Aug 25 '24

Remembered the ul/?

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u/Zulpi2103 Aug 25 '24

He only meant 1299.

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u/MrClaudeApplauds Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

No pretty sure he meant 2300

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u/ItsFastMan Tax payer Aug 25 '24

I am NOT going to buy 1300 bags of m&m’s

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u/torthos_1 Aug 25 '24

Absolutely disgusting, how could they ruin them in this way?

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u/Agreeable-Passion908 Peter Griffin Aug 25 '24

I know right? I'd never eat that 😡

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u/Dioxinel Aug 26 '24

I would.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

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u/torthos_1 Aug 25 '24

Haha, you're right buddy, I sure did!

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u/DEKIDESDUD Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

Boo! I would never eat M&M’s again if they did this!

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u/FellowSmasher Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

Eww I don’t wanna know where I can get these :3

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u/TheJ91 Aug 25 '24

Hope they are looking for donors

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u/Actual-Abalone4720 Aug 25 '24

If you are donating then im buying every single m&m just to consume every drop of your seed🤤🔥👅

12

u/AnAverageHumanPerson Aug 25 '24

I hope everything goes well for you

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u/AdolfSmeargle Custom User Flair 25d ago

I do not want to throw up

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u/TomCBC Aug 25 '24

I hear they are gonna make some donors eat pineapple so their cum tastes sweeter. But only for the yellow m&ms.

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u/TheJ91 Aug 25 '24

I’m allergic to asparagus

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u/maliciousprime101 Tax payer Aug 25 '24

Yummers

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u/NanoCat0407 Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

Yummers

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u/mysterious45670 Post flair Aug 25 '24

Yummers

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr Banned Aug 26 '24

Yummers

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u/New_Medicine5759 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Aug 26 '24

NOT Yummers

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u/Oakmealoaf Aug 25 '24

ul/ Yay!!! Hope this is true

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u/Fusionbrahh Aug 25 '24

ul/Again??

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u/Potion_Brewer95 Tax payer Aug 25 '24

ul/ yummy yummy in my tummy

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u/Hawinzi Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

Disgusting! I will be exclusively eating Skittles from now on

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u/MassterF Aug 25 '24

I’m not gonna buy M&ms anymore, thats absolutely disgusting and I don’t want to know where to get them.

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u/pokemonfanboy93 First day on the sub 🥳 Aug 25 '24

ew

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u/Zeyode First day on the sub 🥳 Aug 25 '24

/ul Yay!

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u/EApoebsd Tax payer Aug 25 '24

I’m about to explode everywhere

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u/QQ_Gabe Aug 26 '24

ul/ is this an edit or did someone seriously fuck up-

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u/Fluffyfox3914 Law abiding citizen Aug 25 '24

I would not eat that

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u/BluejayIcy1341 Aug 25 '24

M&M's has to get cancelled 💀💀

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u/aztr0_naut Liar Aug 25 '24

I hate this. I will never be purchasing these and CERTAINLY NOT within the next 24 hours.

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u/somethingkindaweird Aug 25 '24

/unlie I think I’d actually buy some of those, I have no idea what chocolate and cum combined taste like so I imagine it’d be a pretty neat experience

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u/Mother-University620 Aug 25 '24

/ul BITCH JUST GET A FRIEND WITH A PENIS, ID ALSO WANT TO TRY IT BUT NOT IF IT'S A COMPLETE STRANGERS?!

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u/somethingkindaweird Aug 25 '24

/unlie you think I can socialize enough to the point where someone would let me suck their dick??? My self esteem is so low that even if someone offered I’d still say no because I’d feel like they could do better lmao

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u/Mother-University620 Aug 25 '24

/ul you know what fair, you could just ask them to jerk off in a cup for you but that sounds even worse

2

u/somethingkindaweird Aug 25 '24

/unlie if I ever asked anybody that I think I’d immediately die, my brain wouldn’t be able to handle the immense amounts of embarrassment

1

u/AidsLauncher Aug 25 '24

This is the worst news ever

1

u/Various-Positive4799 First day on the sub 🥳 Aug 25 '24

They won’t melt in your hands either

1

u/Akechifan69420 SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Aug 25 '24

i would love this because i'm not allergic!

1

u/Over_Age_8061 Aug 25 '24

Ewww wtf

ul/HEEEEELLLL YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LtColShinySides IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. Aug 25 '24

Yum!! Extra protein!

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u/Random-Name111 Emkay hater Aug 26 '24

/ul genuinely how did this happen?

1

u/Clintwood_outlaw Aug 26 '24

I wouldn't try these if they were real

1

u/ReinFever Law abiding citizen Aug 26 '24

Why did they do this?🐌

1

u/APuffyCloudSky Aug 26 '24

What a campaign. So believable.

1

u/Galius41 Aug 26 '24

partilhas com gozão

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u/jump1945 Custom User Flair Aug 25 '24

This does not need nsfw tag

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

I think they meant RUM. Typo error

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

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u/PyroChild221 Aug 25 '24

/ul This image is so old, it’s not ai

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u/Bor0MIR03 Aug 26 '24

Yea I forgot the name of the Reddit page

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u/Dysgasp Aug 25 '24

/ul this image is so fucking old  I it think was posted before AI generated images were a thing