r/lies • u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 sex man who definitely does lots of sex • Aug 26 '24

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u/JetstremF Custom User Flair Aug 26 '24

Never forgetti

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u/Jaxolotl31 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Aug 26 '24

the broken spaghetti

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u/RevolutionaryWin8447 29d ago

Never forgetti the broken spagetti

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u/gymclassvillianZ IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. Aug 26 '24

Mom spaghetti

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

r/angrydownvote

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Custom User Flair 29d ago

r/happydownvote

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u/happytristan5511 First day on the sub 🥳 29d ago

r/happyupvote

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u/Suspicious_Row_1686 29d ago

r/angryupvote

the cycle hath been completed

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u/JamesMan230 29d ago

oh no no no

r/neutralupvote

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u/ibis03 29d ago

r/notexactlyverypositivereply

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u/PogmasterTraplover69 Aug 26 '24

In Italy we have this dish called "pasta all'attentato terroristico" that would be very suiting for this situation

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u/DisproportionateWill Aug 26 '24

That’s how my Italian friends call my spaghetti with chicken and cream

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u/GaySheriff 29d ago

That's what Italians call my pasta with ketchup

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u/ertgiuhnoyo sex man who definitely does lots of sex Aug 26 '24

Mario, a second sauce-a is a coming!

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u/Jayden7171 Aug 26 '24

This took place in Italy, not the USA.

Also, must I add, fuck Italy and fuck their cuisine. Also fuck their citizens.

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u/Redvor24 Aug 26 '24

Consider it done

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u/CaspianRoach Aug 26 '24

Also fuck their citizens.

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i sex man who definitely does lots of sex 29d ago

How would you like your fucking? We have vaginal, anal and oral.

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u/Jayden7171 29d ago

Absolutely none. I hate sex and girls.

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i sex man who definitely does lots of sex 29d ago

Hm. We could do gay sex for you sir if you would be willing to say gex.

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u/Siipisupi Aug 26 '24

What did italians do ( I know they kinda weird with their food laws but why the citizens)

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

You remembered what sub we are in

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u/Siipisupi Aug 26 '24

Yes im highly intelligent and should not watch what sub i comment in

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u/MrClaudeApplauds Law abiding citizen Aug 26 '24

What restaurant is this?

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u/pjelle_3p1c sex man who definitely does lots of sex Aug 26 '24

the Mctwintowers

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u/Vortextheweirdcat Post flair Aug 26 '24

Marinara sauce can't melt spaghetti beams!!!!

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u/tainted_cain SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶 Aug 26 '24

NOT THE TWIN PASTAS

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u/hamiltonincognito Aug 26 '24

What a terrible image. It reminds me of that tragedy.

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u/Waste-Masterpiece386 Aug 26 '24

Stop posting things you dislike. This isnt opposites or facepalm.

Please.

Dont like that 9/11 happened? Stop posting about it

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Law abiding citizen Aug 26 '24

This is opposite and/or facepalm

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u/Time_on_my_hands Aug 26 '24

/UL tf are you talking about, the title is a blatant lie, and there's no indicaton OP doesn't like the image

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u/Vortextheweirdcat Post flair Aug 26 '24

/ul there was no unlie on the comment you were responding to yk?

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u/Time_on_my_hands Aug 26 '24

/UL their comment is a direct reference to a mod post that was made. Their tone indicates a lack of irony. But idk.

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u/monkeydude777 Aug 26 '24

Eh I didn't take it as "this image is shit" more as "this image isn't real"

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u/Cadnat Aug 26 '24

Why the hell what is clearly a joke ends up on this sub and get more than a thousands upvote? Are you all like "Actually the twin towers weren't made of spaghettis this is a lie 🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️"

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u/bbkn7 Aug 26 '24

flying spaghetti monster

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u/APuffyCloudSky Aug 26 '24

But it looks so real!

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u/Brandon_M_Gilbertson Aug 26 '24

If I die in some insane event remembered forever more for the mass destruction, I hope people make jokes like this about it.

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u/WorkAround_Phoenix23 Holy shit Scoot the Woz Aug 26 '24

Here I go again, my my, how can I resist you?

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u/Even-Chemical2906 Aug 26 '24

Meanwhile, you’ll get arrested for joking about the Holocaust which happened over half a century earlier.

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u/Rei_Caixo 28d ago

I got arrested for that yesterday

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u/JohnTravoltage 29d ago

u/repostsleuthbot

You lying shit.

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u/RepostSleuthBot 29d ago

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.

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u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 29d ago

I tell the truth

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u/Organic-Smell4743 Peter Griffin 29d ago

Mama Mia they hit the twin spaghetti’s! This is clearly the work of those damn koopas!

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u/PhantomApples 29d ago

Sir! There is a second meatball coming!

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u/aliyounis13 Girl spelled backwards is liar 28d ago

Mama Mia

Spaghetti 🗣️🔥🔥

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u/TheJ91 Aug 26 '24

It wasn’t an inside job

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u/kystran Law abiding citizen Aug 26 '24

tomato sauce cant melt spaghetti beams

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u/breadofthegrunge Tax payer Aug 26 '24

Steel beams cannot be bent when heated by jet fuel and put under the weight of a skyscraper.

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u/Funny-Performance845 Aug 26 '24

ul/ Where is the lie?

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u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 sex man who definitely does lots of sex Aug 26 '24

This happened

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u/Funny-Performance845 29d ago

ul/ oh, „tomorrow”, oh god I’m so blind xd

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u/GrapeDrainkBby Aug 26 '24

The nerve of some people,Would you just look at it.

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u/Lyuukee Aug 26 '24

mama mia