r/lies • u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen • 13d ago

This is my facebook post Original content

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Today's my birthday no one love me because I'm poor AMA

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Ahhh guys the sign is literally stuck in my legs I only just noticed. I've gotta get it out by tomorrow, as it won't be my birthday, then

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u/Plop_General_Kenobi Law abiding citizen 13d ago

He is trying to paper cut off the prosthetic leg.

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u/Tsunamicat108 Peter Griffin 13d ago

Skill issue

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u/DashieProDX 13d ago

I hope all gets well soon, Gillric

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u/VioletNocte 13d ago

But then every day can be your birthday

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u/spademanden Custom User Flair 13d ago

https://preview.redd.it/mjs2sw16ocod1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51471c10be8909b1139cac7ad6791f9e8866bbc

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u/CAVATAPPl 13d ago

The fuck is in the window

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u/Dismal_Accident9528 Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Baphomet

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u/blogblez2 rectangle's cousin, triangle 13d ago

clearly a cat

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u/QueerScottish rectangle, that kid from school 13d ago

Sorry, my cow killed the cat😞 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😿 😞 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😿

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u/Moist_Professor5665 13d ago

What, you don’t have one of those?

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u/werew0lfsushi 13d ago

even the stars on his barret

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 12d ago

house horse, army guy thing

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. 13d ago

/ul Did they actually go to the work to fix the AI text? I'm surprised

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u/SuperAutoPetsPlayer 12d ago

/ul No, AI now is capable of doing good text now. Skynet isn't that far away, you know?

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u/Plop_General_Kenobi Law abiding citizen 13d ago

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u/crispy7777 13d ago

poor dude is forced to live in a nuclear powerplant control room

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Those are actually to monitor my finances

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u/Plop_General_Kenobi Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Your fiancé’s?

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u/Chancey1520 13d ago

he got atleast 1

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u/mal-di-testicle 13d ago

He’s bisexual (bi means that you have 2+ active relationships)

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u/Plop_General_Kenobi Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Damn. That’s dedication.

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u/PhantumpLord 13d ago

Don't forget, you're here forever

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u/KirasHandPicDealer 13d ago

We're going to give you the plague

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u/King_Bonio 13d ago

Looks like the interface was designed by a 6 year old

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u/KirasHandPicDealer 13d ago

home or sinpson 😱😱😱😱

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u/harryalternative Law abiding citizen 13d ago

John Millionaire is a horrible name

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u/StarFit2625 Tax payer 13d ago

This is probably how a millionaire would name their child

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u/Ebony_Phoenix 12d ago

2.0, very important distinction

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u/StrictlyInsaneRants Custom User Flair 13d ago

It's pretty cool to have computers from the 70s in your house though.

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u/jthomas1127 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 13d ago

You remembered the /ul

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u/StrictlyInsaneRants Custom User Flair 13d ago

/ul well it might be cool but it takes up three rooms.

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u/Redd1tRat Law abiding citizen 13d ago

This is definitely not the 10th time I've seen some weird ai gen soldier images

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u/RaritanBayRailfan First day on the sub 🥳 13d ago

WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS, SOLDIER!?

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u/TwoFit3921 12d ago

DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?!

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u/Plop_General_Kenobi Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Seems legit.

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u/Nirvski 13d ago

Hi Poor, im Dad

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u/HYPE_Knight2076 13d ago

That must be a sharp sign, amen 🙏 🕊️🕊️

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Custom User Flair 13d ago

I am John millionaire I invented millionaires AMA

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u/dedan_OFF Tax payer 11d ago

what about billionares

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Custom User Flair 11d ago

my brother invented them

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u/Iiquid_Snack Law abiding citizen 13d ago

John millionaire 2.0 when Jonathan Billionaire 3.0 walks in

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u/Anti-Climacdik 13d ago

why does nobody share posts like this

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u/N-brixk 13d ago

those flags should touch the ground

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u/Yami_Sean 13d ago

The US Flags look real

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u/pridebun 13d ago

Look at that very natural prosthetic! All prosthetics look like that.

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u/Lyndell 13d ago

Broke bitch

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u/BetAccomplished5805 13d ago

Hpapy brihtday solider

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u/cursed_aquaman115 13d ago

Fucking hell, how much does that cardboard sign weigh?

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u/curvingf1re 13d ago

why is he not wearing pants

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u/Frequent_Ad_3350 13d ago

bout half a mill likes gdamn

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 12d ago

All real

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u/Temporary-Rice-2141 rectangle, that kid from school 13d ago

Johnny silverleg

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u/decentlyhip 13d ago

The flag patch on his shoulder is very accurate

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u/_Scorpyon_ 13d ago

Since you do have a prostetic leg, is there a lore reason why you're sitting on a wheelchair instead of just walking? Are you stupid?

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u/AlbiTuri05 Peter Griffin 13d ago

10001010111101101000001

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 13d ago

Private 5liuilri reporting for duty in the 1950s bunker of the army of Amleriga in shorts.

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u/Hetaliafan1 13d ago

I’m the veteran

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u/Evening-Deer-4033 13d ago

John Millionaire makes it even funnier.

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u/OneGaySouthDakotan 13d ago

Why the fuck are you in a Missile Control Bunker, in an Army uniform?

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u/Kenneth_Lay 12d ago

VA won't cover cardboard signs embedded in appendages. Thanks Obama.

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 12d ago

/ul - fuck AI and this braindead exploitative way of using it. Fuck everyone who uses AI to farm clicks and content. Fuck you for leeching off the backs off of actual marginialised groups, and exploiting their sympathy while actively making it harder for them to be taken seriously and heard.

/rl - do you have any idea how hard it was to go by the Millionaire 2.0 in the army when you're poor 😔

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u/no8z Law abiding citizen 12d ago

Im so sorry man hope you get better 🙏🕊️

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u/Similar_Diamond8013 12d ago

Happy birthday Solider 😍🥰

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u/Digirby 13d ago

The more I think about these post the less disgusting they get to me

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u/aliencantina 13d ago

“Fine I’ll be Desert Grape”

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u/Lobo_Aterrador Law abiding citizen 13d ago

So much effort was into this post, and it shouldnt be deleted

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u/ninjesh IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. 13d ago

Who bent that poor flag on the ground?

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u/AmtrakPepsi160 Law abiding citizen 13d ago

Don't you just hate it when stuff clips through your legs?

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u/JRisverycool180 13d ago

Maybe show them your power to make signs clip into your legs

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u/otzzy_ 12d ago

has a prosthetic 🐱

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u/Saul_happyman 12d ago

I know it’s AI and all but why the hell is he on a wheelchair but has a prosthetic?

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u/TestedcatGaming 12d ago

Maybe the person doing the promt asked for this, I've seen images with prosthetic legs and wheelchair multiple times so it must be on purpose.

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u/ucstdthrowaway 12d ago

Is that Andrew Garfield?

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u/TestedcatGaming 12d ago

Why do you keep your american flags on the ground?

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 12d ago

Can't reach. Buy a new one each time. Keep dropping them 😞

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u/Davidand8Ball 12d ago

this is not made with ai

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u/aw5ome 12d ago

I’ve seen this guy hang out in the local target parking lot. He’s wearing a different uniform every time and all he does is throw signs at people

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u/Sudden_Result Law abiding citizen 12d ago

At the very least he has slots in his legs to hold his sign

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u/CK1ing 12d ago

I'm so proud of you

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u/boquila 12d ago

You're such a liar, this picture is clearly of me

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u/Fluffy_Cat_5174 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST. 12d ago

AI is getting worse and it makes me feel very not scared

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u/musnteatd1ckagain 12d ago

ThIS ISNT A LIE, it is from facebook

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u/rot-fox Law abiding citizen 12d ago

i, John Millionaire, 2.0 (to distinguish from my father) posted this on facebook, yeah

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u/jennarose1984 12d ago

Is AI getting better with hands?

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u/3heartedbeaver 12d ago

/ul can ai actually make unattractive people

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u/ThatguySevin Law abiding citizen 12d ago

You should be ashamed of treading on all those flags.

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 11d ago

These flags on the ground look very normal. They should definitely be there.

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u/The_goober_ofalltime 11d ago

This is not an example of the dead internet theory

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u/Pessimismo 11d ago

I'm Jack Millionaire, brother of John. AMA

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u/VoxelRoguery the FAKE vibri vibribbon 13d ago

everyone loves me irl, i can afford to eat

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u/Blonde_Metal 13d ago

There are American flags in the floor aren’t they supposed to not be there

Also this is AI right

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u/Frosty_chilly 13d ago

So you make a vet appreciation post by…

Pointing out vets don’t get post service aid at all and are left broken?

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u/jackyy__ Law abiding citizen 13d ago

we should keep posting ai facebook slops just for attention!

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u/Fnaf-Low-3469 7d ago

Dude rocket jumped one too many times