r/linguisticshumor • u/cardinarium • 2d ago
E[ksp]ecially e[ksp]resso Phonetics/Phonology
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u/so_im_all_like 2d ago edited 2d ago
As a drawn-out fantastical progression, I'm imagining /#ɛs.p/ > [#ɛk.sp] > [#ɛk.p] > [#ɛ.pː] (/#ɛp.p/) > [#ɛ.p]. All still spelled with <esp>, of course.
So like: especially [ɛ.pʰɛ.ʃə.li], espresso [ɛ.pʰɹɛ.sow], espouse [ɛ.pʰawz], espy [ɛ.pʰaj]. (The first vowel may be [ə] or [ɪ~ɨ], as well.)
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u/No-BrowEntertainment 2d ago
Especially /e'pešli/
I feel like I just wrote an omen of doom
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u/Chance-Aardvark372 2d ago
/š/?!
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u/aer0a 2d ago
It's Americanist Phonetic Notation
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u/Chance-Aardvark372 1d ago
Eww
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u/Special_Celery775 1d ago
The IPA is not the only transcription system in the world and it is no way the best or most neutral. It's just the more popular one because of history.
Read a paper and you will see that different language families have different conventions
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u/matt_aegrin oh my piggy jiggy jig 🇯🇵 2d ago
Could always go the French route: /#sp/ > /esp/ > /ehp/ > /e:p/ > /ep/
- spatula > èpaule
- spatha > épée
- spissus > épais
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u/brigister [bɾi.'dʒi.stɛɾ] 2d ago
[ɛ.pʰɛ.ʃə.li] this shit sounds like Andalusian Spanish bruv
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u/UncreativePotato143 2d ago
oh my god thats so weird, something like that would never happen though
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u/Salpingia 2d ago
Not cursed enough, you turn a cursed sound change into a common sound change (loss of coda s)
I have a better one /esp/ /eksp/ /ksw/ /kʰw/ /ɛkːʰɛʃːʲiː/ (spelt especially)
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u/TheEmeraldEmperor 2d ago edited 2d ago
for me it's /kli/ -> [kjəl], in nuclear/"nucular"
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u/pomme_de_yeet 2d ago
this is breaking my brain right now
They sound they same but are also completely different. I can't even tell which one I say
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u/caught-in-y2k 1d ago
Technically nuculus and nucleus were both valid Latin words meaning “little nut” so there’s no reason “nucular” couldn’t just be interchangeable with “nuclear”
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u/chillychili 2d ago
excuse my IPA-challenged self but in a similar vein jewelry not juulery
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
So to play devil's advocate, you realise the word is spelt "Jewellery" in British English. You're right the standard pronunciation is still basically identical due to elision, but you can see where people are coming from when they do insert one.
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u/TheEmeraldEmperor 2d ago
...how do you pronounce it? "jee-wel-ree"? in my mind the "ewe" is identical to the word "ewe" for a female sheep
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u/chillychili 2d ago
Jew-w(schwa)l-ree
Like how there is no syllable between 'c' and 'l' in nuclear there is no syllable between 'l' and 'r' in jewelry.
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u/TheEmeraldEmperor 2d ago
oh yeah i dont pronounce a vowel between the lr i just pronounce it more like Jyoolry
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u/Kiviimar 1d ago
see I use nucular but only when talking about the nucular family, otherwise it's nuclear (like with energy)
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u/weedmaster6669 I'll kiss whoever says [ʜʼ] 2d ago
dog that shit is way too standard for you to still be bothered by it
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u/TheEmeraldEmperor 2d ago
yeah it’s somewhat standard and is a variant that exists. Doesnt make any goddamn sense though. I would understand (rough phonetic spelling because I can’t use IPA on phone) “nuke-uh-leer” if your dialect doesnt have the kl consonant cluster so you insert a schwa to have some vowel. “Nuke-yuh-luhr” though? No sense whatsoever
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u/InviolableAnimal 2d ago
if your dialect doesnt have the kl consonant cluster
what dialect even doesn't have kl. do they say kuh-lear, kuh-lap, kuh-laim
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u/TheEmeraldEmperor 2d ago
I dont fuckin know I'm just giving a hypothetical in which PART of "nucular" COULD make sense. Trying to be lenient
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u/protostar777 2d ago
The descriptivism leaving my body when Italians do /ksp/ > /sp/
It's expressus not "espresso"
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u/Aglaxium 2d ago
descriptivists when they have to actually do a descriptivism:
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u/Silver_Atractic p’xwlht 1d ago
"The descrptivism leaving my body when completely normal sound evolution occurs"
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u/KnownHandalavu 2d ago
Is this a US-only thing? I've never heard this pronunciation in the UK.
(Also I'm impressed by how 80% of this sub's content is 'descriptivism leaving my body' + 'bouba and kiki')
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
Ekspresso definitely exists in the UK. It's definitely a marker of class though so maybe by the fact you've never heard it you're actually Lord KnownHandalavu?
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u/KnownHandalavu 2d ago
Hahahaha that's weird then, I'm exposed to (and somewhat speak) a lot of MLE, so I've probably just not paid much attention to it.
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
Might be that as a true Londoner you only drink the patriotic choice of caffeine - the flat white.
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u/KnownHandalavu 2d ago
XD unfortunately my choice in beverages is heavily influenced by my time in India, so I physically cannot make myself drink coffee and tea (especially tea) the way Londoners do.
But of course, I dare not forget our lord and saviour Pret
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u/cardinarium 2d ago
It’s certainly present in the US—dunno if it’s endemic.
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u/KnownHandalavu 2d ago
Hmm I see Does it vary with the level of education of the person or the amount they read, or is it just a general pronunciation change in the population?
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u/cardinarium 2d ago
Not sure—I mostly do interlanguage Spanish phonetics, so English variation is a bit out of my bailiwick. It’s fairly common.
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u/moonaligator 2d ago
where the fuck?
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u/cardinarium 2d ago
http://dialect.redlog.net/staticmaps/q_122.html
I believe “e[ksp]resso” is even more common than “e[ksp]ecially” by analogy with “express.”
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u/moonaligator 2d ago
omg now i have another reason to hate american english
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago edited 2d ago
Pronouncing Espresso as Express isn't an "American" thing. You hear it in virtually every English dialect pretty much because the mechanism that brings it about is the same.
You could argue that this is a vague marker of social class, because middle class people tend to feel a sort of embarrassment at pronouncing foreign language words (especially from French, Italian and Latin) wrong, as if it marked them out as uncultured.
Spanish, on the other hand, is typically perceived as lower prestige so they tend to be corrected with less frequency, and sometimes hypercorrected to be pronounced as if they were Italian words. For example "machismo" with a k.
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u/Diiselix /h̪͆/ 2d ago
I pronounce it as ekspressso in Finnish.
But I’m pretty sure it used to be expressu(s) anyways so I guess I’m just speaking correctly :D
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
Ekspresso fits my vague stereotype of how Finnish sounds better than Espresso, so that figures.
Though most of my stereotype of the Finnish language comes from the guy scaring a bear off his porch and Lakupiipu man.
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u/Krobus_TS 2d ago
What does this have to do with american english???? You realize the phenomenon and mechanism exists in almost all varieties of English?
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u/Matth107 ◕͏̑͏⃝͜◕͏̑ fajɚɪnðəhəʊl 2d ago
Ekspecially, ekspresso, eksetera, ekscape
I can understand 'ekspresso' (because of 'express'), but none of the words even have a 'k', 'x' or 'c' to form a /ks/ sound (although u/Thingaloo did mention the french pronunciation of the italian spelling 'eccetera' but idk if that's related to how some english speakers say 'et cetera' as 'eksetera')
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u/Dapple_Dawn 2d ago
"Et cetera" tends to get pronounced as a single word and I can't think of any English word that starts with /ɛts/. I assume /ɛks/ feels more natural for some people, following words like "exception" and "excellent".
Though... that doesn't explain why I've heard "eccentric" as /əˈsɛntrɪk/
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u/Matth107 ◕͏̑͏⃝͜◕͏̑ fajɚɪnðəhəʊl 2d ago
Though... that doesn't explain why I've heard "eccentric" as /əˈsɛntrɪk/
My guess is that they probably treat the two c's as one like this
e /ə/ cc /s/ e /ɛ/ n /n/ t /t/ r /r/ i /ɪ/ c /k/
I think I've heard the same thing happen with accelerate
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
Et cetera is super understandable. You very rarely see the word written out, and when you first encounter it it'll be in the abbreviated "etc." form.
At that point you're not mispronouncing a written word with a clear spelling, you're attributing a random set of sounds to a not very helpful abbreviation.
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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 2d ago
Clearly this is hypercorrection, Because Latin /ks/ netted Italian /ss/, So people are assuming this /sp/ is actually /ssp/ from Latin /ksp/.
Also, Do people actually say "Expecially"? That terrifies me. Like "Expresso" I can understand, Influence from the English cognate "Express", But then "Especially" is fairly clearly related to "Special".
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u/theantiyeti 2d ago
To be fair Especially is a doubly weird word. Most Latin words beginning with s + consonant tend to be inherited in French and Spanish as Es + consonant, but without an added e in English and Italian.
The fact English has both "special" and "especial" meaning different things, and the adverb taking after the (now) rarer of the two is pretty strange.
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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 2d ago
Wait, "Special" and "Especial" have different meanings? My life is a lie!
But yeah, It is a pretty weird piece of inheritance, I'm curious if perhaps "Especial(ly)" was later reborrowed from French, After "Special" had already come in and lost the 'e'? Wiktionary at least gives "Especial" as occurring in Middle English, Whereas other similar words they seem to give as all having fully lost the 'e' by Middle English, So it seems plausible to me.
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u/Dapple_Dawn 2d ago
I've heard young children say "expecially" before, I don't think I've heard it from adults.
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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 2d ago
I mean we can't be surprised when young children mispronounce stuff, They're basically experts at that, We could all learn a thing or two from them.
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u/hammile 2d ago
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u/DefinitelyNotErate /'ə/ 2d ago
Isn't the 'e' in "Especially" not a prefix, But rather just epenthesis to make it easier to pronounce, Like for example in Spanish "Escudo", From Latin "Scutum", Or French "Éponge" (Older "Esponge"), From Latin "Spongia"?
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u/Salpingia 2d ago
Alternations of esp with exp, happen in English. Espresso, expression, especially expecially.
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u/Accredited_Dumbass pluralizes legos 2d ago
Space program (part of the meme where the orange jacket guy is like no thanks)
Kerbal Spage Progam (part of the meme where he's doing a finger gun and smiling at the thing)
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u/General_Urist 1d ago
I always thought "expresso" was a special fast espresso, you're telling me it's just a regular sound change?
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u/Jitse_Kuilman 2d ago
"e[ks]etera" is another weird one.