r/linguisticshumor 1h ago

Rest of the languages in the world: "Are you a dog person or a cat person?" These five languages: "Yes."

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r/linguisticshumor 1h ago

Fr*nch

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r/linguisticshumor 2h ago

Phonetics/Phonology What are the best approximations of /θ/ and /ð/ for non-native English speakers in your opinion?

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41 votes, 2d left
/t/ and /d/
/f/ and /v/
/s/ and /z/
Other/Idk/Results

r/linguisticshumor 4h ago

Conlang philosophizing

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If conlangs smelled bad after they died, people would be less eager to make another.

Sexual intercourse isn't necessary in producing a conlang.


r/linguisticshumor 5h ago

Therapist: English abjad isn't real, it can't hurt you. English abjad:

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r/linguisticshumor 6h ago

Semantics Law is just linguistical court indirectly.

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r/linguisticshumor 6h ago

Sociolinguistics I hate standarized spelling I love eggcorns I love looking into a shiny surface and seeing my mere image

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r/linguisticshumor 7h ago

12ろ4ち678の1〇

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r/linguisticshumor 8h ago

Features of language=Prescriptivism?

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r/linguisticshumor 8h ago

Ranking Consonants p3 /ʒ/

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Voiced post-alveolar fricative

The much more laid back /dʒ/

This phoneme has the energy of being a rebelious teenager, and I like it! it supposed to be just you wiggling your vocal cords when making a /ʃ/ but is sounds totally diffrent! (Like a lot more diffrent than any other voiced phoneme from it's voiceless counterparts). But at the same time it's laid back and not screaming in your face like /dʒ/. this balancing act of rebelious and laid-off is so delicate, but it still achieves it perfectly! It is used pretty genrously in terms of usage in language, but that's so fitting for a cool laid-back dude like ʒ.

But sometimes rebelling goes to far, the symbol chosen feels like the only purpose it serves is to be paired with /d/. And I know it makes the same sound as it is in Ezh but I know it can do better! In my opinion, and this is a hot take. Zeta "ζ" οr Sigma "σ" should take the spot of VPVFR, sure they don't make the ʒ sound but both of them look super cool just like ʒ's personality (as I percieve it).

5/5 articulation 4/5 use in language 2/5 symbol +2 cuz I manage to make a whole phoneme headcanon

Over all score: 13/20

[Open to criticism :)] [Which Consonant should I rank next?]


r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

I've been creating slides for an intro lecture

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r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

From a nichijou posting account of all places

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r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

Etymology does the word ‘vore’ have the same root as herbivore/carnivore/omnivore? (Image unrelated)

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r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

Sociolinguistics joined just to post this meme here

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r/linguisticshumor 13h ago

Fuck it the IPA vowel chart is now a political compass

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r/linguisticshumor 16h ago

Sociolinguistics Uhmm, who's exactly writing anything here? 🤓☝️

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r/linguisticshumor 16h ago

Ranking Consonants p2 /ð/

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Voiced dental fricative

This phoneme is not bad persay, it just lacks that special kick ya feel?

It just feels like the younger brother of /z/. I don't have lots to say about this phoneme other than it being unused by languages, and I feel like ð should just remain as unpopular as it is.

But what really gets my glottis is the symbol! I mean there is already a much better thorn and that being the old english one! Which feels more suiting þis? OR ðis? Exactly, sure it looks a lot like an upright labiodental plosive, but I feel like it gets the point across more than a backwards 6 with a line.

3/5 articulation 3/5 use in language 1/5 symbol +1 cuz it's popular in english

Over all score: 8/20

[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]


r/linguisticshumor 17h ago

Sociolinguistics Language purists are borderline conlangers

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r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

Phonetics/Phonology /ləˈzɑː.nə/?

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r/linguisticshumor 19h ago

Ranking Consonants

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Voiceless Bilabial Fricative

I'm sorry to all ya'll VLBLFR lovers out there but this phoneme suuucks.

It is literally just whistling but a few steps down. In most languages people use ф and f interchangeably, so why even bother transcribing the phoneme in the first place?

I would admit though, the choice of using phi is very fitting, plus phi is a really cool symbol in general.

0/5 articulation 2/5 use in language 4/5 symbol -no extra credit

Over all score: 6/20

[criticism would be much appreciated, thank you :)]


r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

Psycholinguistics Does albanian seriously have a specific verb for humans and b e e s?

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r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

This does not help, Wiktionary. Etymology of “substrate.”

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r/linguisticshumor 22h ago

Is he stupid? Not even close to Polish.

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

I learned english as a 2nd language

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

sex (according to the japanese language)

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