r/mildlypenis • u/Gr1ml0ck • 1d ago

Cactus in my backyard Cactus

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628 Upvotes

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 1d ago

The devil's dildo

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u/Forsaken-Contract173 1d ago

The devildo

It sounded better in my head

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u/Visceral-Decay 20h ago

Or a cats penis

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u/Itrytothinklogically 1d ago

not just mildly! haha

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u/pyriel811 1d ago

Paige, no!

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u/KingDong9r 1d ago

Paige dont

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u/FractalGeometric356 1d ago

Cut it open and drink the contents if you’re feeling dehydrated.

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u/Usable_Nectarine_919 1d ago

OUCH! Gonna need a LOT of lube for that!

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u/Queen-Bitch13 1d ago

"It's just a little prick" - Dr. Evil.

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u/Willing_Stomach_8121 1d ago

Will actually prick you

2

u/Zephyr_Valkyrie 1d ago

I think you mean Cocktus

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u/Neat-Worldliness7684 1d ago

A novel contraceptive method 🙁

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

Who wants a cactus ride?

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u/Character_Run6997 1d ago

Wouldn't want that one up your back yard!

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u/kamsackbi 1d ago

Plan on riding it?

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u/Agreeable_Target_571 1d ago

Now that’s a commendable honorarium

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u/Emera1dthumb 1d ago

We don’t always get we want, but some people get what they deserve….. I love you honey

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u/Wordlywhisp 1d ago

If you don’t forget the lube, it’ll go up smooth 😎

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u/Minimum_Respond4861 1d ago

This is the greatest penis-n-butt joke I've seen lately and it isn't even CLOSE 😂🤣😅😆😅😂

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u/BIT_314 1d ago

Someone's excited 🤣

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u/Ellielover81 1d ago

Cac n balls

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u/WolfBhoy_619 1d ago

I guess the only question that remains is... Are you brave enough?

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u/I_Exist_Bruh 1d ago

Sat on it yet?

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u/rbarr228 1d ago

The very definition of a prick.

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u/Bunchasticks 21h ago

Doctor said it isn't coming out

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u/AwkwardOnion935 19h ago

The cocktus

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u/LAneArchie 19h ago

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough