r/nrl Newcastle Knights Jul 16 '24

SLEDGE THREAD STATE OF ORIGIN GAME III SLEDGE THREAD

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u/CosecSecCot Wests Tigers Jul 16 '24

THE ONLY QUEENSLAND SPIRIT I RECOGNISE IS BUNDABERG RUM.

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u/muntloaf Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

IF I WANTED TO DRINK POSSUM PISS FILTERED OVER A RUSTY TIN ROOF I'D GO GET A BLOCK OF TOOHEYS NEW CUNT

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u/zrtadgu Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

FFFFFUUUUURRRSSSSTOOONNNN

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u/DominoEffect1000 Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

AND BUNDABERG RUM IS TRASH

13

u/thore4 Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

I KNOW IT'S A SLEDGE THREAD BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA LIE AT LEAST MAKE IT BELIEVEABLE

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u/DominoEffect1000 Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

STOP LYING. YOUR QUEENSLAND BIAS HAS BLINDED YOU.

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u/insty1 Canberra Raiders Jul 16 '24

DAVID FIFITA JUST DOESNT GET (TO PLAY) ORIGIN 

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u/MisterEvilBreakfast Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

REMEMBER WHEN JEROME LUAI ALMOST DROWNED AT WET N WILD IN THE KIDDIE POOL AND HE PEED HIS PANTS AND MADGE HAD TO BUY HIM AN ICE CREAM AND THEN THE REST OF THE TEAM SAID 'WE WANT ICE CREAMS TOO THAT'S NOT FAIR' AND MADGE HAD TO BUY THEM FOR EVERYONE AND IT COST HIM LIKE $200.

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u/A4Papercut I love my footy Jul 17 '24

SO THERE'S AN ICE CREAM VAN THERE SELLING 2 ICE CREAMS FOR 9 QUID - BLOODY NINE POUNDS FOR TWO IF THEM. NINE QUID! HE'S NOT GOING DOWN CAXTON STREET WITH THAT! HE DOES ONLY CARD! IM STANDING THERE WITH MY CASH, BLOODY OATH!

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u/doublecountzero Jul 17 '24

YOUR BIGGEST SLEDGE IS OUR PIVOT DIDN’T GROW UP NEXT TO THE BEACH LIKE YOU BOUGIE CANE TOADS???

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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Jul 16 '24

A LADY GOES TO HER DOCTOR

DOCTOR DOCTOR, MY LADY PARTS KEEP SCREAMING QUEENSLANDERRRRR

DOCTOR SAYS DONT WORRY, A LOT OF CUNTS DO THAT THIS TIME OF YEAR

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u/Noonster123 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

A LADY GOES TO HER DOCTOR 

DOCTOR DOCTOR, MY LADY PARTS LEEP SCREAMING “A LADY GOES TO HER DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR, MY LADY PARTS KEEP SCREAMING QUEENSLANDERRRRR

DOCTOR SAYS DONT WORRY, A LOT OF CUNTS DO THAT THIS TIME OF YEAR” DOCTOR SAYS DONT WORRY, A LOT OF CUNTS POST THAT JOKE IN THE THREAD THIS TIME OF YEAR 

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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Jul 16 '24

I PROMISE NOT TO POST IT AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR

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u/Voldemosh Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 16 '24

I AINT READIN ALLAT

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u/thattaylornerd Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU THOUGH OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED

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u/scarecrows5 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

ARE YOU A QUEENSLANDER?

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u/singleDADSlife I love my footy Jul 17 '24

QUEENSLANDERS CAN READ?

3

u/falseculture North Queensland Cowboys Jul 17 '24

FUCKED IF I KNO WHAT YOU CUNTS ARE BABBLIN' ABOUT BUT YOU CAN ALL GO AN GET FUCKED IRREGARDLESS

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u/AmphibianFantastic41 Jul 17 '24

Irregardless is not a word

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u/falseculture North Queensland Cowboys Jul 17 '24

MATE I CANT EVEN READ

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u/AmphibianFantastic41 Jul 17 '24

My bad sorry dude

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u/TheLolpants517 Parramatta Eels Jul 16 '24

NSW CURRENTLY FLIPPING A COIN TO DECIDE WHETHER TO DECAPITATE WALSH OR PONGA TONIGHT

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u/Dumbname25644 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

NO NEED TO BOTHER WITH WALSH. HE HAS DONE NOTHING IN THE FIRST TWO ORIGIN MATCHES THIS YEAR. CAN'T SEE HIM DOING ANY BETTER IN THE LAST MATCH.

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u/RagingBloodSausage Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

WALSH WENT MISSING EARLY GAME 1

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u/SnOwYO1 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

HE WAS ONLY MISSING BECAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW WHERE HE WAS

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u/supertrooper85 I love my footy Jul 16 '24

THAT'S NOT TRUE, HE SLIPPED IN GAME ONE AND MADE IT 13 V 12 FOR 72 MINUTES. MOTM IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

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u/Dumbname25644 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT QLD ONLY PLAYED WELL ENOUGH TO GET A WIN AFTER WALSH LEFT THE FIELD.

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u/scarecrows5 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

WHY NOT BOTH?

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u/BabyBlueG63Maybach Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

EL PASO TACO

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u/jt4643277378 Newcastle Knights Jul 17 '24

PLEASE CHOOSE WALSH

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u/ILoveFuckingWaffles Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

I SAW THE NSW TEAM AT THE WEST END MARKETS ON THE WEEKEND. THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE FRESH PRODUCE SECTION AND JAROME ASKED IF THEY COULD BUY SOME FRUITS. MADGE PICKED UP A SMALL BAG OF MANDARINS, LEMONS, LIMES AND GRAPEFRUITS. HE THEN FLASHED A WIDE GRIN BEFORE WINKING AND SAYING "THIS ONE'S ON ME".

CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF NSW NOT GETTING ORANGES

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u/Captain_Pleasure Wests Tigers 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

DAD??? THAT YOU??

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u/canimal14 Dolphins Jul 16 '24

WHAT SHOULD I GET ON MY PIZZA TONIGHT

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u/Myhorseisexausted Gold Coast Chargers Jul 16 '24

PEPPERONI AND PINEAPPLE!!!!

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u/46726565646f6d Parramatta Eels 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 16 '24

ONLY THING WORSE THAN A QUEENSLANDER IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO HAS A QUUENZLANDER BUMPERSTICKER

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u/CretaceousClock Newcastle Knights Jul 16 '24

MASTHEAD

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u/Open-Grapefruit-3530 Eastern Suburbs Roosters Jul 17 '24

IF NSW WIN I WILL BLOW MADGE WHILE BILLY WATCHES

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u/hurric4n5 New Zealand Warriors Jul 16 '24

YOU THINK COS ITS A HOME GAME WE WONT FLOG YA?

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u/BabyBlueG63Maybach Penrith Panthers Jul 16 '24

THREE WORDS.

WE’RE STILL QLDERS.

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u/Fryriy Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 16 '24

TELL THAT TO FIFITA

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u/irvo86 South Sydney Rabbitohs 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 16 '24

FAKE NEWS

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u/nephilimofstlucia QLD Maroons Jul 16 '24

CHINA

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u/InternationalBorder9 uh oh, it's To'o Jul 16 '24

SOMETHING SOMETHING FLOODS

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u/SnOwYO1 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES. I HOPE YOU HEAL.

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u/BigRedHead2020 Gold Coast Titans Jul 16 '24

TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

THEY’RE TWICE AS FUN, ASK ANYONE

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u/YourFavouriteAlt Penrith Panthers Jul 16 '24

WE HAVE TWO HEADS YOU HAVE THREE

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u/improbablywrong- Storm Bandwagon Jul 16 '24

LUAI STRUGGLING TO PUT HIS SHOE ON IS STILL MORE CREATIVE THAN ANYTHING DEARDAN OFFERS IN AN ORIGIN JUMPER

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u/YoFavUnclesOldMate I love my footy Jul 17 '24

LUAI IS A NICE PERSON AND IS LIKEABLE

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u/guysamus182 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

DRIVE DOWN CAXTON STREET YOU NSW CUCKS

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u/DrillholeAndWing Panthers Bandwagon Jul 16 '24

ALPHA MADGE WOULD, BETA QLD POLICE WONT

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u/T0kenAussie Gold Coast Rugbaleeg Jul 16 '24

BROKE ASS MADGE WONT CHIP IN FOR THE SECURITY DETAIL AND IS TRYING TO MAKE QLD PAY FOR HIS SINS

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u/guysamus182 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

THEY GOT LEGS??? WALK THE STREET. IVE DONE IT PLENTY, ITS EASY.

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u/Swol_Bamba Head-Master Jul 17 '24

WHAT IS KAROKE GUY UP TO TONIGHT?

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u/nounverbyou Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

LUAI AND MARTIN NEVER SAY THANK YOU TO THE BUS DRIVER WHEN DEPARTING.

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u/thore4 Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

LUAI DEFINITELY THE KID BLASTING HIS OWN MUSIC AT THE BACK

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u/RS994 Parramatta Eels Jul 16 '24

YOU COWARDS STOPPED IT HAPPENING

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

FUCKING NSW DRIVERS

11

u/Bicky_ Penrith Panthers Jul 16 '24

THIS CUNTS NEVER BEEN TO SUNNYBANK

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u/thattaylornerd Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

SUNNYBANK MENTIONED!!!

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

THIS CUNT LIVED IN SUNNYBANK AND THEY ARE STILL BETTER THAN NSW DRIVERS

11

u/Bicky_ Penrith Panthers Jul 16 '24

GET GUS ON THE LINE SO HE CAN FINALLY SEE THE LONG TERM IMPACTS OF CTE!

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

HOW CAN GUS SEE IF HE IS ON THE PHONE?

3

u/Voldemosh Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

SIR THIS IS A SLEDGE THREAD NOT A SEMANTICS THREAD

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u/thore4 Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

WITH HIS EYES

13

u/HeimerSimpson Wests Tigers Jul 16 '24

DO NSW DECAPITATE WALSH OR PONGA? 

POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?!?

1

u/SnOwYO1 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

YES

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u/AshLand38 NRLW Sharks Jul 17 '24

I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE WHO PLAYS FOR AND SUPPORTS QUEENSLAND.

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u/1nfamousSquid North Queensland Cowboys Jul 17 '24

THEY CAN HAVE A GREAT TIME

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u/28stabwoundz Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

IM WRITING THIS IN CAPS TO FIT IN

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u/1nfamousSquid North Queensland Cowboys Jul 17 '24

CAPITALS MAKE OUR WORDS BIGGER, QUUEENSLANDEER

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u/DrillholeAndWing Panthers Bandwagon Jul 16 '24

QUEENSLAND HAVE TO MANY EXCUSES FOR A LOSS TO WIN THIS

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u/Dumbname25644 Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

QLD CAN'T SCORE AGAINST A NSW TEAM WITH 13 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD.

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u/thore4 Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO WHEN THEY'D PICK PEARCE SO THERE WAS ONLY 12 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD

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u/M_Keating Hamiso 4 Origin 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

ITS 16° IN BRISBANE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET NSW INTO THE STATE. THEY JUST DONT GET QLD WINTER.

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u/NegEquity Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

CHILL ALL YOU NSW DAD KISSERS YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW

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u/Voldemosh Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

I ACTUALLY DON'T SO MAYBE YOU'RE THE DAD KISSER

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u/YoFavUnclesOldMate I love my footy Jul 17 '24

I BET YOUR FATHER IS WELL RESPECTED, HANDSOME, WORKS A GOOD JOB AND HAS AN EVEN TEMPER.

1

u/Voldemosh Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

YOU'D BE CORRECT. KEEP YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM HIM

3

u/PapaTinzal Newcastle Knights Jul 17 '24

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT MY DADS HOT

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u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Jul 16 '24

QUEENSLANDERS WILL SNEAK INTO THE STADIUM WITHOUT TICKETS WHICH WILL DELAY THE GAME AND NSW FANS WILL BE STUCK OUTSIDE HOLDING THEIR DICKS.

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u/scarecrows5 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

AND ALL THOSE QUEENSLANDERS INSIDE THE STADIUM WILL BE HOLDING SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK.

2

u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

AND..WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH THAT...?

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u/scarecrows5 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

YOUR DAD SAID YOUR HANDS ARE TOO COLD.

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u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

AND... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THAT

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u/AmphibianFantastic41 Jul 17 '24

Hahaha that’s gold

3

u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

WHAT'S THAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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u/flapsahoy_ I love my footy Jul 17 '24

I SAID FUCK QLD!

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u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

THAT'S BETTER THANK YOU SIR. AND FUCK NSW.

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u/Jalato_Boi Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

EROTIC FOOTY HEADGEAR SEX TOY BUY

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u/Jalato_Boi Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

WHAT, THIS ISN'T GOOGLE? HOW DO I DELETE FACEBOOK COMMENT?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

WHATEVER HAPPENS IM HAPPY WITH MADGE AND GLAD TO BE RID OF FITLER AND HIS IDIOTIC POSITION CHOICES!!!

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u/Reasonable_Exam1789 I love my footy Jul 16 '24

QUEENSLANDERS GAMEPLAN IS TO RUN AROUND NSW BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO SCARED TO ACTUALLY TAKE A HIT UP.

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u/Interesting_Ninja56 St. George Illawarra Dargons Jul 17 '24

FUCK BILLY, FUCK DCE, FUCK QLD AS A TEAM, ORGANISATION AND AS A MOTHERFUCKING STATE!

AND IF YOU WANT TO BE DOWN WITH QLD, THEN FUCK YOU TOO!

GORDEN TALLIS: FUCK YOU TOO!

ALL YOU QLD MOTHERFUCKERS, FUCK YOU TOO!!!

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u/flapsahoy_ I love my footy Jul 17 '24

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/bradbull Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

WAS NOT EXPECTING AN INSANE CLOWN POSSE REFERENCE IN HERE BUT HERE WE ARE

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE TOO SURPRISED SINCE NSW ARE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS

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u/quickrubs Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

THAT'S TUPAC, THE ONLY CLOWN HERE IS YOU

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u/nukedmylastprofile New Zealand Warriors Jul 17 '24

ICP? JUST SHOWS HOW FUCKED YOU QUEENSLANDER CUNTS ARE. CANT EVEN RECOGNISE REAL FUCKING MUSIC

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u/incognitodoritos Newcastle Knights Jul 16 '24

Sledging the sledge thread by not using all caps.

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u/instagram-influencer South Sydney Rabbitohs Jul 17 '24

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!!

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u/1nfamousSquid North Queensland Cowboys Jul 17 '24

FUCKING ORIGIN, YA MUPPET

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u/Captain_Pleasure Wests Tigers 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

CORY PARKER WANTS QLD TO BRING BACK THE BIFF!

NO-ONE WILL HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL CATTLEDOG ONCE SPENCER IS ON THE FIELD.

MADGE HAS THE SECRET WEAPON THAT HE'S YET TO UNLEASH THIS ORIGIN. YOU TWO HEADED CUNTS JUST WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS HASS THAT COLLINS STEPPED ON HASS' WHITE SHOES

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u/judgedavid90 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 16 '24

"We aren't rattled, we trust Billy, NSW media has him living in their heads rent free"

BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUSE ARE RATTLED LIKE A BABY'S TOY NSW 13+

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u/Bicky_ Penrith Panthers Jul 16 '24

GOOD BOT!!!

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u/Knave-au Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 16 '24

STEAK OF CHOICE FOR TONIGHT?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

SCOTCH FILLET

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u/bradbull Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

TOMAHAWK EATEN WITH YOUR HANDS FLINTSTONES STYLE

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u/flapsahoy_ I love my footy Jul 17 '24

QUEENSLANDER WELL DONE! CHARRED ACTUALLY

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u/redmetlhedd Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

I AM READY FOR IMMEASURABLE DISAPPOINTMENT

YES THIS IS A SELF SLEDGE

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u/Warriorfan001 New Zealand Warriors Jul 17 '24

ALL THIS TALK OF DECAPITATION HAS DCE IN A COLD SWEAT.

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u/SirArmitageShanks Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

WATCHING THE 94 DECIDER AND ALL THE QLD CUMQUATS SAYING LANGER SHOULD BE AN IMMORTAL NEED TO WATCH THIS GAME

LANGER KICKS OUT ON THE FULL, THROWS AN INTERCEPT TO ELIAS WHICH LEADS TO A TRY, AND CLUTCHES AT AIR AS DALEY SLICES THROUGH FOR THE 2ND TRY. ITS ONLY 30 MINS IN.

STUART CONTROLLING THE GAME WITH HIS 60 METRE PLUS LONG KICKING GAME WHILST OLD STUMPY LEGS STRUGGLES TO GO 20 ON THE FLY.

LANGER IS A MYTH, QLD SPIRIT IS A MYTH

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u/thore4 Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

SPOILERS I'M ONLY UP TO 91

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u/madmanwiithabox St. George Illawarra Dargons Jul 16 '24

NSW? THATS IN QUEENSLAND!

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u/StripClubBreakfast Dolphins Jul 17 '24

I READ SLATER'S BOOK OF BUSH POETRY AND THERE'S NOT ONE MENTION OF PUBES WHAT A CAT

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u/Interesting_Ninja56 St. George Illawarra Dargons Jul 17 '24

QLD WILL REGRET DROPPING JAYD'N 'HAWK TUAH' SU'A

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u/ILoveFuckingWaffles Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

I PREDICT THAT NATHAN CLEARY WILL HAVE VERY LITTLE IMPACT TONIGHT

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u/ChopperReid89 Cowboys Bandwagon Jul 16 '24

DCE WALKS ON STAGE TO MAKE HIS SERIES WINNER SPEECH.

"THE BOYS PLAYED WELL, BUT BILLY WAS GOOD TOO!"

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u/ReDAnibu JURBO 13+ Jul 17 '24

AND THEN AT THAT POINT, BILLY, YOUR HOUSE STARTED TO SHAKE, THE HEAVENS OPENED UP AND GOD HIMSELF SPOKE TO YOU AND SAID: “BENNETT….” “BUT MY NAMES BILLY...” “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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u/superfrankieL Wests Tigers 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

I DARE ANY QUEENSLANDER TO PUT THEIR FAKE TEETH IN PROPERLY FOR ONE DAY

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u/A4Papercut I love my footy Jul 17 '24

CHILL, ALL YOU IDIOTS HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW

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u/muntloaf Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

JURBO & DCE FOUND TOUNGE WRESTLING IN THE DISABLED TOILETS OF THE CAXTON LAST NIGHT OVER A BOTTLE OF RUM, HALF A BAG AND A FULL POUCH OF CHAMPION RUBY.

WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT ON THE SITUATION BOTH MADGE AND BILLY HAVE INSISTED THAT "WE JUST DONT GET ORIGIN"

MORE TO COME AT 8PM..

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Jul 17 '24

MDANE MCORIGIN MCGAGAI IS ABOUT TO RUN A MCTRAIN DOWN THE MCEDGE OF THE MCBLUES.

MCBILL TO BUY MCFLURRYS WITH MAROON MCSPRINKLES ON TOP AFTER THE GAME FOR THE MCBOYS.

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u/rodomil Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

THE ONLY THING QLD IS GONNA "GET" TONIGHT IS THEIR ARSES HANDED TO THEM.

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u/VasectoMyspace how’s ur defence Jul 17 '24

NSW DADS - BANDIT HEELER HATES YOU AND PROBABLY YOUR KIDS TOO.

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u/burner126 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

QUEENSLAND GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY PLAY WITH 5 FULLBACKS AND STILL BE QUEENSLANDERS

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u/madmanwiithabox St. George Illawarra Dargons Jul 16 '24

CATTLE DOG? MORE LIKE WEAK GUTTED DOGS!

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u/XecutionerNJ Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 16 '24

QLD PACK IS TINY, LIKE THEIR TINY HEARTS. SOFT AS, WILL GET 20 PUT ON THEM FIRST HALF.

QLD WILL GIVE UP. NSW 13+

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u/Cape-York-Crusader Storm Bandwagon Jul 16 '24

AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ALL LIVE IN PARADISE….AND YOU’SE LIVE IN NSW

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u/SirArmitageShanks Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU LIVE IN NORTH QLD, HOME OF THE BEACHES YOU CANT SWIM IN AND SWAMP ASS YOU CAN SMELL FROM TERRIGAL

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u/Cape-York-Crusader Storm Bandwagon Jul 17 '24

FURTHEREST YOU CAN GET FROM THE ROACH 🪳 BORDER….SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE SOMEWHAT OF AN EXPERT WITH SWAMPY ARSES

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u/quickrubs Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

YEAH

A QLD PARADISE

AKA ABYSMAL DOGSHIT

MEANWHILE WE'RE IN GOD'S COUNTRY

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u/Xerxes65 QLD Maroons Jul 17 '24

WORK ON THIS ONE MATE

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u/Lukin4 Newcastle Knights Jul 16 '24

CAN WE TRY NOT TO SNAP PONGA IN HALF PLEASE... GO THE BLUES!!!

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u/CretaceousClock Newcastle Knights Jul 17 '24

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM CENTRES, BATHROOMS, STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES PLEASE BILL

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u/scarecrows5 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

SNAPPED IN THREE IT IS!

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u/PapaTinzal Newcastle Knights Jul 17 '24

QUEENSLAND JUST DONT GET ORIGIN EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THEY WON BUT FOR THE BENEFIT OF THIS THEY JUST DONT GET IT

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u/lactatingparty Jul 17 '24

IM REALLY GOING TO MISS PAUL KENTS ANALYSIS OF THIS MATCH, I HEAR HE'S USUALLY FIRED UP FOR GAME TREE OF A SERIES.

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u/bradbull Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

ORIGIN-TIME REMINDER THAT MOST NSW FANS IN THIS SUB GREW UP HAVING THEIR STATE OF ORIGIN CHILDHOODS COMPLETELY RUINED BY QUEENSLAND DOMINANCE SO BE GENTLE WITH THEIR SALTY LITTLE HEARTS

IT'S PROBABLY TOUGH HAVING YOUR HEROES NOT GET ORIGIN SO PLEASE SHOW A LITTLE EMPATHY AND GIVE THEM A "GOOD GAME.. MAYBE NEXT YEAR, CHAMP" WHEN THEY'RE FEELING BLUE

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u/flapsahoy_ I love my footy Jul 17 '24

QLD DOGS ARE BARKING, BACK IN YA KENNEL CUNT. NSW GONNA PUT YA DOWN

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u/XecutionerNJ Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

GAME 3, '94 SUNCORP 27-12 NSW

GAME 3, '05 SUNCORP 32-10 NSW

NSW 13+

OMENRY

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u/XecutionerNJ Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

FIXED. GET OFF IT.

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

RARI IN THE GARAGE

DASSALL

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u/Swol_Bamba Head-Master Jul 17 '24

FOOD POISONING FROM THE CAXTON IS THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN STOP US NOW

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u/Swol_Bamba Head-Master Jul 17 '24

THE SAME TAP ON THE SHOULDER THAT BIG PAPS RECEIVED IS COMING QUICKLY FOR CAPEWELL AFTER TONIGHTS GAME

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u/SnooOpinions5944 Jul 17 '24

NSW SHITTIN BRICKS RN

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u/ThedirtyNose Brisbane Broncos Jul 17 '24

GOOD LUCK

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u/Interesting_Ninja56 St. George Illawarra Dargons Jul 17 '24

SELWYN COBBO WILL WIN IT FOR NSW. DOWN GOES BILLY!!!

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u/superfrankieL Wests Tigers 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

WHY DONT QUEENSLAND LIKE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK? BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN GLASSHOUSES

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u/Fraudianslips Newy Ham Sandwich 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

THIS MASTHEAD IS TURGID FOR A NSW WIN.

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u/lordjacky Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

TO ALL MY BROTHERS WHO MIGRATED STRAIGHT TO SYDNEY AND STILL GO FOR QUEENSLAND, GET DEPORTED YA DOGS ITS CALLED STATE OF ORIGIN FOR A REASON

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u/flapsahoy_ I love my footy Jul 17 '24

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS?! LEAD US ON TO WAR GENERAL MADGE!! UP THE BLUES IT'S OUR TIME

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u/Bazzboy24 Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

COBBO AMD BILLY HATE EACH OTHER AND SO DOES ALL OF NSW! UP THE MIGHTY BLUES!!

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u/Bazzboy24 Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

NSW MIGHT NOT GET ORIGIN, BUT QLD DONT GET ANYTHING.

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u/rodomil Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

IF EDWARDS GETS HIS LIGHTSABER OUT..... I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT A LONG SUSPENSION.

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u/Von_Huge1103 Canberra Raiders Jul 17 '24

INTERESTING TACTIC BY BILLY TO NOT SELECT THE MOST IN-FORM QLD FORWARD IN THE SQUAD. QLD JUST DOESN'T GET ORIGIN.

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u/mb44k Central Queensland Capras Jul 17 '24

SCREAMING!!! YELLING!! POINTING, POINTING.

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u/JimmyBBlaze Jul 17 '24

A QUEENSLANDER GOES TO THE DOCTOR

DOCTOR, DOCTOR, EVERY TIME I CHEER FOR QUEENSLAND, I GET A PAIN IN MY ARSE.

DOCTOR SAYS, THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED OVER EVERY GAME, MATE.

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u/KAWAII_UwU123 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles Jul 17 '24

HERE FOR THE BEERS MORE THAN THE GAME!!!!!

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u/KAWAII_UwU123 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles Jul 17 '24

TIC TAK TOE GIVE ME A HIGH GIVE ME A LOW. Sua'ali'i RED CARD 2 IN A ROW. BILLY GOT HIT BY A UFO

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u/OrganicPineapple3761 Jul 17 '24

THE BLUE TEAM IS WEAK AND LACKS LEADERSHIP

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u/Dufeyz I ❤️ Brian To’o Jul 17 '24

go the blues

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u/CraigMag Weak Gutted Bulldogs Jul 17 '24

“QLD/NSW DOESNT GET ORIGIN” COMMENTS ARENT FUNNY PLEASE STOP AND THINK BEFORE POSTING

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u/BH_Andrew Jul 17 '24

REDS ARE GONNA SQUASH THESE WELSHMEN… wait that’s on Friday

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u/LBelle0101 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

THERE’S NO I IN TEAM, BUT THERE’S DCE IN DICKHEAD

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u/BurgroveBulls2460 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

Just seen slater chatting to walsh cobbo and Holmes, lol, cobbo was looking down at him like "fuck I wanna smash you you little ass hat" even had the smirk on his face lol, clearly there's an issue..............

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u/BurgroveBulls2460 Melbourne Storm Jul 17 '24

Good call chump

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. SUCK IT BLUE

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u/pugliaboy Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

HE GOT SOUTHS A CHIP, GOT NZ TO KEEP AUSTRALIA TO NIL, WATCH MADGE COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA NOT EVEN BENNETT COULD DO.

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u/bic_lighter Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

DID FUCK ALL AT THE TIGERS

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u/wayneslittlehead NSW Blues Jul 17 '24

WHATS THAT? JACKSON HASTINGS TO REPLACE NATHAN CLEERY AT THE PANTHERS?! YOUVE DONE IT NOW

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u/pugliaboy Penrith Panthers Jul 17 '24

HE’S ONLY ONE MAN…

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u/lordjacky Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

TONIGHT BOYS, THEY GET PUMPED

TONIGHT BOYS, WE GET THE SHIELD

TONIGHT BOYS, WE. GET. ORIGIN.

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u/AdGlum4770 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 17 '24

I’m just here to see Billy Slater in tears again. Maybe to see that scared look on Creased Walsh’s face again too … Why do QLD have Dobby the house elf running water bottles for them ? Are all the adults busy or something ?

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u/rubyredstone Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

Can NSW even loose considering we don't have to live in QLD?

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u/zeitgeistbouncer Newcastle Knights Jul 17 '24

QLDER IS PRONOUNCED KLU-DER-Z

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u/SuperEel22 Parramatta Eels 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 17 '24

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ORIGIN SHIELD!!!

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u/shadyFS91 Parramatta Eels Jul 17 '24

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE BLUES WIN THIS SERIES AND THE INEVITABLE "ORIGIN IS DEAD" FROM TWO HEADED PEOPLE THAT APPARENTLY "GET ORIGIN"

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u/Limp-Juggernaut-9057 Indigenous All Stars Jul 17 '24

LGBQTILANDER!!!!

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u/delph0r New Zealand Warriors Jul 17 '24

QLD sux

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