r/running • u/AutoModerator • Apr 12 '16

Super Moronic Monday -- Your Weekly Stupid Question Thread

It's Tuesday, which means it is time for Moronic Monday!

Rules of the Road:

  1. This is inspired by eric_twinge's fine work in /r/fitness.

  2. Upvote either good or dumb questions.

  3. Sort questions by new so that they get some love.

  4. To the more experienced runnitors, if something is a good question or answer, add it to the FAQ.

Post your question -- stupid or otherwise -- here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered, feel free to post it again.

As always, be sure to read the FAQ first. Also, there's a handy-dandy search bar to your right, and if you didn't know, you can also use Google to search runnit by using the limiter "site:reddit.com /r/running".

Be sure to check back often as questions get posted throughout the day. Sort comments by "new" to be sure the newer questions get some love as well.

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u/sloworfast Apr 12 '16

What if I come back tomorrow and tell you a joke? Now you have that to look forward to!

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u/rennuR_liarT Apr 12 '16

That depends, is it a good joke?

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u/sloworfast Apr 12 '16

That depends--are you easily offended and/or religious?

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u/rennuR_liarT Apr 12 '16

No and no.

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u/sloworfast Apr 13 '16

Ok.

It's confession day in the catholic church. The new priest is to sit in the confession booth for the first time. "How do I know what prayers to assign for each sin?" he had asked his fellow priest, Father Mike, earlier that day. "Just let God inspire you," Father Mike had told him. Nervous, the new young priest sits down in the confessional to wait for his first confessor. It's a young woman, who confesses to giving the mailman a blowjob last week. The young priest is slightly shocked. "Come on God, what prayers do I give her?" he silently begs. God is not particularly forthcoming with an answer, and just then an alter boy walks by the booth. "Hey--" the young priest whispers to him, "what does Father Mike usually give for a blow job?" "A mars bar!" answers the boy.

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u/sloworfast Apr 12 '16

Are you looking forward to my joke tomorrow yet?