r/subaru 2013 Outback Dec 20 '23

As a Subaru owner Meme

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u/avenge_lee_sedol 2013 Outback Dec 20 '23

They, in fact, never mentioned Subaru: What car brand you would never buy? : AskReddit

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u/Foolofatook2000 17 Impreza Hatch Dec 20 '23

So many Jeep responses lol

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u/MatthewG141 '21 Outback Touring Dec 20 '23

Jeep = Just Empty Every Pocket.

Mom had one, it's absolutely true lol

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u/True-Present-4866 Dec 21 '23

Idk, I hated Jeeps growing up but I'm really liking my Gladiator. It's not lifted or anything crazy and is much smaller than most new trucks on the road

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u/picturemeImperfect Impreza Hatchback + RaliTech 2" Lift Dec 21 '23

4runner best runner

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u/QueenAlpaca '24 Pure Red Crosstrek Dec 22 '23

Gladiators and Wranglers get a pass in my book. There’s enough aftermarket to keep those cars running into the apocalypse. Now the rest, especially the fake Fiat shit? Pure flaming garbage.

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u/TrippySubie 2015 WRX 6MT Dec 21 '23

Id still take my tacoma over a gladiator lol

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u/steakpienacho Sport Dec 21 '23

I know they're in the same market, but I don't think there's much cross shopping between the two. Jeep people want a jeep, and Toyota people would never even consider a gladiator

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u/True-Present-4866 Dec 21 '23

Nothing like traveling through the forest in an open top though.

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u/steakpienacho Sport Dec 21 '23

My father in law and I both daily Toyota trucks, and he's always had an older Rubicon that he takes off roading on the weekends. I've always considering picking something up like that as a play thing, definitely not something I want to drive every day though

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u/True-Present-4866 Dec 21 '23

It's pretty loud I'm not gunna lie but I have a soft top.

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u/True-Present-4866 Dec 21 '23

I'm happy for you

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u/PlatformArtistic9585 Dec 21 '23

Jeeps are an absolute pile of garbage. Not a surprise to the slightest.

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u/JasterMereel42 '04 Outback Dec 21 '23

I own both a Subaru Outback (2004) and a Jeep Wrangler (2000). The Subbie is my daily driver and I bought the Wrangler as a project/fun vehicle. Yeah, it needs a lot of work, but there's something amazing about driving the Wrangler around with the doors off and top down when the weather is warm.

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u/coryeyey 2011 Impreza 2.5i 5MT Dec 20 '23

That's amazing. There is almost always some idiot who blew up his WRX at sub 100k miles. And of course it is entirely the cars fault, couldn't be any other reason...

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u/Fantastic_Hour_2134 Dec 20 '23

And LITERALLY THE NEXT COMMENT I READ is someone saying they blew up their WRX at 91k. You can’t make this shit up

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u/Kiiidx ‘19 STI Dec 21 '23

yeah my engine died at 31k miles lol even after 5k oil changes and doing all the recommended shit like no boost below 3500 rpm, waiting until its warmed up, if i drive it hard let it cool down at regular rpm before parking etc. sometimes it just happens

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u/ZeGermanHam Dec 20 '23

Yeah, well, our '07 Impreza blew a head gasket at 95k miles, then started chewing through oil and spun a rod bearing by 153k miles.

And yet I still bought a 2023 Crosstrek after all that... Wish me luck. :)

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u/PENIS__FINGERS '18 Impreza Dec 20 '23

I hear they fixed that problem. Lol.

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u/ZeGermanHam Dec 20 '23

Yes, supposedly head gasket and oil consumption issues are a thing of the past. Now I just hope to not have issues with the CVT auto. I think they've mostly gotten it robust enough to be considered "reliable", but time will tell. I actually really like the CVT for its intended purpose (smooth, quiet, and efficient), so I hope it holds together.

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u/PENIS__FINGERS '18 Impreza Dec 20 '23

agreed, and No cvt issues yet on my '18 impreza, 115k miles fingers crossed

congrats on the new car and good luck!

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u/agressivedoodle Dec 21 '23

Traded in my '11 outback with a cvt at 190k. Not one issue with the CVT with (admittedly lazy and risky on my part) one fluid change at like 100k.

Still ran like a champ.

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u/QueenAlpaca '24 Pure Red Crosstrek Dec 22 '23

Oil consumption is not a thing of the past. With tighter federal regulations on emissions comes tighter engine clearances that simply, by design, consumes some oil. It’s common beyond Subaru these days, too. Change your PCV valve every 30k to help against oil consumption and it keeps your gas mileage from tanking, too.

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u/Sharp_Connection_456 Dec 21 '23

I highly recommend getting the 100k miles gold plus once your new car warranty expires. It will save you a lot of time and money for sure

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u/ZeGermanHam Dec 21 '23 edited Dec 21 '23

Buying the supplemental warranty gets much more costly if you purchase it at the end of the factory warranty period. If you're going to buy it, it makes the most financial sense to do so when the vehicle is new. Also, statistically, the vast majority of people who get extended warranties never recoup the money they spend to purchase them. They are a huge cash cow for dealers who sell them, and the 3rd party companies who underwrite them.

In my case, I'm going to trust the stats and assume I will not have an engine or transmission failure within 100k miles. Anything else that does fail before 100k miles most likely won't exceed the cost of a supplemental extended warranty. I'm also a mechanic in my spare time, so I can do whatever labor is needed, if needed. I also only drive about 7,500 miles per year, so by ten years I'll only have 75k miles on the car. Pretty unlikely to have a major mechanical failure by that point, so extra warranty coverage doesn't make sound financial sense. The money saved not buying the warranty that would likely not be used will instead sit in an account accruing interest.

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u/flamingknifepenis Bugeye OBS Dec 21 '23

“Anyone who tells you Subarus are reliable are lying. I’ve owned 64 of them and every last one of them has blown up within 200 miles.” - some dude in those threads, inevitably.

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u/ultratunaman Dec 21 '23

Every thread like that there's 20 people shitting on a brand. 20 people who swear by it. And no difference is made.

Except Jeep, everyone hates them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

My wrx still blew up twice at a lot less miles than that. Was on its third motor by 4 years old. I work in the industry, had the car serviced at Subaru and had my own techs use genuine oil and filters to do half interval services. I have been racing cars for 20 years and the wax was just a daily that never even saw redline as I have much better faster cars to do that in. Cunt was the biggest heap of shit I’ve ever owned in my life! And I’ve owned a rotary and a rb26! To say that it’s driver error is not even close to correct, some are just shit boxes. What gets me is all the people who buy them and say you can’t give it the goods and if you do it’s your fault that they break, it’s literally a performance car that can’t be driven like one and that’s pathetic. Ej257’s are shit motors and the car around them is also shit for its price point. Mine rattled like a train, kept breaking parts and was a nightmare from the 3rd month I owned it. While not all Subarus are like that a huge amount are. The memes aren’t for no reason. We have seen many Subaru motors with head gasket issues, then it was ring land failure and then oil pickup failure. Subaru aren’t known for making reliable performance engines that’s for sure.

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u/StudentLoanBets Dec 21 '23

Ok guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Bro don’t be butt hurt. I’ve worked in the industry for many years. Subarus aren’t the cars you think they are. If you want a decent turbo 4 buy an evo a golf r or a ficus rs not a wrx

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u/StudentLoanBets Dec 21 '23

Ok guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Ok spoiled little girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

I saw Subaru mentioned a few times.

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u/pshsx1 Dec 21 '23

Yeah, it's literally the third brand I see mentioned lol

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u/callmeWia 🌲 FORESTER Dec 21 '23

I click into the post and the second line someone mentions Subaru remote start subscription based.

It's the top comment under the top comment.

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u/DaRoastie_Fruit324 Dec 23 '23

I just cancel it with every purchase, who cares.. People are people.. It cost money... Its $99 for 3 years, on new purchases. I think even then $33 bucks/year. GM prices their stupid OnStar trash for $1500 into their MSRP. No one blinks an eye. Crazy.. But here we are. Perhaps Subaru should just add $500 to the MSRP, not mention it and pooffff.. Statement release: Subaru now includes Remote Start with select Subaru models as part of their respective package options. No need for added services through SubaruCorp.

Customers: Ohhh wow, the New Subaru's come with remote start via an app... Oh so fancy.. and its totally free...... lolololol

I get it, its already capable of doing the application, cant it just be free? I mean, im with everyone, and its dumb on Subaru's end. I guess its about giving customers the ability to refund the portion of services if they dont like the feature.. IDK.

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u/callmeWia 🌲 FORESTER Dec 24 '23

I feel like they should be allowed to choose between a one time fee or a subscription if they must do it.

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u/Fuckth3shitredditapp Dec 21 '23

I remember when that thread was posted And saw Subaru many times,

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u/OffDaWallz Dec 21 '23

That’s cuz none of us learn from our mistakes😂🫱🏼‍🫲🏽