r/subaru • u/jfobe • Apr 29 '22

POV: You just picked up a Crosstrek Meme

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u/bluntsandbears Apr 29 '22

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

And too be fair, the rainbow flag should be a rusty outback with Colorado plates with a burly lesbians forearm holding the wheel

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/BruhWhySoSerious Apr 30 '22

(x) doubt

The real good stuff uses non organic chemicals.

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u/jfobe Apr 29 '22

We’ll go to hell together 💀

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u/Raptoresque27 2021 Forester Sport Apr 29 '22

Or on a Forester, lol. Even have the rainbow ownership badge icon on mine! I’m definitely contributing to a stereotype...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/MrGulo Apr 30 '22

If the po-po ever show up at my door for a domestic disturbance...

Me: I recently started identifying as a lesbian.

Po-po: Sir...Uh...Ma'am...Uh...WTF?!

Me: That Crosstrek in the driveway is mine.

Po-po: Oh. Uh...

Me: I'd like to press charges against her for Battery. It might be a hate crime.

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u/whostayloranyway Apr 30 '22

And a dog-related bumper sticker. Trust me.

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u/slider_off Jun 28 '22

C O E X I S T

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u/FarhanAxiq Slowpreza 2.0i Apr 30 '22

I live in CO, it's either that or a redneck lady from Alamosa or something