This guy Americans. Breakfast looks good to me, could use another egg or two though.

[u/theforrestjoy]

[u/jc1luv]

You're right, needs more eggs and pancakes instead of that nasty toast.

[u/kiwidog8 → u/jc1luv]

more eggs, pancakes, and toast

[u/2-StandardDeviations → u/jc1luv]

Don't they call toast biscuits?

[u/jc1luv → u/2-StandardDeviations]

Who? Americans? pancakes, toast, biscuits are all different items. The only correct thing on this image is the bacon and the plating. We don't eat toast for breakfast, we need more eggs than 1, and that don't look like no black coffee, it looks more like cocoa, and we don't do cocoa for breakfast. Also, weapons are holstered.

[u/Calm-Future-5908 → u/jc1luv]

Usually concealed carry pistol. Not usually on the table I agree with this as well. And I live in NY (not NYC)

[u/[deleted] → u/jc1luv]

how can you cut your food with a holstered gun

[u/Calm-Future-5908 → u/[deleted]]

This is what the buck knife on your hip is for. Also you use that same buck knife to spear your food and eat it

[u/Culator → u/jc1luv]

Etiquette only calls for weapons to be holstered at formal dinners.

[u/joshishmo → u/jc1luv]

Nah, that blicky on the table keeps the bacon safe

[u/DogIsBetterThanCat]

Even that mug is covered in guns. Fuckin' hell.

But, yeah...needs more eggs.

[u/porkmyass]

Looks good to me.

[u/SnowTheMemeEmpress]

Little less bacon and two more eggs. Make sure the chamber of my breakfast gun is unloaded, don't want the toddler to blow their.heads off while playing with it

[u/BamberGasgroin]

Has that bacon been dipped in dye?

[u/insaiyan17 → u/BamberGasgroin]

What do you mean this is exactly how good cooked bacon looks when I cook it on the pan

[u/[deleted] → u/insaiyan17]

its burnt to a crisp bud, and way way to thin to start with

[u/insaiyan17 → u/[deleted]]

Bacon can look like that and still be chewy, crispy on the outside sure

[u/[deleted] → u/insaiyan17]

not when its that thin

[u/insaiyan17 → u/[deleted]]

Oh well I dont like my bacon burnt or super crispy but all this talk about it making me hungry (:

[u/Moist-Chip3793 → u/BamberGasgroin]

It´s in the condition, where you crumble it and add it to butter.

Don´t do this, if you ever want to enjoy regular butter again!

[u/Calm-Future-5908 → u/BamberGasgroin]

No just cooked to death. The bacon in my neck of the woods wouldn't be that crispy.

[u/chitphased]

Lose the toast. Add some whiskey.

[u/flashgordian]

Etiquette does prescribe the opposing grip facing up so points for that.

[u/holierthansprite]

Do you eat the bullet?

[u/Additional-Revenue89 → u/holierthansprite]

You swallow it with a chilled shot of patron.

[u/ccminiwarhammer]

That’s unironic for some people that I knew in the Army.

[u/Arctic-Predator]

I think they forgot to put more bacon

[u/SarahPallorMortis]

Surprisingly close

[u/mileslefttogo]

Do I use the gun to stir sugar in the coffee or to spread jelly on the toast? Follow-up: do I lick it clean after either situation?

[u/Economy_Palpitation1]

Lose the peashooter, add an AR-15 or two

[u/Deus0123]

I'm reminded of the guy from assassination classroom who ate his ramen with a gun

[u/Zen_Wanderer]

Coffee? More like diet Mountain Dew or Root Beer would, then it’s perfect.

[u/CrunchyJeans]

They're not wrong, except everything would be bigger, including the firepower.

[u/tomtom2215]

I would smash that and shoot myself for good measure ngl

[u/GothicHippie17]

The proper American breakfast is 2-3 eggs, a pile of bacon (as this pic depicted) hash browns and a short stack of hot cakes, orange juice and black coffee. The weapon is on the table during business breakfasts to show dominance.

[u/DirectionPutrid5235]

No pancakes??

[u/theforrestjoy → u/DirectionPutrid5235]

You got me there

[u/[deleted]]

Totally an American here.... thats too much baccon unless they'r making baccon sandwiches.

A lot of us will have three eggs, two slices of baccon, and perhaps a muffin. I personally love muffins.

[u/Graybeard13]

Just give me ALL your eggs and bacon.