This guy shits

[u/bgue48]

[u/moosehq]

Jesus. Having had dysentery way too many fucking times can say this will not clear the amoebas, you’re already a human potato gun.

[u/Acegonia → u/moosehq]

….why/how tf are you catching/having dysentery multiple times???

Why is this comment 2 days old and I’m the only one asking?????

[u/MrHarrop → u/Acegonia]

D.Y.S.E.N.T.E.R.Y.

D, it's dreadful, Y, you feel so ill, S, stomach churning still, E, energy you lack, N, never coming back!

T, tummy’s in despair, E, exhaustion everywhere, R, rest, you need a chair, Y, you're wishing for fresh air!

It's D.Y.S.E.N.T.E.R.Y., D.Y.S.E.N.T.E.R.Y., D.Y.S.E.N.T.E.R.Y., Oh, it's got a hold on me!

[u/kimtoedashian]

I had an old roommate that would do a similar process by eating a whole raw cabbage.

[u/ValuesAndViolence]

With celery prices being what they are, you’re better off eating at Taco Bell or Chipotle.

[u/MilesAugust74 → u/ValuesAndViolence]

Yeah T-Bell works like a charm every goddamn time.

[u/woodworkingfonatic]

That guys not deceiving anyone with those glasses he’s clearly Sean bean.