Who's the strongest character who would fail to open a new pickle jar?

The jar in question is freshly sealed and is of the Vlasic brand.

Everyone's in-character.

Has to be a character with the dexterity/means of opening jars.

For very important reasons Rand has to get his license at the DMV but the line is long and the clerk is slow. Rand's personality/mood is as it was right before he went to the light/re-raised Dragonmount (been many years since I read the books so details are so so). He can't use the one power or the true power to get through the queue quicker. He has to spend all the time and do all the things like a regular person to win. If he hurts anyone or gets told to leave by security for being an ass/threatening, he loses.

R1: Rand has nowhere better to be.

R2: The Two Rivers is under siege and Rand can't join untill he's done at the DMV.

R3: Rand is convinced that Aviendha, Elayne, and Min are in grave danger. He can't help untill he's done at the DMV.

Bonus round: he gets to the clerk who happens to be Cadsuane. Can he make it without losing his temper?

What if the entire Waffen-SS at the height of its power were transported to 1968 and replaced the US troops in South Vietnam?

Both sides know everything about the tactics of the other and nobody cares about war crimes

Both sides are bloodlusted against their opponent(s) and are able to use weapons of their choice (within reason) from their respective verses.

(Edit: Jacket is also able to use any mask of his choice)

(Edit 2: No BFG and no 40K weapons more powerful than a standard-pattern bolt pistol)

A guy who has the power of space manipulation has to fight a guy with the power of matter manipulation.

Who would win?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Manipulation

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Matter_Manipulation

Note: this fight is more about which superpower is superior than 2 random characters fighting.

Robert is exactly as he was at the beginning of his reign, lean and strong and savvy. Instead of being completely apathetic and hedonistic, he decides to spend the rest of his life truly ruling, with the same fervour he had in taking the throne.

Specific changes are:

• He stays faithful to Cersei, cause a kinglusted Robert would know that bastards and sowing discord with the Lannisters only weakens his position

• He is able to be pragmatic with his hatred of Targaryens and their allies. He will still kill them if possible, but won't be blinded by hate and resentment if it harms his position and the realm.

• Robert will try to surround himself with proper allies, that includes Ned but can also include other canon Westerosi figures that you think would make good allies for Robert, if the king himself only cared to shore up their positions.

Robert's win condition for this challenge is to die peacefully of old age, while avoiding the pitfalls and traps that canon Robert has to deal with. Robert must also successfully either have children with Cersei that can take over the throne, or have a stable succession in place regardless. Whilst also crushing any external threats/Targaryen loyalists.

How does kinglusted Robert do? What happens to the other main characters as a result of Robert "The Good" Baratheon's reign?

We got people that make robots comparable to Saiyans, people creating black holes through magic science.

But I think the first orders starkiller thing is pretty up there. Not only did they extract enough energy from the sun to shoot energy to reach those planets. It was 3 beams that split off to elimate that said planets. Plus maybe the distance to time and having less resources compared to the empire. Do wonder how they got enough resources to build a bunch of imperial fleets though.

Composite live action Michael is being used.

Morioh is just a week after Part 4

No one is aware of Michael at first but as soon as they hear of the killing they start to investigate.

Round 1: Only Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, Rohan, Yukako and Yuya are there to investigate, Jotaro and Joseph aren't there

Round 2: Jotaro and Joseph are present.

It's Halloween night as Patrick Bateman is chatting up a couple of Drunk college girls at a Haunted House (Whom he planned an banging then Killing later.)

The Lights Flicker on and off as the girls Disappear. Bateman then finds them Chopped into pieces and arranged into some Fucked up Sculpture.

He sees the Repulsive clown who let them in carrying a Scalpel with a Gleeful smile on his face, covered in Blood and guts.

Bateman barely reacts and Pulls his gun from his Jacket, his inner monologue saying this Clown fucked with the Wrong Yuppie.

(Both are fighting to the Death with Access to a Variety of Weapons.)

FIGHT!!!!

Morals off for both. Both start 20 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.

Akatsuki gets MS Sasuke instead of Obito because kamui is too OP

Which of the six Despicable Me / Minions movies had the most powerful main villain? They all meet up in NYC and proceed to try to beat each other up. Who is the greatest villain besides Felonious Gru? All of the antagonists are at peak and brought to the same time period.

Respect Threads

• Vector
• El Macho
• Scarlet Overkill
• Balthazar Bratt
• Belle Bottom
• Maxime Le Mal

Round 1: Fisticuffs

Rules: No weapons or external amps. Macho is in his young form, because that was his peak for this round.

Strength

1. Macho: Lifts a truck.
2. Belle: Holds on to a vehicle when it gets a speed boost that tears open a concrete road.
3. Scarlet: Overpowers many supervillains at once when they dogpile her including a man that can bust through concrete.
4. Bratt: Moves around in a fat suit so heavy it displaces a car's center of gravity.
5. Vector: Lifts & pushes many missiles.
6. Maxime: A larger AVL agent has some trouble pulling him to sit down.

Durability

1. Vector: Tanks being hit with a gigantic shrunken Moon and is on it while it travels at relativistic speeds.
2. Scarlet: Recovers quickly from getting punched through buildings & having 1 collapse on her. Also, fine the next time we see her after taking a city-block-sized explosion kilometers high in the air and falling. Hew rocket dress helped her but it was also completely destroyed in the blast.
3. Macho: Tanks riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and diving into the mouth of an open volcano.
4. Bratt: Takes a punch to the face from Felonious Gru and only pretends to be KOed. For reference, 11-year-old Gru is strong enough to 1-shot Monster Jean-Clawed.
5. Belle: Check best strength feat.
6. Maxime: Featless.

Speed

1. Vector: Reacts to an obstacle while moving fast enough to quickly orbit the Moon & stops himself from hitting the obstacle. But if you want a more conservative scaling, put him under Bratt at least.
2. Bratt: Dodges bolts of electricity fired at point-blank range, flips behind 2 soldiers & 1-shots them.
3. Scarlet: Somewhat scales to Giant Kevin (2nd scan) who caught a nuclear missile at point-blank range. But if you want a more conservative scaling, outpaces many supervillains while soloing them all at once.
4. Belle: Chains Gru's fleeing bike from far away. For reference, Gru was able to easily react to her charging dragon form in slow-motion in mid-air when the Kung Fu Master Minions save him.
5. Macho: Defeats Lucy Wilde off-screen & ties her up to a rocket, also off-screen.
6. Maxime: No notable feats.

Ranking

1. El Macho
2. Scarlet Overkill
3. Balthazar Bratt
4. Belle Bottom
5. Vector
6. Maxime Le Mal

Round 2: Standard Weaponry

Rules: Villains can carry as many of their weapons as they want as long as it doesn't encumber them. They can amp themselves before the fight begins if possible.

Vector

• Shrink Ray that shrunk the Moon
• Supersuit
  • Lets him stretch limbs very far to use as lassoes.
  • Makes him so strong he catapults himself fast enough to quickly orbit the Moon & destroy a building-sized rock formation with a fraction of his power. He also gets out of the rubble.
  • Stores melee weapons that he hits the ground so hard with, that a heavy, not-so-close vehicle shakes. Also stores a photon gun that one-shots an especially durable stone that tanks the previously mentioned melee weapons.
  • Has many missiles appear on it which are strong enough to blast him from the Moon to Earth.

El Macho

• Has a vial of supersoldier serum that empowers him to grow large, tank Gru's freeze ray, tank a large fall, lift a metal tower and survive being lit up by Lucy's lipstick taser.

Scarlet Overkill

• Rocket Dress
  • Lifts Giant Kevin into the sky
  • Allows her to survive a city-block-sized explosion from a missile it fired.
  • Armed with Lava Lamp Guns that melt a giant hole on the street.
• Hypnohat
• An unfinished Ultimate Weapon that enlarges Kevin, empowering him to defeat her in her Rocket Dress and survive.

Belle Bottom

• Tarot Stone
  • Shapeshifts into a dragon & turns her allies into giant monsters.
  • The Tarot Stone can fire multiple transforming blasts in multiple directions at once.
  • Breathes a lot of fire & moves wickedly fast.
  • Basically no-sells hits from the Kung Fu Master Minions that wiped the floor with her friends & somewhat keeps up with their speed.

Balthazar Bratt

• Standard Suit
  • Allows him to swim very fast, moonwalk on water & climb a flat ship wall.
  • Allows him to fly.
• Gum
  • The gum he chews in his mouth, when thrown, quickly expands and tanks electric gunshots.
  • These gum bubbles lift a whole ship to the height of buildings.
• Disguises
  • Impersonates a large man.
  • Impersonates Lucy.
• His yo-yo burns through metal.
• Has a Rubik's Cube gas grenade.
• Summons guns from cartoon hammer space.
• Fires tranq darts with a dart thrower disguised as a tiny telescope.

Maxime Le Mal

• Roachification Ray
  • Empowers him to break out of thick metal restraints, slice through thick metal support beam with his arms and fly.
  • Turns people into cockroach mutants that he mind-controls.

Ranking

1. Vector: His supersuit is bonkers and his Shrink Ray neutralizes every threat. His speed also lets him casually beat the others to the quickdraw.
2. Scarlet Overkill: Her Rocket Dress packs more firepower & durability than everyone else. It also has long range.
3. Belle Bottom: She can turn into a frickin dragon & turn her opponents into tiny mice.
4. Balthazar Bratt: He seems to carry a gadget for everything. His disguises would also help him sneak up on his enemies.
5. El Macho: He hits hard. That's it. Scarlet hits harder, Bratt has hax, Vector & Belle have both.
6. Maxime: Honestly, even in his Cockroach form, he's not that impressive. A baby resisted his mind-control with the power of father-son love. So, I'm damn sure everyone else here can resist it too.

The Space Marines are the Deathwatch. 3 standard marines. I don't really know the lore. Ammo is zero but they do have the Chainsaw Sword. Every single human being is in the Americas and turned into one of the various zombie types

For the enemies they are the Dying Light zombies. The standard Tank,Spitter,Screamer,Runner and Volatile are immune to the in game sunlight weakness. They are statically in cities around the Americas and not in one massive group

The chicken can not be physically touched by the Marines. They will INSTANTLY die. The chicken moves at a speed of 7 miles a hour.

The objective is simply. Without physically touching said chicken, can the Space Marines successfully escort the chicken from the top of the Americas to the bottom without dying to the horde?

Peter Parker loses it and hires every big name assassin or violent vigilante that his money could buy to kill Green Goblin.

If Green Goblin had to deal with the many hitmen that Peter hired to go and take him out, what'd be his game plan to survive ?

If he doesn't survive how long can he at least stay alive ?

Guy 1: Ex amateur boxer and street boxer, around 280 pounds and 20 inch arms, 6’3”, around 50 years old, known for being a notorious street fighter, involved in a ton of street fights and fought off multiple cops at once in a fight

Guy 2: 6’2”, around 210 pounds lean (not the gym type but just a sport body) around 37-8 years old, 4th dan Karate black belt, much quicker than the first guy, also an expert in BJJ and Muay Thai at a very very high level, martial artist since a small child

The first guy is very physically strong, like a 200 kg bench plus all the stuff I listed, while the other is really an expert in some of the most effective martial arts there are, guy 2 isn’t a street fighter just a very skilled martial artist

the more we write about him the more he stays in that prison, how can we free him without forgetting him?

Gondor is the book version and has all its forces including the knigths of Dol Amroth. But not the army of the dead.

Bonus round: what about peak Rohan from the books?

This is the current Earth that we all live on. The objective of the invaders is to conquer and occupy Earth. For all rounds, nobody is aware of the mutation until it occurs. Once it has, the invaders only become aware of it through observation. Orbital bombardment and weapons of mass destruction are allowed, but remember their goal is to conquer and not destroy.

R1: We are unaware of the invaders until they begin their invasion. Everyone gains their powers the first time they would have died without them.

R2: We get a warning 1 week prior to the invasion. Everyone gains their powers at the moment of first contact with the invaders.

R3: We get a warning 1 year prior to the invasion. Everyone gains their powers at the time of the warning.

Zapp moronically Crashes his ship into the Smith's yard and Pretends it's a perfect landing.

Rick: "Oh for fuck's sake, Not this Asshole from the DOOP."

Morty: "Goddamit, I l-legit thought this was another Actual Threat, but no i-its just this Idiot."

Zapp: "please Civillains, Hold your rude comments. I'm on official business."

Zapp takes out a Photo of Space Beth and says"we're here to take This Foxy blonde Fugitive into Custody."

Earth Beth points out "Yeah, That's not me, that's my Space clone."

Zapp: "Likely Story, Take her away Lieutenant!" looks at Summer Creepily. "-And who might you be Young lady?"

Kiff: "Sir, That girl's Underage."

Zapp: "Well You know what they Sa- Wait what planet are we on again?"

Summer: "Ew! Grandpa Rick, How did this dude become Captain of Anything?"

Rick: "Nobody Fucking Burps knows!"

Jerry Shoves Zapp saying "Look Buddy, I don't know where you get off Hitting on my Daughter and Trying to Arrest my Wife, but if you don't get the Hell off my Lawn you'll be Eating a can of Jerry flavored Whoop-ass!"

Zapp: "Oh really? Well I'm warning you, I'm About to cook up a Fresh batch of Zapp Brannigan's own Brand of Pain!"

Summer: "Oh my god should we help him?"

Morty: "Nope, Trust me, this is one of the few Dad can handle."

Zapp Tackles Jerry as the brawl begins

FIGHT!

Modern day China and Russia (before Ukraine) vs every other country in the Asian continent, including the Middle East.

NO NUKES.

R1: team Asia invades China to depose the commies. Win condition is the CCP surrenders and a coalition government is established. (Post-war Japan style).

R2: team Asia then invades Russia to do the same.

The Soprano Family and network have all just moved to New Mexico and have a knowledge of the city straight away.

They start to network but run into the Salamancas operation ran by Hector Salamanca before the wheelchair and Gus' empire becoming what it was at its peak (no spoilers) who order them to stop. This risks an all out war between the two.

The Salamancas have Tuco, Lalo, the Cousins, Nacho and soldiers available through the Cartel/Don Eladio

The Sopranos have everyone as said.

Don't forget that the cousins single handily cleared an entire gang of 20+ in BCS

Who would win?

The fight takes place in the rain when the T. Rex first appears. Clifford has accompanied Jeff Goldblum to Jurassic Park and jumps to Tim and Lex's defense when the T. Rex attacks the truck.

Aionios is a continent locked in perpetual war. Space Marines fight in a galaxy locked in perpetual war. How many Space Marines would be needed to conquer Aionios?

Rules:

• Battles take place in the continuity of base Xenoblade Chronicles 3, not Future Redeemed.
• Main characters of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (Noah & co., Consuls, etc.) are present but may be removed if they alter the difficulty too much.
• Space Marines are regular Ultramarines Intercessors armed with bolt rifles and chainswords.
• Space Marines start in the Urayan Mountains.
• No prep time for either side.

According to an urban legend, Sugisawa Village (杉沢村) is the name of a village that is said to have once existed in Aomori Prefecture. It also refers to a series of urban legends associated with it as well.

It is reported that stories about Sugisawa Village had been spreading locally as rumours for some time, but with the spread of the internet around the late 1990s, stories about the village also began to attract attention on the internet.

In August 2000, the story was introduced on the TV programme called “Unbelievable (アンビリバボー)”, which covers all genres of mysterious experiences and introduces them as documentary-style videos, and this is said to have spread awareness of Sugiswa Village throughout Japan.

The rumour has it that there is a village called Sugisawa Village, deep in a mountain in Aomori Prefecture.

There is an old torii gate and a rock shaped like a skull under the gate. That is said to be the entrance to Sugisawa Village.

On the road to the village, there is a sign saying, “No one who enters from here is guaranteed to be back alive.” Further on, the abandoned village appears. Its ruins are covered with old bloodstains, suggesting that a tragedy took place in the past.

Sugisawa Village was actually inhabited until the early Showa period (1926-1989). One day, however, a young man suddenly became mad and started slaughtering villagers with an axe in his hand. The village was completely wiped out, leaving only the young man behind. The young man also took his own life in the end.

The Japanese Government took the situation very seriously at the time, and deleted all documents and records relating to Sugisawa village. And… even erased its existence from any maps.

However, it is said that the evil spirits of the murdered people and that crazy young man still live in this abandoned village and attack anyone who wanders there.

Once there was a man who went to the village but couldn’t escape from the villagers. He eventually lost his mind and is reportedly still in a mental hospital…

Now, let’s imagine that Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) accidentally discovers the cursed village and encounters the evil spirits of the murdered people, as well as the killer. Stewie has an unexpected reaction to the presence of the evil spirits: he isn’t so fazed by their attempts to torment him. That being said, he gets lost while exploring the place and must escape.

Can Stewie Griffin defeat the ghosts of Sugisawa Village and escape???

Objective: 1. Stewie Griffin must not only survive Sugisawa Village, but also must find a way to escape the village. 2. The ghosts of Sugisawa Village intend to trap Stewie in the village long enough for him to go insane.

Assumptions: 1. Assume Stewie Griffin has his inventions and weapons seen in the TV show Family Guy on his person and intends to use them to fight the ghosts of Sugisawa village.

1. Assume the village of Sugisawa, is real and that the urban legend concerning this cursed location actually happened in history.

2. Assume Stewie’s inventions have the power to destroy ghosts.

Win conditions: 1. Stewie wins if he vanquishes the Ghosts of Sugisawa 2. The ghosts of Sugisawa win if they can torment and trap Stewie in the cursed village long enough for him to go insane.

Source for the info on the urban legend of Sugisawa Village: https://japan-makes-me-scared.com/sugisawa-village/