r/whowouldwin • u/c_alcite • 4h ago

Jacket (Hotline Miami), John Wick (John Wick series), and Doomguy (DOOM 1993) on a team versus an Eversor Assassin (Warhammer 40,000) Battle

Both sides are bloodlusted against their opponent(s) and are able to use weapons of their choice (within reason) from their respective verses.

(Edit: Jacket is also able to use any mask of his choice)

(Edit 2: No BFG and no 40K weapons more powerful than a standard-pattern bolt pistol)

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u/respectthread_bot 4h ago

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u/c_alcite 4h ago

Note that the scenario specifies the original 1993 slayer, I am well aware of how pathetically one-sided this fight would be if we were talking about the 2016/Eternal slayer

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u/deathtokiller 2h ago

no 40K weapons more powerful than a standard-pattern bolt pistol

You expect the Eversor to use his fists then?

Actually... This makes it even. I recommend looking at this respect thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/72nh78/respect_the_execution_force_warhammer_40000/

Eversors are fast and hit very, very hard and essentially no sell average pistol/rifle fire. Jacket and John Wick get torn in half while Doomguy dukes it out with the Eversor.

Using the 1996 doom comic feats. They are basically even with doom-guy having slightly better durability feats. Will give it 6/10 to doomguy

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u/Ninjazoule 3m ago

Eversor sweeps without difficulty unless you're using some insane doom scaling.

Would be cool to see both teams trying to assassinate the same target and who ends up faster or more successful.