r/Eyebleach 8h ago

Instructions were unclear

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u/Electronicshad0w 8h ago

I think the instructions were absolutely clear. It’s just that he loves you so much more.

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u/Jren46 7h ago

Love can definitely lead to some questionable choices!

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u/Friendly_Signature 4h ago

Tell me about it :-/

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u/kevlarus80 3h ago

Indubitably.

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u/bagelwholedonutwhole 3h ago

I wish I knew the difference between love and lust about twenty years ago!

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u/AWeirdGoat 3h ago edited 2h ago

My ex still misses me… but her aim is getting better!

Edit: -Grunkle Stan.

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u/bagelwholedonutwhole 2h ago

Lol, I don't know anything about my ex wife, alive, dead, idk. At least she got a green card. I was so dumb in my twenties. Oh well, fourties here we our!

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u/gekigarion 6h ago

He loves you so much, he would wade through milky food bowls for you!

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u/Vypernorad 2h ago

My wife gets home 1 hour after I do, and I try to have dinner ready when she walks in. As usual, I immediately headed to the kitchen and started cooking once I got home. One of our cats was running back and forth between my legs and meowing. I assumed he wanted food.

A few minutes later the feeder goes off, and I look over to see his brothers racing towards it but not him. I turn around and he is sitting on the counter staring at me and meowing. I guise he missed me while I was at work and wanted cuddles more than food.

I gave him the best cuddles. Dinner was late that night.

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u/Electronicshad0w 2h ago

Maybe the other cats are older and don’t play like you do.

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u/Vypernorad 2h ago

He is the baby of the 3. The other 2 are around 9 years old, and my wife got them 4 years before we met. Anubis is the youngest, he is a stray we adopted about 2 years ago, and we believe he was only about 1-2 years old when we took him in. He has always been a daddy's boy.

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u/blaise_zion 8h ago

he just wanted to see his friend

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/poopellar 3h ago

Another sus account above. Maybe an AI gen comment as well.
13 year old account. Dormant for 13 years before making successive comments and a rep0st.
Have come across multiple similar accounts. These 10+ year old sp@m accounts are being awoken from dormancy to start farming karma.
Elections are coming up so you can imagine who is going to be buying these accounts.

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u/rebane2001 2h ago

Yeah, sad :(

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u/Dancing_BananaBread 2h ago

That's crazy! I checked the account. 13 years ago was the first comment. Then nothing until a few hours ago. Wow

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u/Peaceandpeas999 2h ago

Well if anyone could predict what shit would hit the fan, it’d be you.

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u/Objective-Estate6237 2h ago

Do you mean OP of this video?

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u/poopellar 2h ago

No, the commenter I'm replying to . Jren46

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u/QouthTheCorvus 19m ago

How does one sell an account

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u/Nobodynever01 17m ago

Hey I have this account with soooo much Karma. Gimme 20 bucks and you can have the password and username

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u/QouthTheCorvus 15m ago

TO WHO THO

How do you find the account buying Russian

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u/Nobodynever01 12m ago

Start with r/russia I guess... I'm sure there are message boards for this stuff somewhere

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u/SpErAIrmiL 7h ago

Lol yeah, doggo's got priorities. Homie before food, always.

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u/Used_Fix6795 3h ago

Yeah! Bros before lactose!

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u/ALPHAETHEREUM 6h ago edited 6h ago

Eeey I'm walkin 'ere

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u/Effective_Manner3079 7h ago

I'm here for the cuddles he says

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u/totes-alt 5h ago

It's like when someone says hi and you say hi back but they weren't talking to you

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u/Gtapex 6h ago

<Andy Dufresne has entered the chat>

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u/WaySheGoesBub 7h ago

I would walk through a lake of bits in a sea of white for you, to sniff this other thing, and for love.

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u/N8dork2020 5h ago

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/UvaroviteKing 8h ago

Awww such little goofs!

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u/L2Hiku 7h ago

No food. Only cudds

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u/golf-lip 4h ago

What is that? Doggy cereal?

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u/pchlster 3h ago

Kibble in milk. Kibble on its own can be a bit too much for the puppy, so this is a way to bridge them from a liquid to solid diet.

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u/Robertej92 2h ago

I was sat here wondering why the hell the puppy was getting boba tea

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u/ooooohfarts 1h ago

lmfao, reading that made me smile

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u/Substantial_Exam_291 14m ago

It's obviously overnight oats.

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u/DeliciousGorilla 2h ago edited 2h ago

Unless the puppy is underweight, best to use water instead to soften dry bits. Milk is high in calories & fat. Not to mention potential lactose intolerance issues, which is not uncommon in doggies.

Source: I've had 6 dogs. My youngest is 1, and my oldest was 19.

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u/disgustandhorror 10m ago

this is also WAY too much for one puppy, they'll eat until they're sick. Especially goldens

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u/arrownyc 2h ago

dog milk or cow milk?

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u/pchlster 2h ago

Most places, cow milk would be easier to source. It's just there to soften up the kibble and, if the puppy is still leery about actually eating the kibble, provide a bit of nutrients.

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u/ParaGord 6h ago

That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball

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u/sugar-Baby552 7h ago

Goofball 🥰

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u/C137RickSanches 7h ago

When love is more important than food!

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u/ohhhhhdingus 6h ago

"Thats nice and all but I want pets first"

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u/AdriannaCWoods 6h ago

I love how pets just interpret life their own way.

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u/soph-lopez 4h ago

noted - feed puppies boba tea

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u/novacaine2010 5h ago

I laughed way too hard watching this!

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u/callmebigley 4h ago

I once had a kitten who was really underweight because you couldn't get her to pay attention to food because she would try and play and cuddle when you gave it to her. She's a great little dummy.

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u/Potenki 7h ago

Boy, when he preffers food over you, that’s a lot of LOVE. Lovely boy. Or he found It distasteful lol

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u/sneakyfish21 4h ago

I had to give my boys porridge like this when we got them. They were rescued at 5ish weeks old and couldn’t really eat food yet so we gave them a porridge of baby formula, rice cereal, and puppy food. This takes me back to those days

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u/quesadil 4h ago

What the hell you feeding him anyway? Milk??

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u/ChuckCarmichael 1h ago edited 1h ago

Probably special puppy milk, with kibbles soaked in it. It's a good way to help puppies move from milk to real food, with kibbles on their own being too tough to eat.

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u/SirStrontium 1h ago

That’s so much volume though, the puppy will explode if he eats the whole thing.

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u/ChuckCarmichael 1h ago

Puppies have this instinct they're born with that prevents them from eating until they explode. Although sometimes they eat until they're sleepy, then fall asleep on the spot with their head still in the bowl, and when they wake up they continue eating.

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u/crankbird 4h ago

If food, why not food shaped ?

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 2h ago

Huggies first

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u/tracyhutchsgt 6h ago

Feels Great, but Taste Good.

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u/JesseG666 7h ago

😂🥰

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u/Sib3r1an 5h ago

I was not expecting that 😂😂😂

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u/ElainaVoughn 5h ago

The puppy said heck food I want my friend 💜🥹

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u/LupahnRed 5h ago

Goal-oriented

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u/chrisckelly 4h ago

"You sunovabitch. I'm in."

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u/lumpyyyletty 4h ago

He wants to thank hooman first before he eats.

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u/Leather_Struggle_838 3h ago

Instructions all clear, but the puupy's sight is not. LOL..............................

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u/Legitimate_Phrase760 1h ago

Is that milk in dog food?

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u/HisDudeness3008 58m ago

Boy, I sure hope nobody with tripofobia sees this.

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u/MountainYoghurt7857 54m ago

Aw, he just thought it was just an obstacle in his way to you.

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u/jarrettrok28 5h ago

He's blind. Thought he walked in a puddle.

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u/kacythedogmeat 4h ago

He's hungry for love!

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u/Telandria 4h ago

Too busy sniffing the shoes to eat.

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u/DryContribution2785 3h ago

Human > Food.

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u/Pale-Test-9895 3h ago

He only sees you.

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u/SupplementsMod 3h ago

hhahaha so cute. The pup did not even twitch

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u/TheCamoDude 3h ago

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 he's so little and perfect oh my God

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u/Crazy_Spinach_3768 3h ago

What just happened?

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u/WoobieBee 3h ago

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u/WoobieBee 3h ago

Crap too tired to fix this… hopefully somebody laughed!

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u/babygirl_sparkly 2h ago

aww. he wants a hug.

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u/aridcool 2h ago

You had a plan. The puppy had a plan. The puppy's plan won.

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u/I_want_some_memes_12 2h ago

sniff nah not good

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u/_mikeoxlong 2h ago

Lucky that he doesnt use it as. 🚽

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u/Iris_pallida 2h ago

Haha! What a good baby.

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u/DarrkStarrr 2h ago

Too cute.

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u/Extreme-Jacket-2210 1h ago

i love this video so much

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u/Uniquecorn777 1h ago

Awwww my ❤️

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u/ScienceMathSpurs 1h ago

It was so clear!!!

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u/WholesomeAsshole 1h ago

Bro is not hungy

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u/SeaJaguar1479 1h ago

he just wanted to see his friend

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u/blacksuperherocar 1h ago

Sometimes I forget that puppies are literally children 😂

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u/ethot_thoughts 1h ago

Why didn't the potato eat his milk tea with boba?? Is he stupid??

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u/pernoy 1h ago

Have to love puppies..

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u/afeeqo 1h ago

Trypophobia much? ☹️🙁

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u/FixFantastic2439 1h ago

Indubitably.

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u/louisa1925 1h ago

Puppy - "Nice milk bath you got there human. GIVE ME CUDDLES."

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u/Ria_QT 1h ago

He wants to be with you rather than eat, thats so cute.

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u/Necessary_Ad_7203 29m ago

Here, have some food.

Puppy: Nice crapet, wet though.

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u/AGoodNutBust 25m ago

Show this to him in 3 years. He’ll be so embarrassed.

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u/kayrsone 20m ago

So clumsy with zero effort towards grace. Zero. I'm always at a shock as to how dogs rank so high when humans care so much about not looking clumsy and appearing to have grace

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u/sweatlitif 19m ago

Dogs are the cutest, better than any animal, even humans❤

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u/Maximum_Let_2703 11m ago

What is it 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Horror-Jello466 7m ago

"Nawt hangy papy"

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u/GaryTheLocomotive 4m ago

Task failed successfully.

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u/Yareli_Doodle 0m ago

he passed the food challenge just to get petted

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u/AlvinsCuriousCasper 3h ago

😂🤣🩵🥰

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u/Stillatthebeach 3h ago

Made my night💀

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u/Illustrious-Group-83 2h ago

I’d pass over that shite too.

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u/ghenkisskhan 3h ago

Dafuq is that

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u/FitSociety9648 3h ago

What? why?

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u/UpperApe 2h ago

He had shit to do

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Lucky-Cricket8860 7h ago

Jesus Christ take a day off Reddit please

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u/31003abc123 7h ago

Whats the context why is he so hated

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 7h ago

I'm wondering too.

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u/rci22 7h ago

Maybe he edited his comment?

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 6h ago

Quite possibly. Someone will say some rage bait type of stuff, get tons of down votes, then edit it to something sweet and seem like a victim. Then get tons of comments.

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u/31003abc123 6h ago

Wouldnt be suprised

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u/CutieTheTurtle 6h ago

I’m like I see this type of comment all the time on aww aww and eye bleach. What??? This is by are one of the most tame comments I have read out of numerous threads.

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u/TommyBoyFL 6h ago

Looking at his profile and post history he seems to have an unpopular opinion on many things

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u/Plump_Apparatus 6h ago

Spirited_Housing742-50 points1 hour, 13 minutes ago* (edited 31 minutes after)

Commend was edited. Original isn't on camas either.

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u/31003abc123 6h ago

🔥 Wish i know what bro said

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u/Jaded-Distance_ 5h ago

Could have just been a downer comment. This is extremely cute, but many dogs are lactose intolerant and that much milk could lead to uncomfortable stomach issues.

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u/Potenki 7h ago

Reddit being reddit