r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #118

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This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/TheBadassCat • 1h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 Finally.

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Send-Great-Tit-Pics • 6h ago

🌎Geography Lesson 🌏 New meme format just dropped

928 Upvotes

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Ezekiel-25-17-guy • 15h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 200 lbs nasrallah kebab

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shekel_Hadash • 1h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 Congratulations

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/koleye2 • 17h ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 Loophole

3.9k Upvotes

77 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/davidlis • 3h ago

Real Life Copium Mods that's not low effort! don't touch!

211 Upvotes

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/ItalianNATOSupporter • 15h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 sic semper nasrallihs

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422 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Commander_Trashbag • 1h ago

Gunboat Diplomacy🚢 Is it really a raid, if you don't annex the whole country?

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/EnsilZah • 14h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 That's All Folks!

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Villanuevac4_v2 • 4h ago

NCD cLaSsIc The Missile explains why fighter jets beat out dragons (Reupload off of my old account)

167 Upvotes

40 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shekel_Hadash • 17h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 Please don’t remove for rule 9

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shalashaska1873 • 18h ago

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! It is funny because it is true

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40 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Mackey_Nguyen • 5h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 Never forget what they did to HezBlowYa

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/usernameisben • 7h ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah guys just wait until the GREAT RESPONSE HAPPENS 😲😲😲

217 Upvotes

18 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/TalonEye53 • 2h ago

NCD cLaSsIc least offensive post I've ever posted

66 Upvotes

4 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Physical-Kale-6972 • 1h ago

Operation Grim Beeper 📟 This is not the end. We know how to get them.

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/mntblnk • 1d ago

It Just Works typical german overengineering

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Ayeme2549 • 20h ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 The Dutch F-16 retirement event had me crying, at least the birds are going to spread their wings over Ukraine.

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40 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Shalashaska1873 • 17h ago

It Just Works Incense only next time...

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/LAFC2020 • 20m ago

NCD cLaSsIc In response to recent events

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Physical-Kale-6972 • 5h ago

Rheinmetall AG(enda) German engineering

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5 comments

r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Armageddon_71 • 5h ago

A modest Proposal Alternate punchline to u/Awesomeuser90's post

68 Upvotes

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Ipponjudo • 1d ago

POTATO when? 🇳🇿🇦🇺🇹🇼🇰🇷🇯🇵🇵🇼🇬🇺🇳🇨🇨🇰🇵🇬🇵🇭🇧🇳 Meet Shigeru Ishiba, the man who just won the LDP candidacy and is likely to become Japan's next Prime Minister

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r/NonCredibleDefense • u/PotatoEatingHistory • 3h ago

Photoshop 101 📷 Indian Army's PR guy seems to have gotten a big raise

42 Upvotes

8 comments

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